Spongebob's Killing Spree
Knock, Knock, Knock. "Spongebob, You up yet. It's only 1 and a 2 and a 3 o'clock." Said Patrick. "YEAH! IN THE MORNING!" Said Spongebob angerly. "Well I just wanted to ask you a question." Said Patrick frightened alittle. "What is it you dumb star fish?" Said Spongebob annoyed. "I need to borrow your refrigerator again." Said Patrick.
"Patrick, Get away from my house. I need to get ready for work. Mr. Krabs needed lazy Squidward and me to come early. Mr. Krabs is such a cheap bitch." Said Spongebob angerly and fustrated. "Alright, Bye." Said Patrick happily while skipping home.
"Well I got to get ready for work. Sandy you was great at sex but you're a one night stand so get the hell out of my house." Said Spongebob while walking to the bathroom. "Well you were horrible at sex so I was gonna leave last night but you were ordering peanuts from the store." Sandy said loudly making sure Spongebob could hear.
"Your fat ass! Get the fuck out my house, damn it!" Said Spongebob loudly so she could hear. "Fine!" Said Sandy while walking out the door. "Her fat ass trying to use my money for some damn peanuts. She must be crazy." Mummbled Spongebob as he shaved.
"Damn it!" Yelled Spongebob as he accedentlly cut himself. "I should of just went without shaving….That's what im going to do." Said Spongebob will rinsing the rest of the shaving cream off and left.
"I am at hell also known as work." Said Spongebob under his breath. "Spongey, my boy. All I want me to do is-" Spongebob cut Mr. Krabs off. "You fat ass motherfucker. Don't tell me what the hell to do. I will go cook some damn patties and you better be happy I wont spit in most of them." Said Spongebob angerly.
"What's wrong with me boy." Said Mr. Krabs. "He probably is high on some weed. Aher Aher Aherrr." Laughed Squidward. Spongebob turned around slowly. "Motherfucker!" He said loudly and punched Squidward so hard that he fell to the ground. "Squidward! Squidward!" Said Mr. Krabs frightened.
"Check his pulse!" Yelled a costumer eating a Krabby Patty. Mr. Krabs ran up to his shallow body and checked. "He is dead." Said Mr. Krabs softly. "WHAT HE SAY!" Yelled a costumer.
"Who's gonna watch to make sure me money doesn't get stolen?" Said Mr. Krabs. "Your cheap ass." Said Spongebob quietly. "I'm ruined. This buisness is ruined. Me money is ruined!" Said Mr. Krabs while crying. Spongebob started thinking to himself. "I just killed someone. It felt…Great. I loved the rush, the, the great power I felt."
"I am trying to help you the square boy, but I think you haven't noticed that you killed someone and you are gonna go to jail." Yelled a customer. Spongebob ran out the restaurant and went home. He sat in his red chair in the labrary in his house. He thought about killing more. "I am going to keep killing people. I will make a list." Spongebob said.
He ran upstairs and got paper and pencil and some weapons. Knifes, guns and more things that could kill people.
He started the list. "First is the main people. First Sandy. She tried to use me for peanuts. Her fat ass." Said Spongebob angerly. "Secondly-" Ding, Dong! At first spongebob sat there. "OPEN THE DOOR! IT'S THE POLICE!" Spongebob grabbed the gun and yelled "Coming officers!" In a nice young voice.
He opened the door and shot both of the officers. "The police aint taking me to jail. I aaint getting rape by those niggas." Said Spongebob loudly. He ran outside and said all the curse words in the dictionary and swore he would kill them all. Everybody looked outside and locked there doors. They knew something bad was about to happen.
Spongebob went in his house and started to complete his list. He wasn't gonna chicken out. He was serious and wanted to se guts, blood, and bone.