Malfoy Genes

by silver-nightstorm

She always did choose random subjects for pillow talk. This time, it was about why he couldn't possibly be a blonde.

This little snippet occurred to me today randomly when I was supposed to be writing something else, so here it is :D

For: The Pairing Diversity Boot Camp – "pillow talk"

Malfoy Genes

By silver-nightstorm

Words: 158

Summary: She always did choose random subjects for pillow talk. This time, it was about why he couldn't possibly be a blonde.

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"You know, Malfoy genes are quite bizarre."

"Is this really the time?"

"Haven't you heard of pillow talk? Look Scor, your Mum's got black hair like me and your dad's a blonde, and somehow, you're a blonde too."

"What's strange about that? All Malfoys are blonde."

"But like I said, I'm a Professor of Genetics."

"I remembered that!"

"Thanks."

"Not a problem."

"Anyway, I know it's just not possible for a blonde and a brunette to have a child with not just blonde hair, but platinum blonde hair. The genes are supposed to blend a little. You should have hair that's at least a bit dark…"

"Well, maybe we could experiment."

"You're not saying…"

"Only if you want it to be."

"Of course I do!"

"I was terrified you'd say no."

"I could never. Seriously though… Malfoy-ness trumps even Genetics! It's like… it's like you're magic or something."

"Ah… Nami?"

"Hmm?"

"There's something I need to tell you…"

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