Yomeir- Er, Naruto's Choice
Still Free Me
A/N: This is my first fic here, so be nice. I do not own the ecchi manga Yomeiru Choice, though I wish I did cause its awesome, nor do I own Naruto, which I am grateful for for numerous reasons.
If you do know what Yomeiru choice is about, that'll give you some clues in what this fic will be about. Also, this is, will, and forever shall be an open ended harem fic with Naruto as the main squeeze, possibly no yaoi unless I feel like it, and maybe no yuri. Some of the content in here is not suitable for minors, or ones who cannot think (logically) outside of the box when it comes to relations. In these caeses I am only using the manga as a stepping stone therefor it is not my fault if you do not like where things are going. Feel free to flame, though I can say right now you can get as bent as a flimsy spoon because I do not give a rats anus, backside, posterior, booty, butt, tail, rear bumper and/or what its mama gave it.
Finally, the pairs: if you do not like, them, again, please do not ask for me to get rid of them, because i won't unless they are just mere canon fodder, like some of them will , then again, they are still up for debate, so I might take suggestions. Now I can stop talking like a suit with a stick up its anus and get on with the story. Thank you.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own, but I own this, and this, and this, and THIS,and it is copyrighted in my name! HA! The same goes for this fic.
HA!
Tayuya was your typical teenage girl; she liked music, she hung out with her friends, she attended Konoha academy with a perfect attendance record and near perfecct grades, and she was considered one of the most popular girls in the entire establishment. She was considered a tomboy among tomboy, and boys left and right swooned at her on a regular basis. They even jealous that she only seemed to hang around the local idiot.
Some wondered how she could appear so perfect, and struggled to find it out. The way she smiled in public just seemed too real, to natural for it to be well, natural. Well, Uzumaki Naruto knew the truth.
Everyone wondered why she hung out with him. He was considered to be the loser of the school, hiding in the background and barely noticed, even amongst the teachers. Some believed she pitied him, others thought it was because the principle had assigned her to tutor him because he was not the smartest brick in the wall. Again, Naruto knew the truth, and it was friggin sweet.
She loved him!
"Na-ru-to! Is it true you turned down a girl in Iruka-sensei's class?" A monstrously strong had grabbed the fifteen year old's collar and yanked him back, spinning him around to be face to face with two sparkling green eyes and a soft skinned fist. Despite this, he grinned. "H-Hey Tayuya-chan, what's up?"
The girl looked angry, really, really angry. And before he knew it, a fist collided with his jaw and he was sent hurtling to the ground like a ragdoll. If this was a sign of love... he was mayor of the village.
"Don't you hey Tayuya-chan me. And don't play dumb you moron! Ino told me you turned down a girl in our class today!" She stomped the ground for effect, and he winced when he saw it shake just a tiny bit. Or maybe that was just in his brain damaged head? "Wh- Why would I do something so mean and stupid like th-" She raised a sardonic eyebrow at him, daring him to continue with the lie.
He let out a sigh. not just any sigh, but a condescending, arrogant, self-centered sigh. At least in her eyes it was. And that was something she hated him for it. "I'm not all that into relationships, Sakura. At least not yet. Besides, all i did was say no." she stepped down from the stair she had been standing on after she'd gotten of of Konoha metro and looked at him with a frown. part of her wanted to throttle him like no tomorrow and the other wanted to... well, she didn't know, but she was sure it would hurt!
"Who do you think you are Naruto? The Uchiha? This is so like you! You're always trying to be like him! Do you have any idea how hard it is for a girl to work up and confess like that?' She jabbed a finger straight in his chest and pushed him back with ease, making him wince. He didn't speak for a couple of seconds, and it was becoming painfully obvious she was waiting for an answer. "Well?"
"Uh, then... Should I go out with her?"
Tayuya hoisted her book bag on her shoulder and turned away from him with a scowl, already beginning to start up the steps once more. "A half-hearted boy-friend is worse than none at all!" As she started walking up the stairs, she could hear his footsteps running after her. "I don't get it..." The blond had started once he caught up with her, which was at the final flight right by the door. "How is it any of your business anyway, Tayuya?"
She felt the tiniest rise of heat in her cheeks in embarrassment, not anything else mind you, and she stared at him for a moment, but it was actually much longer than that. "I-I just want to make sure you don't do nothin' stupid! Cause that's what you are, stupid! You're so stupid, you're an idiot!" Naruto gave her a deadpan look and he grinned at her. "It looks like someone needs to brush up on Kurenai-sensei's english lessons, huh Tayuya-chan?" His cheeky disposition made her turn red. With a huff, she crossed her arms and walked out the door, leaving him behind.
"Well? Are you coming or not?" His grin gone, Naruto shook his head and began walking after her. When she was in her moments like these, which was basically all the time, he found it best to stay away from her from a reasonable distance.
Twenty feet at the least.
I wonder whose fault it is I have such a crappy record dealing with girls...
Later...
"You're building is a piece of shit." Tayuya whistled and stared up at thee establishment that looked like it was ready to topple any second with a sign of disgust. The entire area smelled of urine, and other things offensive to the five senses, and the several bums and winos amongst the corners readily available to sight weren't making it look any better.
"Hey, I understand. If you don't want to come over like you promised you would, then that's fine with me. The place is pretty messy..." He gave a halfhearted shrug and began walking towards the door that had big white letters on it that oddly spelled, "COLD CHILLI" on it. He waved to the aforementioned bums and winos kindly. "Hey Mark, Greg, Kim, Wayne, Dwayne, MJ, Bob, billy Bob, Marlon, Peter, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Nagato, Jiraiya, Ebisu, Anakin, Obi-Wan, Padame, Ichigo, Rukkia, Haruhi, Luffy, Nami, Yoh, and hello Princess Yuki!"
Tayuya rolled her eyes as an assortment of homeless or just dishevled people waved back at him with smiles. She looked at him with a suspicious raised eyebrow and a smirk, "What, is there anything you don't want me to see?" As they walked through the halls, she watched Naruto duck an incoming lamp sent straight for his head, before it clattered against the hallway wall. The voice of the drunken land lord screamed, "Damn it boy! I want my money!"
Naruto laughed. "Yeah fuck you too you old bag of sh-"
"Naruto!" He looked at her with a hand raised in the air and his middle finger and thumb being the only ones up. "What is it?"
"The viewers man, the viewers. Your acting too out of character!"
"Oh, my bad. Anyway, I've got nothing to hide." As they reached the end of the hallway, which was the dirtiest part yet Tayuya noted with a frown, Naruto dug into his pocket looking for his key, which Tayuya knew he wouldn't find it. She sighed and rubbed her nose, "Just face it you dumbass, you lost it again. I'll take care of this. Move over." She unceremoniously pushed the boy out of the way and raised her leg and aimed it to thrust directly at the doorknob. "Wait!"
She paused, looking at the blond annoyingly. "Eh?" Naruto walked over to the door and banged on it loudly with a yell of, "Hey! Let me in! I forgot my keys in class again!" Tayuya could have sworn she heard a meek reply through the door but couldn't for the life of her recognize it, so she shrugged it off. "Hey, guess what?"
Naruto looked at her again. "What?"
"My Mom's got another date."
"So?"
She rolled her eyes and plucked his forehead. "'So'? Not 'so?' lame-brain. This date happens to be with her child-hood sweetheart, some freak named Zabuza or something." Naruto tapped his chin and muttered, "Zabuza... where have I heard that name before? Is it a fish or something?"
She shook her head. "Don't hurt that peanut sized thing up there," she rapped her knuckles on his head, "by thinking to hard. I can 't even remember where I know it, so you won't be able to either. But guess what else?" Naruto banged on the door again, this time more impatiently. "Come on! Hurry up! I' hungry! you better not be eating my ramen in there!" Again, there was that soft reply that Tayuya had on the tip of her tongue who it belonged to. He turned back to her. "What?"
"He's got a daughter. Some chick named Haku. Personally I think she looks like a dude. Well, compared to me anyways," she struck a seductive pose with her hair all in her face and Naruto grinned. "Don't get your hopes up buddy, the second she sees your ugly mug she'll go running straight back to her daddy, and he'll turn you in to chop sui."
"Chop sui?"
"Oh yeah," Tayuya grinned ferociously, "Mom also says he's good with blades." At the sight of her friend turning white, she couldn't help but laugh. "Don't worry about it. I'll just tell him that your gay, then he won't be on your ass when he sees you." She punched him in the arm just as the door opened and a torrent of steam came flowing out with the incredibly delicious smell of lavender and grape.
"What the hell? I thought you said you had no one else here!" She coughed and yelled at Naruto, who she saw was already heading inside like it was normal. She heard him say hello to someone, but because of the smoke, she couldn't see who. Then, she heard a high pitched mouse squeak, something that made the tip of her tongue waggle in curiosity to know who it was.
"Come on in Tayuya! The ramens ready!" Tayuya stepped in past the smoke, which was beginning to dissipate now, and shook her head in disapproval. The place wasn't that bad, it was just extremely messy. But not as messy as she had remembered it...
"H-Hello Tayuya-chan." Her head whipped around and her jaw immediately dropped to the ground. In fron of her, standing right beside the open door with a small tinge of red outlining their body, and with a bust line that far exceeded her own, was a pale, misty purple eyed beauty in nothing but a towel, which left nothing to the imagination in the worst case, and the nipples and hips in the least.
"I thought you said you had nothing to hide!" She turned around to face Naruto, who was on the couch behind her with a steaming cup of ramen in his lap. He took a long slurp and turned around to face the two with a careless grin. "You've got me all wrong Tayuya-chan! That's Hinata-nee, we used to play together when we were little, remember?"
"H-Hinata...?" She slowly turned her head back to the girl whose blush increased ten fold as she looked to the ground and suddenly found her feet much more interesting than anything else. "_I-I just got out of the bath... Sorry for using it without asking Naru-chan... I-It won't happen again."
"Hinata, is that you? I haven't seen you in years!" Tayuya took a moment to look the girl up and down, a feeling of jealousy spreading throughout her. "And if you always have been like this... than I really haven't seen you in years!" The girl gained a soft smile on her face and she muttered a tiimid thank you. "It is good to see you as well Tayuya-chan. I see you've grown up quite a bit too."
"Yeah but look at you! You're like that old drunken hag 'cept you don't have a drinking problem! ... Or do you?" Hinata shook her head wildly and held up her hands. "N-No! O-Of course not!"
"Yeah," Naruto's voice laughed from his place on the couch. "Hinata-nee sure has changed a lot. Her boobs, her butt, her hips, her boobs, her height... her butt..." Tayuya was ready to go over there and clobber the idiot for being a not only an idiot, but a perverted idiot when she saw Hinata's blush deepen and her smile widen. She raised an eyebrow, but didn't ask any questions.
"Alright Hinata-nee, you can put some clothes on now! Tayuya's going to turn green from jealousy if she's exposed to you body any longer!" With a soft giggle, Tayuya watched the girl disappear behind the bathroom door which was still ajar and had steam seeping from it before she shut it. She walked over to Naruto and held onto his ear tightly with gritted teeth, though he didn't look like it bothered him at all. "Okay I'll let that last part slide you idiot if you tell me what Hinata is doing here. I thought she was in Kumo or something for the next two years because of boarding school?"
Naruto slurped up the remaining broth in his bowl and gave off a contented sigh. "Nah, her parents talked to mine a while back and then called me to tell me that she would be coming back to the Academy again, for good this time. Personally, I think it's because Hiashi-jisan is a cheapskate."
"Oh," Tayuya backed down for a second before another question popped into her head. "What about your folks, when did they say they were coming back?" She could have sworn Naruto's face turned hard and cold for a fraction of a second, but then whatever that was had been replaced by a grin. "Meh."
"Meh? What's 'meh'?" He shrugged. "Meh. It's a meh. It's all the rage now."
"Well I've never heard of it before! You sound like an idiot saying it!"
"But I like saying meh! Meh! Yeah!"
"Idiot!"
"Meh!"
"Trash!"
"Stupid meh!"
"Worthless trash!"
"Worthless meh!"
"Whisker b- wait what?" Naruto shrugged again. "Meh."
"Uhm, Naru-chan, should I get Tayuya-chan something to eat or-" Hinata started, but stopped as soon as she saw Naruto shake his head. "Nah, come sit down. I need help with Iruka-sensei's homework today. He's been sweating me about turning it in, so I have to, or else I'll have to take another lecture from the old man." Ah, the old man. He was the Hokage of the village, and an almost grandfather to Naruto, if Tayuya had her facts straight. If it weren't for him, she supposed he would have been demoted to second grade again.
She looked up at Hinata who was getting ready to sit on the couch across from them and her eyes doubled in size. Any sane person's would have if they had seen what she was wearing: knee high socks, a dress shirt with a bow tie, and a dark green plaid skirt that looked a few sizes too small. It was essentially the uniform for school... for babies that is. "Uh, don't you think that's uh ... I don't know... a bit indecent?"
Hinata let out a soft controlled sigh and a cute pout adorned her features. "Mother made a mistake in the stats for my uniform, so I'm stuck with this until next week." Tayuya repressed the urge to laugh. A bunch of puberty hitting boys with playboy's dream model? She wouldn't make it past tomorrow, she thought with a hint of satisfaction.
"So, you're going to school here from now on?" Hinata nodded. "Yeah, but they didn't bother telling me until she knocked on the door..." Naruto groaned from the side. "Anyways, I'm glad we took care of that! I don't want any rumours starting at school! Now, who wants more ramen?"
"Huh?" Tayuya looked at Hinata who started to fidget and turn even redder than before, and her fingers were tapping each other like a telegraph on speed. "I-I w-wouldn't m-mind any r-rumours N-Naru-chan..." Naruto stopped walking from them with a bowl in hand and he looked at her. "Huh?"
She started to fidget even more. "W-We;, uhm... I'm going to be... S-Staying here for a really long time and u-under your care for so long so..." She gulped and looked at him with the most pitiful and cutest pout he had ever seen, "So um... I was thinking we should... should get married..."
The fuck? Did she just fucking confess to him? Naruto stammered for words and he nearly dropped his bowl, "Wh-What? H-Hey now, wait a sec... We can't! Hinata-nee, you're like a sister or best friend to me. I can't- I haven't even thought of marriage before!" Tayuya's eyebrows shot up in shock. He completely turned her down!
Apparently, Hinata appeared to know more of Naruto that Tayuya did. "S-Still... You h-have thought of me like that sometimes... r-right?" Tears hung at the edge of her eyes ready to fall at a moments notice. Naruto was caught off-guard and rubbed the back of his neck, his slightly tan skin turning a strawberry chocolate. "W-Well... w-when you put it t-that way... I su-suppose that that would be... kinda... sorta... almost... completely true..."
Tayuya felt a pang in her chest. "Hey now what happened to her being like your sister huh? What happened to that you idiot pervert?" That, is what she wanted to say. Which was odd because she always spoke her mind, but now, nothing was there except, "W... Well... I guess it's not my business what the two of you do."
Suddenly a shining yellow light tore through the room and what seemed like the sound of thunder exploded. "No! It is your fucking business!" The voice had sent Naruto and Hinata toppling to the couch in shock, but Tayuya stood still. The voice sounded incredibly like hers somehow.
Suddenly, out of the yellow arcs of lightening a small girl, probably no older than thirteen or fourteen, crashed down form the ceiling and landed straight on Naruto's head... as first. "Bwaughggsht!" He crashed down to the ground and looked up to her and shook his head, his vision impaired from the light and the minor concussion he know had. "Crap... it's one of those crazy midget winos again... Dammit, I thought I told you guys to stay the heck out of my apartment?"
The girl let out a sweet giggle and knelt down beside him and wrapped her arms around him, surprising them all. Then, in the softest voice ever she uttered, "I'm not a fucking whino you dumbass..."
She looked up at him, her amber blue eyes mirroring his sea blue ones perfectly. Her smile and grin was unmistakeable, as were the faint lines across her cheeks that in comparison were faded against his. "I'm your daughter."
Hey. My name is Naruto Uzumaki . I'm just a regular kid trying to make it by in my city, Konoha, at the resident Academy in my neighborhood. Good grades, sucking up the teachers, and avoiding certain bastards who I shall not name are sounding a whole lot easier right now, aren't they? Well it's not.
That's pretty much all I have to say on that. I kinda forgot what else there was.
I live pretty much alone. My parents are always out of town on business, and leave me in their apartment complex by myself.
Uhm, I'm not so good with girls. My friends tell me that, and my other friend Tayuya tells me that every single day. She says that by facing the truth, I'll be better for all the people on the earth by just becoming asexual (whatever that means) and not creating any children.
Well... about that... you see... That isn't as easy as it sounds either. Cuz... They don't want that to happen.
Ah geez... my hands hurt so much. Forgve me for some mistakes but this was written very early in the morning because I simply couldn't sleep. So read, review, whatever... I think I'm going to take a nap now.
Meh.