Hey guys! AngelAnimexinf here, with my first fanfic. I know it's a little short but please bear with me.

Disclaimer: Unfortunately for Zelink fans out there, I do not own the Legend of Zelda, and probably never will. Darn it universe! MAKE ME HAPPY! *sobs in corner* Please enjoy :)

"Link!" Fado shouted. Link looked up from the My Little Pony crossword puzzle he was doing."I need you to bring in the goats for me! They refuse to listen to the puppet!" "The puppet" was a creepy little version of the mail-man with a Spanish accent. It was Fado's way of bringing in the goats, even though it never worked. Link knew he had just thrown it away years ago and was trying to get Link to do all of the work, as usual.

"There's no need to yell. I'm only like two feet away from you."

Fado ignored this and told Link to move his butt. Link wandered around aimlessly for a little bit, randomly rolling into pumpkins and bashing his head on trees. He then went to the spring, where he saw Ilia washing Epona, her half horse, half zebra thing.

Link carefully walked up to Epona, being careful not to startle the bipolar Ilia- she was actually part polar bear, she had a tail and everything. Then Link stepped on a branch.

"Oh! Link! Hi!" Ilia said. Link just nodded and picked up the My Little Pony crossword puzzle he had dropped.

"I came to get Epona." Link said.

Ilia immediately started freaking out."No! You can't take Billy-Beanie! I need him!" Epona was actually a girl, but anytime someone said that, Ilia freaked out.

"But if I don't get Epona now, I never will and I'll never beat the game!" Link pleaded. Suddenly, the sky darkened and Faron, the water monkey appeared.

"YOU MORON!" for some reason, he yelled everything he said. "YOU BROKE THE FOURTH-WALL!"

"So?" Link said. It abruptly started raining frying-pans. Ilia screamed and hung on to the water monkey's tail.

"OH! I JUST REMEMBERED!" the spirit screamed. "YOU ARE THE CHOSEN HERO AND YOU HAVE TO SAVE ALL OF HYRULE!"

"What!?" Link screamed.

But his question wasn't answered, because right then, a big-boss voice boomed, "IT'S TOO CHIGGIN EARLY FOR THAT, YOU DUMB MONKEY!" Faron was then hit in the head with a giant frying pan and knocked unconscious.

There was only one thought on Link's mind, I'm screwed.

Hiya peoples! Thanks for reading! I am totally open to suggestions for these one-shots, so PM or put something in the review. I am especially open to suggestions about Skyward Sword, Twilight Princess or Ocarina of Time. Until next time! * flies away on Epona*

~AAxinf