Chapter 1

Well since all my other stories are crap I'll use this to start anew while I'm thinking of how to improve my other works. Call this a piece of shit I don't care. But at least give constructive criticism when you insult it. Also I'm looking for a beta reader to tell me my writing is crap before everyone else does, don't worry I was born without self confidence it isn't a result of all the flames.

Ken Kaneki was currently sitting in his house thinking of how great his life is, after all he had a family now and he loved his wife and daughter with all his heart, it was at this moment that he felt his daughter run up to him and hug him from behind.

"Mommy has to talk to you. She says it's important." Ichika said.

Hearing this Ken got up and walked into the kitchen where his wife was making coffee.

"What's wrong?" Ken asked wondering what was so important.

"I was thinking we should move." Touka said.

"This is sudden, why?" Ken asked.

"Well we have a lot of memories here, the taxes are lower in Kuoh, it's sensible. (I had to think of something) Also there will always be ghouls who want to disrupt the peace. Kuoh has a lot of devils and fallen angels but you won't be well known there so we can start anew." Said Touka.

"Fine it is more convenient I guess." Ken said. (Sorry I hadn't really thought of why they'd move I just thought of what happens after that)

2 Months Later (I don't actually know how long it typically takes to move after talking about moving with your spouse)

Ken and his family had finally moved to Kuoh and so far nothing eventful had happened but Ken had a bad feeling about today, they were only in Kuoh for 3 days so far so it worried Ken that he already had a bad feeling.

Currently Ken was walking to the grocery store to get coffee, it was Sunday just for the record.

Suddenly he felt something hit him on the head and then he felt his butt touch the ground, he then realized he had accidently bumped into somebody.

When he got up he saw a girl, she had massive breasts but she looked young and she had bright red hair. After sniffing the air he realized she was a devil.

"Oh I'm sorry I wasn't focused on my surroundings." Ken said offering his hand to help her up, from her scent he knew a lot of things, such as that she was a virgin, she was a devil, and she was a Gremory, and a Bael, she has also been around a reincarnated devil with a dragon sacred gear, a reincarnated devil that was half fallen angel, and even a reincarnated devil that was a nekomata, no wait a nekoshou, it would seem she had an interesting peerage.

She took his hand and after getting up she too apologized, insisting it was her fault, it was like a scene out of a manga, although he had to wonder who took the role of the protagonist in this situation, it was usually the man but not many manga had a protagonist that wasn't a teenager, but he did extend his hand first and get up first.

He quickly shook his head snapping out of his thoughts when he realized this girl was staring at him, then he hoped he hadn't accidentally stared at her breasts while thinking if this was a manga then that might've happened, but he would've gotten slapped, wait no he had to get coffee not think about manga scenes.

"I'm Rias Gremory, nice to meet you, I hope I didn't hurt you." She said before she got ready to leave.

"So you just give out your name to strangers? That's not very wise." Ken said smiling, he didn't mean it as a threat that life was behind him, he was just giving her good advice from a man with some life experience.

However later that day she would in fact think it was a threat and so that one sentence brought him back into that life, not that he knew that yet.

"Have a nice day Mr. uuuuuh well I never got your name actually." Rias said before walking away.

"Well at least my life is still normal." Ken said before getting the groceries and walking home.

Kaneki Residence

"So, did anything eventful happen?" Touka asked, hoping he said no.

"Nope nothing eventful happened. But here is the coffee." Ken said putting 3 bags on the table in the kitchen, it was all coffee, they needed to last awhile, he didn't want to have to look for suicide victims for awhile, luckily they could go about 1 month on one body and if he found someone he'd have to bring it, he has to provide for his family but for now he has some cubes that work like the ones he had gotten from Yoshimura all those years ago, worst comes to worst he'll drag home a fallen angel body, he doesn't want to deal with a Maou for killing a devil despite his confidence that he could kill said Maou. (Does Maou count as a pronoun? If not then I shouldn't be capitalizing it)

All my creations suck so I'm really only giving a demo of the story for the first chapter in hopes that somebody will like it, also a user who wishes to remain anonymous had a few weird story requests for me so those will be on the way.