Zypher: Well welcome everyone to my next crazy crossover. This time it being Drawn Together. Why? I'm just crazy that way and the plot bunny showed up after a particular episode that made me throw Yami, Aqua and Yugi in it in my mind. But anyways, don't have much to say here except for I hope you will enjoy and laugh your butt off for the crazy (yet always highly suggestive) humor that's mostly found in the show.
Disclaimer: Don't own Yugioh or Drawn Together. They just happen to be shows I engross myself into almost every point in my life.
Summary: Yugi and his friends (including Anzu but you all know how much I love to bash her) gets chosen to join the group at the Drawn Together house. Chaos ensues for a while until two new contestants joins. They're mysterious enough with not speaking to anyone but certain people and focusing their attention on Yugi more than anything.
Is it love at first sight or an obsession? Well, they don't know and they're trying to find out as it is. And Anzu is trying everything she can to catch their attention while trying to beat two others that want Yami and Aqua as well.
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Drawn Together
Chapter 1
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"I'm bored!" Malik groaned as they all sat in Yugi's living room being exactly what he felt, bored out of their minds. "Well, I can think of a thing to do. This may be a game shop but there's only so much we could do. We need some more excitement around here, or somewhere else." Diamond said. No sooner that she said that, the doorbell rang. Nobody made a movement until both Malik and Topaz jumped up, racing for the door.
"I got it!" They both shouted, leaping for the handle but somehow, Malik tripped and Topaz laughed at him as he opened the door. "Hey! No one's out here!" he said, looking around before looking down and saw an envelope sitting on the step.
"We got a letter!" he said, picking it up and ran back into the living room. "What does it say?" Yugi asked curiously. Diamond took the note from Topaz, ignoring his whine and opened it, taking out the letter.
Dear Yugi and co,
We have invited you as new contestants to the reality game show Drawn Together. A bus will come to pick you up in an hour and drop you off at the house. One of our previous contestants will greet you and tell you what goes on around the house and whatnot. Clothing will be provided for you after your first day with meeting everyone and doing whatever you please to pass the time. Hope this will give you enough fun.
The Producers
"Well, looks like we won't be bored anymore." Diamond murmured. "Well, that's a relief. I think I might die of boredom." Jou spoke as he stood up. "Well, I guess I will fix something to eat until the bus comes to pick us up." Ryou said as he stood up and went into the kitchen.
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A few minutes before the bus was supposed to be getting here, they heard a knock at the door and Diamond got up to see who it was. "What the...Anzu, why are you here? Didn't we ban you from coming back anywhere near us?" she questioned, glaring at her.
"I know but for some reason, I got a note about some reality game show that I can join in and it told me to come here." she said, holding up the note. She skimmed through it and snorted. "Fine, I guess you'll be coming with us but you better not act up or I'll throw you out myself." Diamond mumbled.
The bus came ten minutes later and they all boarded, now making their way to the house.
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"So, what's this about new people coming? Don't we already have enough here?" Clara asked. "That what the producers said so shut it. It's better to have some new people here than to see the same faces over and over again." Foxxy said, looking to them. "So give them a good welcome, no need to frighten them off on their first day."
"What's so frightening? I can understand blubber woman but what's wrong with the rest of us." Captain Hero asked. "Let's see, we have a princess, a hero that can barely do anything himself, an Asian rat, a weird thing, a black and white garbage can, a downloaded pig and a warrior that you all claim is gay. I think that alone will at least make them disturbed to some extent." Foxxy said once more.
"Hey, I'm not gay!" Xandir said, offended. "We're not going to go through this a bunch of times. Let's just try to keep things down to a minimum until they are used to being around us." Foxxy said once more as the bell rung and she went to answer it.
"Hello and welcome to the Drawn Together house. We hope to make your stay comfortable." Foxxy said. "No need to play housemaid. We can take care of ourselves." Diamond grumbled as she walked inside with the others following behind her. "Hmm, well I think she will handle herself around here." She murmured as she closed the door behind her and walked into the living room with them.
Already the other was talking with them, asking them questions and such. "So, where are you from? I never saw such people like you except from the occasional dragon or so in my homeland." Clara asked, looking at Diamond.
"I'm from Domino, Japan. Seeing as you came from some storybook land, I'm guessing you never heard of sphinxes before." Diamond said. "No, I haven't. Will you tell me some things about your kind?" she asked again. "No, I won't." she started and brought Kaiser over. "He will." she finished as she moved away and headed into the kitchen.
Captain Hero was talking with Ryou, already making a bad impression. "So, what's with the long hair? It makes you look like a girl. You're not a girl are you?" Hero asked, looking him over. "No, I'm not. I told you that the first time you asked. If you don't mind, I would like to talk with someone else." Ryou said, turning his back to him and looked for someone else who wasn't occupied.
"Alright, alright, I won't call you a girl. Is that it?" he asked again. He sighed and turned back around. "Fine, what do you want to know?" Ryou questioned. "What with the hair?" he asked and Ryou slapped his forehead.
"So, who are you? What's your name and where are you from?" Wooldoor asked, sitting next to Yugi. "I'm Yugi Motou and I'm from Japan. All my friends are. Where are you from?" he asked. "To tell you the truth, I don't even remember, just only the genocide of my people. Wait, you didn't need to know that. Forget I said that." Wooldoor murmured.
"I think I won't be forgetting that for a while." Yugi said, placing a hand over his eyes. We won't worry about Anzu and Clara since they're just talking about nonsense after Clara finished talking with Kaiser.
"So, what kind of hero are you?" Jou asked. "Well, I was originally on a quest to save my girlfriend but stuff happened so I'm not going to worry about it too much anymore." Xandir said. "Well, that's stupid but oh well, not everything goes according the plan, right?" he pointed out. "Yeah, you do have a point there." Xandir hummed.
"What's with the orange rat?" Topaz asked, poking at Ling-Ling. /I am not a rat! I am a powerful warrior that can take you down if I have to./ Ling-Ling said. "You can't even speak English or at least Japanese. What are you to everyone here?" Malik asked and Ling-Ling sighed, knowing that this would become pointless in a while.
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Diamond was digging through the refrigerator, looking for something to eat when she was tapped on the back. "What do you want?" she asked, lifting her head and looked to Toot. "What are you? Some sort of Betty Boop reject?" she asked before laughing.
"No! And I'm marking my territory. The fridge is mine!" Toot growled.
"Oh really? And what makes you think you can keep me away?" she asked, taking and sandwich out and closing the door. "I can fight!" she said. "You're fat. Maybe you should try losing some weight instead of gaining more." Diamond said, eating the sandwich.
Toot growled before lunging at her and got into a cat fight, anime cloud included. It wasn't long before Diamond jumped out and watched as Toot continued to fight with herself. "I think this will be an interesting trip. And I finally have someone to bug instead of the retard, Anzu." Diamond said as she left out.
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Once everyone got comfortable with their new house mates, the producers came on the intercom. "Welcome new house guests! We are the Producers and we wish to welcome you to Drawn Together! There is really no rules to the house, just don't destroy it or the house mates.
"We shall issue challenges that will require you to participate, sometimes just to have food for the week. The challenges themselves may sound pointless but I assure you that they're worth it. Anyways, hope you enjoy your stay." They said before it cut off.
"So, is there any sort of prize for this?" Kaiser asked. "To tell you the truth, we don't know ourselves. We just did what we want at the most." Xandir said. "Yeah and most of the time is humiliating others like how me and Captain Hero mocks Xandir for his gayness." Spanky said. "I told you I'm not!" Xandir said, glaring at him. "Just let it go, Xandir." Foxxy whispered.
"Anyways, other than that, I think we'll get along pretty well, just don't try anything cause I watch them, except for Anzu. I don't care about her." Diamond said and they nodded. "So, what are we going to do now?" she asked. "How about a swim?" Clara suggested. Diamond looked to the others and they nodded. "Alright, fine with us."
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They were all in the pool, Diamond and Foxxy relaxing on the beach chairs. "So, do you really watch over your friends?" Foxxy asked. "Not really, just watch them to keep them out of trouble. Malik and Topaz are the worse out of them all." Diamond answered.
"Really now, well we don't really do the same, just take care of ourselves. We do help each other what it's needed though." Foxxy said. "That's good, we do that same, just not as much." Diamond said.
In the pool, Yugi and the others were playing with Ling-Ling, Hero and Xandir while Clara still talked with Anzu. "I can see them getting along pretty well. Maybe that will keep her off our back for a while." Jou said, looking to the before moving out the way to avoid Hero trying to dunk him.
"What's with her? You don't like her or something." Xandir asked. "Nah, she's been a pain in our backsides for a while, giving us friendship speeches when we don't need them and tagging along when we don't want her. Hopefully Clara will keep her at bay." Malik said before diving underwater.
"I think they will get along well. Clara is just about as friendly as any other friendly person I know and that's not many." Spanky said as he came over to them. "Well then everything works out." Topaz said as he dunked Yugi underwater before he was grabbed by his leg and dragged down. Malik popped his head out from underwater and cheered. "I win!" he shouted but was tackled down by both Topaz and Kaiser.
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Weeks went by and the Drawn Together cast was getting along well with their new house mates, of course after going through antics such as dumping a bucket of scratching powder onto Anzu and dying Jou's hair pink, which he still wants to get Hero and Spanky for. They were now relaxing in the living room when the intercom came on and the voice of the producers came on.
"House mates, we have some news. You are going to get two new house mates in five minutes. I advise you to treat them with respect for they are mysterious and can be unpredictable in what they would do." The producers spoke before the com went off.
"Sheesh, don't we already have enough house mates?" Spanky asked. "Now now, Spanky, you should treat everyone with respect. We're all friends here." Clara said but was hit with a picture frame. "Shut it already, we don't need your friendship speeches." Diamond hissed. The doorbell rang and the door opened, revealing two figures standing at the door. A chilling wind passed them, blowing out all the candles...
"Wait, where did we have candles lit?" Malik asked. They shrugged their shoulders. "Things here get stupider day by day." he continued.
The two people walked inside and they looked them over. They were dressed in all black, a hood covering their faces but they saw the dragon snout sticking out from one of the hood so they assumed one of their guests was a dragon.
"Welcome to our home. Hope you will like it here." Clara said as she stepped up, not minding the blood spurting from her forehead where the picture frame hit. They only gave a faint groan as they looked around the room with silence before stopping their gaze on Yugi. 'Well, this is new and pretty interesting.' One of the figures thought.
"So, may I ask what your names are?" Diamond asked. "I'm Aqua." The first said, pulling off his hood to reveal that he was, indeed a dragon. "First we have an Asian rat, ourselves as sphinxes and now a dragon. What's next, a flying pig?" Kaiser said and on cue, Spanky was flying through the air above him, obviously thrown.
"I hate it when I'm starting to become semi-right. Or being right in the first place." Kaiser whispered. Yugi looked to the other, curious now. "And what's your name?" he asked.
The other figure looked to him before smirking and took off his hood, shocking everyone with his looks since he looked similar to Yugi. "I'm Yami and I say it's an honor to meet you all." he said, still looking to Yugi. 'Especially you, little one.' he thought. "Ok then, like Clara said, let's hope you enjoy your stay here." Diamond said as she went back to reading the book she had.
"I'm sure we will." Yami said, smirking.
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"Now for room arrangements. There's another five rooms opens so you all can decide on who's sharing with whom." Foxxy said as she led them to the other five rooms. "Yugi, Ryou and I will share a room." Diamond said. "I guess we'll share a room." Topaz said, pointing to Malik. "And Kaiser and I will share one." Jou said.
Anzu has hearts in her at the thought of sharing a room with one of the new house mates. "Aqua and I can share a room and the girl will take the last room for herself." Yami murmured and the hearts cracked. "Are you sure you don't want to share?" Anzu asked, almost desperate.
"We are fine. If there any chances of us sharing a room with someone else, it will be with one we spend most of our time with." Aqua murmured as they went into the room, closing the door. "I wonder what they meant by that?" Yugi asked.
They all shrugged. "Who cares? Like the producers said, they're already mysterious enough. Who knows what else will happen." Jou murmured and they nodded as they headed into their rooms and Foxxy headed back to her own.
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The next day, Yugi was awake before anyone else and left the room, wanting to get some breakfast before Toot wakes up. He yawned as he headed into the kitchen and took out a bowl and some cereal. Once everything was done, he sat down at the table and started to eat.
He didn't notice someone was behind him until a hand touched his shoulder and he jumped up, looking towards the person and blushed lightly, seeing it was Yami, clad only in a pair of black silk pajama pants.
"Hello, little one. What are you doing awake so early?" he asked.
"Oh, just wanted to get breakfast before Toot comes down and tries to eat everything in the kitchen again." Yugi said as he continued eating his cereal, Yami sitting down in another chair. "Ah, the fat woman. I need to keep my eye on her. Just like that short haired brunette, she's trying to come after us." Yami said. 'Well, I wouldn't blame them, you're gorgeous.' Yugi thought before his blush deepened at the thought.
Yami smirked at the blush. "And what makes you blush so, little one?" he asked.
"Oh, nothing! Nothing at all!" Yugi squeaked, trying to get rid of the blush. He laughed softly, making Yugi melt before standing up and walking over to the refrigerator and taking out an apple. "Well, if you need anything at all, we are here for you. Just come to our room whenever you need us." Yami said as he walked by, his hidden tail slinking out and caressing Yugi's waist lightly, making him gasp softly.
He smirked as he bit into the apple.'Phase one done. Now all we need to do is lure him to us and I'm sure with enough coaxing, we will get him to love us.' Yami thought as he headed back upstairs.
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Later that day, they were all back outside once more, Diamond, Yami and Aqua relaxing in beach chairs, Yugi and his friends playing in the pool end while Foxxy, Clara, Toot, Spanky and Wooldoor sat in the Jacuzzi. Captain Hero soon ran out. "Hey guys! I just got done writing my book!" Hero said. Spanky burst out laughing.
"Hero, you can't even save the world, what makes you think you can write a good book?" he asked. "I can too! Besides, this book is for all the men." he said, showing the book title to them.
"'Getting Laid Tips'? Have you lost your mind?" Diamond asked from her place. "No! These actually work. I promise you 100 percent success." Hero said.
-Confessional: Captain Hero-
"I tell you, sometimes they never believe me unless I prove it to them but of course, I can't really do that with any of the good looking women here or they may kill me. Then again..." he said, thinking about Anzu who he never really thought about but then squashed the thought.
-End-
"Oh really?" Yami murmured as he stood up. "Well, let me see that book."
"And why would you want it?"
"Because, if you're so right about this, it may help make it not just a one night stand like you tried with UFG (Unusually Flexible Girl)."
"Wait, how did you know about that? That happened way before you came!" Hero cried. "Let's just say I have my sources." Yami whispered as he went to sit back down again. "You're really planning to try god know what in that book?" Diamond asked.
"Why not? Besides, whatever Aqua and I do will be counted for a long time relationship with someone in here." He murmured. "Whatever you say." she said once more, flipping to another page in the newspaper that came out of nowhere.
In the pool, Yugi and the others look to one another. "I wonder what he and Aqua are planning." Jou questioned. "Well, whatever it is, I hope it's not aimed at me." Malik mumbled. "Well, he said that whatever he reads in that book is counted for a long term relationship with someone in the house. He must be talking about him and Aqua getting a lover while they're here." Yugi said.
"And how would you know that?" Topaz asked. "Because Toot, Anzu and even Clara is looking at them like a piece of meat." Yugi noted, pointing to said girls.
"Ok, that counts as a point." Kaiser hummed.
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"Oh, I wonder who they will pick?" Toot questioned. "Oh I hope it's me." Anzu swooned. "Why does it have to be you, it could be any of us, even Foxxy." Clara declared. "And you're a washed up princess. They will certainly not choose you." Toot drawled, glaring at her.
"And you're a fat, ugly whale. They would never choose you either." Clara said with a glare of her own. "Wait, wait. If there's anybody they would be choosing, it will be me." Anzu said.
-Confessional: Anzu-
"I mean, I'm much younger than them and I'm more beautiful. They're just washed up people from different places. What chances do they have? But now that I think about it, what if they did choose Foxxy?" she said, thinking about that. "No wait! I won't let that happen!" she screamed as she ran out.
-End-
"Whatever, I say they will choose me and that's final!" Clara growled. "They won't! They'll choose me!" Toot shouted. "Will you three shut up! They'll choose whoever they wish and if it's one of you, then you can gloat to the others about it but don't argue about it now!" Foxxy said.
"Fine." They said before relaxing once more, glaring at each other.
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Zypher: Ok, that will be all for the first chapter. I hoped you have enjoyed another crazy crossover and will leave a nice review. See you in the next chapter.
Note: Yes, I will make Yami and Aqua demons once more but they will rarely show their forms in this story, only glimpses of it and that's mostly to scare off Anzu, Toot and Clara.