I really need to just UD my real stories….I did this one b/c someone said I'd write good plays….
From The Notes Of The Playwright By: Maniac Conlon
*You walk up to a door that has #182 on it, and you knock. Shifting uneasily from foot to foot, you impatiently wait for the door to open*
Voice From Within: Yeah. What? Just a minute.
*You sigh and check your watch, waiting for the voice to appear in person. The door opens and there stands a girl. She's kind of tall and has dark brown hair, green eyes and pretty features*
Girl: What do you want?
You: I'm here for the party
Girl: *grumbles* they're all here for the party. But whatever, follow me.
*You follow the girl through a dark hallway and into a dimly lighted room. People are standing around in groups chatting. Waiters in khaki cargo pants, beaters and Vans walk around taking drink orders*
Girl: I'm Timber, find a friend or two and the show'll be starting within 15 minutes.
*You look around, trying to find someone you know. You are approached by two girls. One's about 15 or so, and the others about 17. The 15 year old has brown hair, and brown eyes. The 17 year old has brown hair and blue eyes*
17-year-old: Hi! I'm Mondie, and this is Lyf!
Lyf: hello!
Mondie: We're sort of the impromptu greeters, slash showing-around-type-people. We're going to, well, show you around.
*One of your hands is taken by each of them, and they lead you around*
Lyf: First we're going to introduce you to some people.
*You approach a groups of waiters, they're all wearing the same thing. There's 6 of them. The first one looks like one of the other ones. He has sort of medium length hair that's spiked up and is hot pink in the front. He has various piercing on his face (you can't really tell if they're fake or not…)*
Waiter 1: Hey. My name's Benji. *indicating the guy next to him, who looks like him, except without the piercing, tattoos, pink hair, and who's slightly hotter* this is Joel. He's my twin brother.
Joel: Hi. *points to the guy next to him* That's Mush
Mondie: *lets go of your hand and clings onto Mush* He's my man. Isn't that right Mushy darling?
Mush: *nods* That's Kid Blink *indicates guy next to him*
Blink: Yep. Name's Blink. That's Dutchy
Dutchy: *runs his hand through his "perfect blonde" hair* Hey. And that's Swifty
Swifty: *grins and waves*
Lyf: Well, that's some of our waiters. The rest are actually on duty.
Mondie: *lets go of Mushy Darling's arm* We're going to introduce you to some of our friends.
*they lead you over to a group of girls, who are generally having a jolly good time*
Lyf: hey girls!
*the group of girls wave at you*
Mondie: I'll introduce them. Starting from the right *she points to each one as she says their name* That's Mist, Bottle Cap, Spin, Chelci, Fearless, Spat, Bess, and Loud Mouth.
Mistified, BC, Spinny, ChelChel, Fearless, Spit-Spat, Bess, and LM: Hey, what's up?
*You shrug, and you are led away once again by Mondie and Lyf*
Lyf: We're going to take you backstage. Shh…don't tell anyone, we're technically not supposed to be back here, but since you really don't know many people around here, we'll introduce you to the cast. They're going to be performing an original work by Timber. She's a genius playwright. Sort of. *shrugs*
*You nod, and the three of you enter through a door into a brightly lit room. People are rushing around everywhere, putting powder on faces, lacing corsets, combing hair and generally being hasty. You look around suspiciously, taking everything in*
Lyf: Oh, look there's the playwright herself. *leads you over to the girl who answered the door to you. A gorgeous looking Spanish guy is putting on her make-up* Hey Timby!
Timber: Oh, hey Lyf! MONDIE! Geez I haven't seen you in forever! *Timber and Mondie hug* How's Mushy Darling?
Mondie: Pretty good. We're here to introduce you to someone who came to see the show
Timber: *grins at you* Hey! I'm glad you came! We're going to having a rockin good time! This is my errand hottie, Rico.
*the Spanish guy waves at you. He winks at Lyf, who is widely known for being winked at. Lyf blushes. You wave back at Rico*
Rico: Tim, we have to finish your make-up
Timber: Alright, alright. Whatever. *turns to you* Now you have a great time, you hear? Mon, Lyf, introduce her to the guys and girls.
Mondie: Sure thing Timby! We have to keep in touch!
Timber: Yeah, you never emailed me back.
Mondie: Sorry. Ok, let's go.
*You approach a group of guys. A thin petite girl is rushing around the guys, fixing their hair and generally yelling at them not to touch anything*
Lyf: Hey Shyanne! You mind if we introduce our friend here to the guys?
Shyanne: Yeah, yeah, just don't touch Caleb's hair. Do you know how long that took me?
Mondie: *laughs at Shyanne* yeah, sure, Shy.
*They take awhile while the introductions, you recognize names, Spot, Race, Caleb, TK, Shelldon and Skittery. You sigh with bordom. You are soon led away and taken to the auditorium where Lyf and Mondie take you to a row of empty seats*
Mondie: We have to go round everyone up and shove them into the auditorium for the show.
Lyf: You can just sit here and wait for it to start. If you want, you can find someone you know to sit with.
*you take a seat by yourself, still nervously looking around for someone you know. You see a guy walking towards you. He has dark blonde hair and sky blue beautiful eyes. You shudder at the thought of another stranger*
Guy: Hi! My name is Jubal, but you can call me Buddy!
*you nod politely at him. He plops down in the seat next to you. You glance nervously at him*
Buddy: This is going to be one heck of a play! I love Timber, she's brilliant. You know we used to go out together?
*you shake your head, tactfully ignoring him and hoping he'll go away and leave you alone*
Buddy: Yeah. She's a real sweetie. I can't wait till it starts.
*he sighs and lapses into a peaceful silence. He soon fidgets around in his seat/ Glancing at him out of the corner of your eye, you begin to wonder what his problem is*
Buddy: Well it was nice meeting you, but I have to go back and work now
*you nod, wondering why you hadn't noticed his cargo khakis, beater and Vans*
Buddy: See you later!
*you resume to your reserved quiet. After about 5 minutes, Mist, Bottle Cap, Spin, Spat, Fearless, Chelci, and Bess herd up and sit in the seats surrounding you*
Spat: hey hon! I can't wait for the play to start!
*you nod, willing for your peaceful silence to come back*
Chelci: I was going to try out for it, but I couldn't get my bro to drive me to the try-outs.
Mist: Geez, I wouldn't want to try out for it, but then again, acting isn't exactly my forte
Chelci: I *LOVE* acting *she strikes a dramatic pose and you watch silently as all this goes on around you*
Mist: Pip, pip cherio. I don't think that was the right context
*the others nod their heads in unisonal (umm….I don't think that's a word) agreement*
*you sigh when you see another strange girl approaching. She looks exactly like Timber, except with a different wardrobe*
Girl: Hi-De-Ho!
Bottle Cap: Well, if it ain't none other then Pyromaniac Conlon
(A/N: *cheesy grin*)
Spin: What up Maniac?
Maniac: Eh, nothing. Just in town to see the playwright of the family perform *live* on stage. Never thought I'd see the day
Fearless: Yeah, well, your playwright hasn't updated anything good in awhile
Mist: Yeah *she puts on a pouting face* she hasn't written about me and Caleb in forever
(A/N: *sigh* sorry hun)
Bess: Oh look! The play's starting!
From The Notes Of The Playwright By: Maniac Conlon
*You walk up to a door that has #182 on it, and you knock. Shifting uneasily from foot to foot, you impatiently wait for the door to open*
Voice From Within: Yeah. What? Just a minute.
*You sigh and check your watch, waiting for the voice to appear in person. The door opens and there stands a girl. She's kind of tall and has dark brown hair, green eyes and pretty features*
Girl: What do you want?
You: I'm here for the party
Girl: *grumbles* they're all here for the party. But whatever, follow me.
*You follow the girl through a dark hallway and into a dimly lighted room. People are standing around in groups chatting. Waiters in khaki cargo pants, beaters and Vans walk around taking drink orders*
Girl: I'm Timber, find a friend or two and the show'll be starting within 15 minutes.
*You look around, trying to find someone you know. You are approached by two girls. One's about 15 or so, and the others about 17. The 15 year old has brown hair, and brown eyes. The 17 year old has brown hair and blue eyes*
17-year-old: Hi! I'm Mondie, and this is Lyf!
Lyf: hello!
Mondie: We're sort of the impromptu greeters, slash showing-around-type-people. We're going to, well, show you around.
*One of your hands is taken by each of them, and they lead you around*
Lyf: First we're going to introduce you to some people.
*You approach a groups of waiters, they're all wearing the same thing. There's 6 of them. The first one looks like one of the other ones. He has sort of medium length hair that's spiked up and is hot pink in the front. He has various piercing on his face (you can't really tell if they're fake or not…)*
Waiter 1: Hey. My name's Benji. *indicating the guy next to him, who looks like him, except without the piercing, tattoos, pink hair, and who's slightly hotter* this is Joel. He's my twin brother.
Joel: Hi. *points to the guy next to him* That's Mush
Mondie: *lets go of your hand and clings onto Mush* He's my man. Isn't that right Mushy darling?
Mush: *nods* That's Kid Blink *indicates guy next to him*
Blink: Yep. Name's Blink. That's Dutchy
Dutchy: *runs his hand through his "perfect blonde" hair* Hey. And that's Swifty
Swifty: *grins and waves*
Lyf: Well, that's some of our waiters. The rest are actually on duty.
Mondie: *lets go of Mushy Darling's arm* We're going to introduce you to some of our friends.
*they lead you over to a group of girls, who are generally having a jolly good time*
Lyf: hey girls!
*the group of girls wave at you*
Mondie: I'll introduce them. Starting from the right *she points to each one as she says their name* That's Mist, Bottle Cap, Spin, Chelci, Fearless, Spat, Bess, and Loud Mouth.
Mistified, BC, Spinny, ChelChel, Fearless, Spit-Spat, Bess, and LM: Hey, what's up?
*You shrug, and you are led away once again by Mondie and Lyf*
Lyf: We're going to take you backstage. Shh…don't tell anyone, we're technically not supposed to be back here, but since you really don't know many people around here, we'll introduce you to the cast. They're going to be performing an original work by Timber. She's a genius playwright. Sort of. *shrugs*
*You nod, and the three of you enter through a door into a brightly lit room. People are rushing around everywhere, putting powder on faces, lacing corsets, combing hair and generally being hasty. You look around suspiciously, taking everything in*
Lyf: Oh, look there's the playwright herself. *leads you over to the girl who answered the door to you. A gorgeous looking Spanish guy is putting on her make-up* Hey Timby!
Timber: Oh, hey Lyf! MONDIE! Geez I haven't seen you in forever! *Timber and Mondie hug* How's Mushy Darling?
Mondie: Pretty good. We're here to introduce you to someone who came to see the show
Timber: *grins at you* Hey! I'm glad you came! We're going to having a rockin good time! This is my errand hottie, Rico.
*the Spanish guy waves at you. He winks at Lyf, who is widely known for being winked at. Lyf blushes. You wave back at Rico*
Rico: Tim, we have to finish your make-up
Timber: Alright, alright. Whatever. *turns to you* Now you have a great time, you hear? Mon, Lyf, introduce her to the guys and girls.
Mondie: Sure thing Timby! We have to keep in touch!
Timber: Yeah, you never emailed me back.
Mondie: Sorry. Ok, let's go.
*You approach a group of guys. A thin petite girl is rushing around the guys, fixing their hair and generally yelling at them not to touch anything*
Lyf: Hey Shyanne! You mind if we introduce our friend here to the guys?
Shyanne: Yeah, yeah, just don't touch Caleb's hair. Do you know how long that took me?
Mondie: *laughs at Shyanne* yeah, sure, Shy.
*They take awhile while the introductions, you recognize names, Spot, Race, Caleb, TK, Shelldon and Skittery. You sigh with bordom. You are soon led away and taken to the auditorium where Lyf and Mondie take you to a row of empty seats*
Mondie: We have to go round everyone up and shove them into the auditorium for the show.
Lyf: You can just sit here and wait for it to start. If you want, you can find someone you know to sit with.
*you take a seat by yourself, still nervously looking around for someone you know. You see a guy walking towards you. He has dark blonde hair and sky blue beautiful eyes. You shudder at the thought of another stranger*
Guy: Hi! My name is Jubal, but you can call me Buddy!
*you nod politely at him. He plops down in the seat next to you. You glance nervously at him*
Buddy: This is going to be one heck of a play! I love Timber, she's brilliant. You know we used to go out together?
*you shake your head, tactfully ignoring him and hoping he'll go away and leave you alone*
Buddy: Yeah. She's a real sweetie. I can't wait till it starts.
*he sighs and lapses into a peaceful silence. He soon fidgets around in his seat/ Glancing at him out of the corner of your eye, you begin to wonder what his problem is*
Buddy: Well it was nice meeting you, but I have to go back and work now
*you nod, wondering why you hadn't noticed his cargo khakis, beater and Vans*
Buddy: See you later!
*you resume to your reserved quiet. After about 5 minutes, Mist, Bottle Cap, Spin, Spat, Fearless, Chelci, and Bess herd up and sit in the seats surrounding you*
Spat: hey hon! I can't wait for the play to start!
*you nod, willing for your peaceful silence to come back*
Chelci: I was going to try out for it, but I couldn't get my bro to drive me to the try-outs.
Mist: Geez, I wouldn't want to try out for it, but then again, acting isn't exactly my forte
Chelci: I *LOVE* acting *she strikes a dramatic pose and you watch silently as all this goes on around you*
Mist: Pip, pip cherio. I don't think that was the right context
*the others nod their heads in unisonal (umm….I don't think that's a word) agreement*
*you sigh when you see another strange girl approaching. She looks exactly like Timber, except with a different wardrobe*
Girl: Hi-De-Ho!
Bottle Cap: Well, if it ain't none other then Pyromaniac Conlon
(A/N: *cheesy grin*)
Spin: What up Maniac?
Maniac: Eh, nothing. Just in town to see the playwright of the family perform *live* on stage. Never thought I'd see the day
Fearless: Yeah, well, your playwright hasn't updated anything good in awhile
Mist: Yeah *she puts on a pouting face* she hasn't written about me and Caleb in forever
(A/N: *sigh* sorry hun)
Bess: Oh look! The play's starting!