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Author's note: Do you wanna know more about alternate Alex Russo from the story 'Sick? Awesome!' ? If you do, we will let alternate Alex herself tell us about her. Here we go!

Alternate Alex

Hi there, dudes and chicks and everyone else.

I'm Alex Russo from another dimension, more known as Lexa to my friends and family.

Almost a month ago I went to meet the other me in her dimension and we had sex, yes, I'm bisexual. Some people such as TJ Taylor or that airhead bimbo GiGi would say that I'm bipolar, but I'm clearly not.

Dumbass stupid little GiGi is my primary non-magical enemy. Oh my gosh, I hate her sooo much! She's such a fuckin' poop-brain!

Someday I'll find a way to end her life forever.

Just like the version of me that you're familiar with, I love Mason and my friend is Harper.

Right there the similarities ends. The Mason in my world is the king of all werewolves and Harper is a confident skater-girl who love beer, pizza and horror-movies.

When it comes to me, I'm more or less the same, maybe perhaps even more sassy and horny than the Alex Russo you know.

To make it clear, I'm not evil. I wanted to tell you, in case you're afraid of me.

Of course, I'm the family-wizard and among the magic people I'm known for being very slutty.

I have big sexy D cup boobs. They are 100 % natural. No crappy plastic in my boobs.

Back when I was little I was exactly like the other Alex was at that age, but when I found out I was a wizard, I truly became a different person from Alex Russo in your world.

I'm horny more or less 24 / 7 and that's how I've been since I was 15.

Usually no sexy people goes safe from me, cause I'm super sex-crazy and I fuck pretty much any man or woman I can get my hands on, as long as they look good.

My brother Justin lost against me in the family's wizard-duel, but he still got to keep his magic when Professor Crumbs made him the new headmaster of Wiz-Tech.

My other brother Max lost too and is now mortal and took over daddy's sandwich-shop on Waverly Place.

Last year my parents died when their car was smashed in a fuckin' rock-slide on the way to Florida.

I may seem kinda badass, but I seriously miss my mom.

Kelbo, my stupid shit-head of an uncle is in wizard-prison after the world found out that he was Shakira, the internation music-star ( or porn star, here in my world ).

Exactly a month from now, Kelbo will be executed for his crimes against magical law and I get to be the one who kills him. Yay! So much fun!

Aunt Megan and I are very close, in fact she's the one who's taught me how to be like a whore and a slut.

That's all. Bye!