Author: Jess Lynn/ MaddHasAHatter (Wattpadd) / SlytherinJess (DA) / TheBlueMoonRose (Fanfiction)
Warnings: "Contains Mature Content will not be shown on fanfiction only on Wattpad" Change in story, new character will be added, Magic will be added and the world of paranormal will be known. This is an AU 'Alternated Universe' world. 'Given Butters a make over'
Rated: (T-Fanfiction) (T- DeviantArt) MA- Wattpadd
Pairings: DouchebagxOC
Intro: Douchebag (I'm naming him Katen for the story lol) is not the only new kid in South park, shortly after the battle and ending Princess Kenny, turning everyone back to normal and rebuilding south park another new kid moved to south park.
The Children still played the game even though Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman threw the stick of truth in the lake. The Elves went back to their territory and the humans went back to theirs, Douchebag becoming his own king and ruler of his own kingdom, which he has yet to make. After everything the day went on, school started and then the news of a new kid in town, a girl.
Chapter 1 'Not only the new kid in south Park'
The smell of winter filled the morning air, it was around 5am when the alarm clock went off. Eyes fluttered open to reveal radiant green eyes, the girl sighed shifted to get up. The sound of the bedroom door made her stop moving. "Sweetie you up?" it was her mother "Mhmm" the girl said softly.
Her mother smiled and turned the light on "I'm making your favorite for breakfast, pancakes and crispy bash browns" her mother left the room.
The Girl sighed and got up, she moved to her right and went into her own private bathroom. Her mother was nice enough to give her the master bedroom of the house.
The girl did her daily routine in the morning for school, taking shower first, after she wrapped her body with a towel then began to blow drying her crimson hair and brush it, then she put a little make up on not too much, small a moment of eyeliner and mascara, she put lip balm from Aquafina.
After that she got dressed, putting on a green and black stripped tank top with a black hoodie over the tank top open. Black leggings that looked like jeans and was fashionable designed with rips on the legs.
She noticed her fingernails were worn out of the color, taking the nail polish she fixed up her nails. Washing her hands, she put on some lotion to make her hands not to dry after washing them. she then out some dark gray fingernail polish on her fingernails. Fast acting, it dried fast.
She puts her black framed glasses on, she does have contacts but she rarely puts, She heads down stairs, the smell of pancakes filled the air walking into the kitchen her mother was already putting food on her plate and noticed her "Hey hunny come and sit down" the woman smiled at her daughter "So it's just me and you, your brother is with your father and you are with me"
The girl sat down listening to her mother rant on about how its gonna great with just the two of them, she began to eat her food, it was around 6:45 in the morning. Her mother notices her not listening and ignoring it, she smiled "You know I heard yesterday when I was walking around getting to know the place is that all kids here in south park are playing this game, it's like the RGP you and your brother do you know with the dice" the girl stop eating and looked at her mother like she was weird, her mother laughed "there were kids playing this live action game, they had their little outfits on with homemade weapons pretty cool, you should join them"
The girl sighed and went back at her eating.
After she finished eating, she sat in the living room watching cartons before school started, watching Teen Nick 'Hey Arnold' she relaxed before she had to start school, if she could she would stay home.
It seemed that time for school was closing in, around7:20 her mother drove her to her new school. Has they got to the school, her mother pulled up and put the car in park "Alright Hun, here it is" the girl looked out the window and saw her new school, she frowned.
"Be good, make friends okay? I'll pick you up after school at 3pm, you're supposed to head to the main office" She nodded at her mother, opening the car door, she stepped out and closing the door behind her. Her mother soon drove off. The girl frowned quickly putting her hood up from her hoodie up.
She turned to her new, a sigh came from her and walked to the front doors. Kids were already floating inside the school; busses were already arriving and dropping kids off. The Kids moved fast out of the busses in the school.
She got to the doors and walked in, the main hall was somewhat large, looking around she found the sign to the main office. She walked up to the door and opened it, the lady behind the desk was busy typing away.
She walked up to the desk, the lady notices her "Yes?" "I'm new… I was told to come here" the girl said, the lady blinked "Ah yes of course your folder is right here" the lady handed it to her "Everything is in there, your locker and number, and your class schedule" The girl nodded and walked away, leaving the office.
Once out of the office she opened that tan folder and seeing her class tables and locker number.
'124' was her locker number, it took her about 3 minutes to find her locker. She saw the code for it in her locker and did the code.
Putting her messenger bag in the locker she looked at her classes for her 4th grade class, her general classes are with 'Mr. Garrison' then lunch, after lunch is Art Class on Monday, Wednesday, then cooking class on Tuesday and Thursday and gym every day. She sighed and grabbing her black binder and white penciled case with black stars on them.
She closed her locker when the first bell rang, she walked around trying to find her class, has she past the lunchroom she was knocked down on the floor 'what the…?' she had rammed into someone "Oh hamburgers are you alright?" She looked up and saw a boy, he had a blue hoodie that was open, a teal v-neck shirt underneath his hoodie, his hair looked like it was freshly combed and styled. He helped her up "I'm fine…" he blinked at her "I've never seen you before…." She blinked back "I'm... kind of new…" the boys mouth gaped open a little "wow.. other new kid" he smiled "I'm Butters, Butters Scotch, so what class you going too?" She looked at the paper "Uhm Mr. Garrison, 4th grade" the boy smiled "Same class has me come on, I'll walk you there" she nodded and followed Butters down the hall to the left and walked up some stairs then turning passing kids on the way.
It didn't take them long to get to the class room, Mr. Garrison was out in the hallway making sure his students got in class, he looked at butters "Get inside" "Sure, we have a new student" he points to the girl and went into his classroom.
Mr. Garrison looked at the new student "a new one again aye?... hmmm no wonder why they told me to put other desk in the room well then come with me" he walked into the classroom "Everyone be quite" the last bell rang the students were quite "We have other new kid joining our school" the kids began to whisper "Come on now" MR. Garrison motioned the girl in the room, she walked in and some boys mouths dropped "Introduce yourself and then take a seat in the empty desk I have placed next to Kenny"
The girl flushed "Hello, my name is Jess Mikcloud… I just moved here from Wisconsin" Butters smiled "I was the first of all of you to meet her" "Butters no one cares" a fat chubby boy said to him.
"Cartman enough or its dentation for you" the teacher said, the girl moved to her new desk.
They day went on fine, she ends up being paired with the boy next to her on a project, his name was Kenny, he was nice they got a long pretty well. Around lunch time, Jess followed the students to the lunchroom mapping out the school.
Has she reached the lunchroom, the line was a little long. Grabbing her tray, she grabbed a milk carton and a spoon, waited and moved along with the line, she looked on the menu has It came into few 'creamy tuna and biscuits' She smiled, the lunch lady put some creamy tuna and biscuits on her plate and walked away from the line "Jess! Over here!" she looked at who called her, it was Butters "Come and join us" she blinked and walked over sitting next to Butters. There were 2 other boys sitting at the table "Jess this is Stan and Kyle, they are in our class" Kyle smiled at her "Hello" Stan couldn't help to blush "Hello" she smiled sweetly "Hello"
"So other new kid" the fat kid sat down next to Stan "The names Cartman, we are" he stopped and smirked "Hey Douchebag" he waved, Jess looked has a boy stopped in his tracks and glared at him "My name isn't Douchebag fat ass, It's Katen" "I thought it was Dovahkiin?" Stan said, the boy sighed "it was, I had it league changed well my parents did because it caused nothing but trouble" he then notices the girl, he flushed "Hello" she flushed also "hello…"
"Uhm Katen, this is Jess she is also new" Butters said smiling.
Cartman looked back and forth and noticed they were both flushing at each other, he smirked "She's joining my kingdom" Kyle right away sharply turned his head "What?"
Katen glared at the boy "did she say she was joining you?" Cartman did his laugh "no but I can tell she wants too"
Jess blinked looking confused "Joining what…?"
"This game we are playing, Cartman here has his own kingdom of the humans and I have my own kingdom of the elves"
Jess flushed "I love elves" Kyle smirked, Cartman however "What the fuck?"
Jess looked at Cartman who was glaring at her "Leave our table Jew loving bitch" "CARTMAN!" Kyle and Stan both yelled at him
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Katen snapped at him he was ready to reach over and punch him in the face, by this time everyone is staring at the table in the lunchroom.
The girl frowned, left the table with her tray of food, she end up finding an empty table and sat down on it, Katen followed her.
Butters frowned "Cartman you didn't have to be that mean to her" Kyle however got up "that was low even for you" he walked over to the girl, Stan end up joining him "HEY!" Cartman yelled.
"You okay?" she looked it was Katen, "Yeah" she then saw Stan and Kyle joining her "sorry about him" Kyle said "yeah he's nothing but a fat dumbass"
Kenny walked in the lunchroom and notices Cartman glaring somewhere, he looked. The table with the new girl, Stan, Kyle and that other new kid were sitting at.
Kenny looked at Cartman and walked over "Mhmmmm mmm mhmmm?" he asked Cartman, Cartman looked at Kenny "What?" Kenny sighed and loosed his hoodie she he can talk better "I asked why are you glaring over there?" "That new bitch is stealing our friends away" Kenny looked over and saw them talking, he sighed "That's not true, you treated her horribly," Butters said taking a sip of his milk.
"Well the bitch shouldn't have said she likes, no wait love elves" Cartman said digging in his food, Kenny frowned and walked over to the table the others were going "Kenny!" Cartman shouted but Kenny ignored him. Kenny sat down, Kyle smiled "Yo"
"Cartman's pissed that you all left the table" Kenny said "and Hello new girl" Jess nodded "Hello"
"Well maybe if Cartman thinks before running his fat month then we wouldn't be in this mess no would we?" Kyle said with a huff, Kenny shook his head "Yeah I guess"
"you still on his side in the game?" Stan asked Kenny, Kenny laughed "No" "You also done playing has a princess?" Jess lifted her head up and blinked at him "Wait what?"
Everyone at the table laughed "No, I'm down with being a girl, I'm now Sir Kenny!" he smiled.
"About time dude" Kyle said "Yeah" Stan also said
"Stan" Stan looked over, Wendy was right there "Yes Wendy?" "Come sit with me" by this time, Jess just ignored everyone and was finishing her lunch "Sure" Stan got up, Wendy smiled and they both walked over to her table.
"Did Stan just ditch us to sit with Wendy?" Kenny asked, Kyle sighs "Yes he did, he even begged me to let her join the kingdom has a lady of the court, Lady Wendy"
Jess finished her lunch and took a drink of her milk "So this game…" The boys looked at her "how is it played?" she asked.
"Well we just play it normally, like live role play with dressing up and without dice, on Saturday we are signing a peace treaty with King Katen" Kyle pointed to him, Katen smiled "Yes, I have my own kingdom, you more than welcome to join us Jess"
"You want me to join?" she asked them, they nodded "yeah, if you have anything wear like a medieval dress, wear it" Kyle said.
Her eyes widen a little "I do have one, my mom took me to a medieval fair once and bought me a dress and a nice elven tiara"
"Kool, then you can join us" Kenny said, "Say Kenny what Kingdom are you joining?" Kyle asked, Kenny blinked and did thinking pose "I don't know I will decide on the day of the treaty"
"Let's hope fatass won't ruin it" Katen said.
The rest of the day went fine, at the end up the school day Jess was walking to meet her mom in the front until some girls stopped her, Jess recognized one has Wendy.
"Hey new girl wait up" Wendy shouted, Jess stopped and looked "Yes?" "I was just wondering if you would like to hang out us girls" Wendy smiled, Jess thought to her 'I don't know….' "sure, we can hang out on the day of the treaty the boys are doing…" then she saw her mom "Sorry my mom is here" she smiled "Bye" to walked away hearing Wendy say good-bye back to her. She walked to the car, opening it and getting in. Her mother smiled at her "So how was school? Did you make any friends?" Jess shrugged "It was fine and I think I did"
Her mother began to drive home.
Saturday couldn't come any sooner, Jess got up around 8am, taking a shower, getting dressed wearing that dress she has. Her mother did her hair in a stylish up ponytail and place the tiara on her.
Her mother smiled at her "Awww you look so cute" she blushed and look back at herself in the mirror, she needed make up on, she put some light eyeliner on and light pink lip-gloss on.
"So were should I drop you off?" Jess gave her mother the address; yesterday at school Katen gave her the address to his place.
He also gave her a personal invitation from him to be by his side and naming her 'Lady Jess'.
The treaty was not until Noon, when it 45 minutes before noon she had her mother drive her to his house. Then pulled up to a nice red house with a garage, Jess can see many kids walking up to the house knocking on the door and being let in, they were wearing medieval clothing also.
Jess opened the car door "I'll be back to pick you around 7, have fun" Jess smiled and closed the door, her mother drove off.
Jess breathed then heard a horn and looked to see Kyle walking up wearing a crown of twigs over his hat. He also dons a red robe with gold trim and Elven markings over his regular orange jacket, you can see fake pointed ears on him also. Next to him was Stan wearing a studded blue helmet with red feathers coming from the top, He wears grey-white bands around his wrists and a brown belt over a sleeveless brown shirt and blue pants, on his back was a sword.
On the other side of Kyle was another boy, cute looking with bushy blond hair. He wears pointy ears like the other Elves she sees behind Kyle and the others, as well as a brown cape, light green armor with a brown belt, dark green pants, and black shoes.
Kyle see's Jess and walks over to her "Good evening Lady Jess" Jess flushed "Good evening… Your Majesty" She bowed to him which made him flush and smiled. He was about to saw something when out of nowhere Kenny jumps in, grabs her hand and kisses it "My don't you look lovely do you mind if I company you into the kingdom Lady Jess?"
She looked at him and blushed, he was wearing a metal looking helmet, medieval chain armor with a white cloth on top with a blue cross on it, black pants and black shoes. His sword and shield was on his back.
"O-Of course…" she said to him, he linked his arm with her and walked in side with her, Katen's parents left the door open for the kids to walk on in.
Has they walk in, Katen's parents were on the couch watching the kids walking in to the back yard.
Has they get to the backyard from the kitchen, Jess's eyes widen, there was a nice big size tree with a huge tree house on top that looked like a castle with a railing, on the bottom there was a walkway to a large door that leads into a large room has she can tell was contacted to the huge tree.
There was a walkway to the left, it was stoned and it looked like it was put in freshly.
On her right she saw a market booth has one kids was running to it and like 7 kids were looking at it, two her left she was a stone like design blow up pool that squirted water from the top like a real fountain and also on her left there was a sign that said 'Welcome to the Kingdom of Celtica' and there was a dummy off on the left side were there was some kids playing hitting it.
Then she could hear some music, it sounded some find of Celtic theme song. It was coming from speakers that were really well hidden "Wow look at this place" Kenny said "he said he had big help with this from his father and 4 uncles that came over 2 weeks ago"
Jess nodded "It's amazing" Kenny guided her over to the walkway that leads inside the tree castle, there was a boy there, Kenny recognized him it was Bill Allen, "Hey Bill" Kenny said, Bill looked at Kenny and nodded.
"Yo" he noticed a lot of people walking over and stopped everyone, he used a handmade horn that made his voice loud "Everyone, King Katen has told me to tell you all this, only important members are allowed in for the peace treaty"
He lifted up the list "The following may enter, The Elf King Kyle, Ranger Stan, Sir Kenny, Grand Wizard Cartman, Paladin Butters, Uhm Lady Jess and Lady Wendy has request from Stan, that is all"
Bill looked at Kenny "you may enter and this is?" "This is Lady Jess" Bill blinked "Alright, you two may enter" Kenny and Jess walked up the walkway that leads to a big doorway.
They walk in and was stunned to see the room was well furnished like a real castle, the walls were painted a dark green and a gold like strips, there was a guard "that way" he pointed, Kenny was amazing that Katen had people from the school to be his guards.
They walked over to the spot the guard told them too, they came to some spiral stairs that lead to the top of the tree. They walked up the stairs to reach the top, upon reaching to the top they were amazed to see how big it was up here, Jess walked over to the railing and looked down, she saw some kids waving up to them and she waved back a little.
Her and Kenny walked around the corner of the balcony has they see two guards next to the door "You may enter" they stepped aside for them, they walked in has Kenny's mouth opened wide, black and white sheets were on the walls some were folded to make it look like a real palace. The throne looks freshly carved and painted silver and black. The floor was painted silver and a gold black long carpet from the door to the throne.
They walked over to the throne, Katen was already sitting in it, there was a boy next to him was Pete Melman. He was standing next to the throne watching people has they walk in.
When Jess and Kenny got to the King Katen first, they both bowed. Katen smiled "Welcome to my kingdom Sir Kenny and Lady Jess, please stand over to your right" They both did what he said has Kyle with Stan and Wendy walked in, they walked up and bowed "King Katen thank you for having us here" Kyle said to King Katen.
King Katen smiled "King Kyle, your more than welcome here please stand to your right I think I hear Cartman coming" they nodded and stand on the right next to Kenny and Jess.
King Katen was right, Cartman walked in the outfit he always wore with Butters next to him.
Cartman looked around muttering something about this place wasn't better than his.
Has they got close to the throne, Butters right away bowed but Cartman did not.
"King Katen it is an honor, thank you for having us. Your kingdom is amazing" Butters said still bowed down.
Katen smiled "Paladin Butters you are more than welcome in my kingdom" he then saw Cartman still has not bowed, Pete Melman glared at Cartman and stepped inch close to him "bow in front of King Katen grand wizard, show some respect"
Cartman looked over and his eyes widen "Pete Melman…? What are you doing here…?"
Pete glared again "Bow to the king" he pointed to Katen, Katen sighed and held his hand up this made Pete right away bowed and stepped back "Forgive him, Pete is my Commander and Leader of my Army, he protective of his King"
Being Cartman he laughed, "HAHAHAHAHA! This whippy loser is your commander and leader of your army..?! HAHAH!"
Kyle face palmed himself, Stan shook his head "Cartman" Katen said his name and then glared.
"'YOU' are in my 'Kingdom' I would advise you from reframing yourself from bulling my people, you and everyone else here are here for the peace treaty. So I would think before you run your mouth were it might cause a problem against you so please do has what my commander said" Katen gave him a dead on glare.
Cartman huffed then gave in and bowed; he did not want to but did.
"My King forgive me, I didn't mean to be late" Everyone turned their heads has they see none other than Damien walk in wearing a grey shirt with a black bow, with golden buttons that went down, a white under shirt, light brown belt that also has an extra strap that went over his shoulder. He had black gloves on, black pants and shoes.
"Damien?...?" stan asked "what are you doing here…?" Damien was about to answer but King Katen answered for him "Damien is my main Sorcerer and trusted right hand man" Damien walked over to King Katen and stood next to the throne.
"Is everyone here?" he asked his guard, his guard nodded "Yes"
King Katen got up "Good" he walked over to the table "Damien will be the one to do the treaty vows"
Everyone followed him, Damien walked over to the table and stood behind it, were King Katen, King Kyle and Cartman stood in front of it.
"Okay! This piece of paper is a peace treaty for peace and to unite the kingdoms, please sign your names here" he pointed out where, King
Katen was the first to pick up the black feathered pen and signed his name.
Kyle then was next, King Katen signed his name and then handed to Cartman who signed his name.
Damien smiled "GOOD! Know if anyone from the kingdoms do anything wrong to one other the treaty for that kingdom will be invalid and war might happen. I proclaim the peace treaty now ended and peace is here" Kenny, Wendy, Jess and everyone else clapped.
King Katen shook hands with Kyle and Cartman.