Bwahahaha! Hogwarts get's an Im'ing system! Dun dun dunnnn! Might be a one-shot but if i get enough reviews i will go on. here we go!

Getting IM names

Hogwarts Instant messaging rules

May be used in class as long as work gets done

Not allowed to be used in tests or when the teacher is talking

Can only be used with the hand held that comes with this package

Be nice and have fun


Hermione put down the booklet and pulled out the hand held. Once she was connected she made her profile.


Name: Hermione Granger

Screen name: Mione

Year: 7

Relationship: Dating Ron Weasley.

Hermione hit saved and was brought to the main page. There were so many chat rooms to choose from


Gryffindors Room

Ravenclaws Room

Hufflepuff Room

Slytherins Room

Pro. Only

General Chat


Okay so maybe I exagerated a little bit. Hermione logged on to General Chat and saw a few people online.


Mione logged on

Scarboy: Hermione!

Mione: Hey Harry! Nice name.

Scarboy: I know right?

Red-head logged on

Red-head: Hey guys!

Mione: Ron?

Red-head: better belive it!

Scarboy: Definatly ron

Mione: nice names guys. very origianl

Red-head: your one to talk, Mione.

Mione: shut it.

Scarboy: -rolls eyes- gheesh and u guys lov each other?

Red-head: hell ya

Mione: always will!

Scarboy: Ginny! I need u!

Ginger logged on

Ginger: hey guys.

Red-head: harry r u physkick

Scarboy: no idea

Ginger: wat???

Red-head: read the chat!

Ginger: Oo.

Ginger: now i getit.

Mione: gtg. have 2 study for DADA

Red-head: why? it's not that hard.

Mione: i want 2 do well. unlike some people who take others notes and use them 4 their own purposes! at least i acctualy do my homework!

Mione has logged off

Scarboy: good going ron. now she's pissed.

Red-head: harry why are we having this convo on this thing? we're right next to each other!

Scarboy: no idea

Ginger: hey, i'm still here!

Red-head: now i remember ginny's here!

Scarboy: we were talking before hermione and ginny came in.

Red-head: oh. we'll i have no idea then.

Ginger: u guys r wierd. i'm out.

Ginger has logged off

Scarboy: so it's just us now

Red-head: why don't we just talk 2 each other! your sitting right next 2 me!

Scarboy: fine. i'll talk 2 u!

Scarboy has logged off.

Red-head: ok then.

Red-head logged off

SDM has logged on

dreamboat has logged on

SDM: we can use this 2 our advantage

dreamboat: yes we can...

SDM: u promised to help me get him.

dreamboat: and i will as soon as u help me get him.

SDM: and i will.

dreamboat: good. c u at dinner

SDM: c u!

dreamboat has logged off

SDM has logged off


ok so defiantly going to be longer. but who is SDM and dreamboat? guess! and if u get it PM us! and review! BTW: bubblez is writting this.