Warnings:Any relationship to any similarity to Cressida Cowell's original work (except chapter 1) whatsoever is entirely coincidental,you have been warned.

Chapter 1 Whenever you think it couldn't be worse than it already is

On the small isle of Hero's End, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III lay unconscious. His face was so pale that it looked no different than a white sheet of paper. On his chest perched a very ancient dragon, over 1000 years old, as small as a kitten, called Wodensfang.

It was almost the dawn of the twelfth day of Doomsday, known as the Doomsday of Yule. The sun was rising from behind the cursed Island Of Tomorrow, and was rising higher, which meant Hiccup wouldn't have much time left to get all the lost things back. What's worse, the tide was coming in, all round him, the sand was getting ever wetter than before. The boy's eyelid fluttered.

'You have to wake up!' whispered Wodensfang beside Hiccup's ear.

The boy did not move, but his chest was rising and falling much more quickly than before.

'Oh thank the great winds in the sky', exclaimed the Wodensfang in relief, 'He's alive and he's waking up'

The boy's eyelid opened. Or rather one of them did. The other was so split and bruised that he could barely open it.

'Where am I?', whispered Hiccup, still coughing out the seawater and struggling for breaths.

'You're on the little Isle of Hero's End', explained Wodensfang, 'You've caught in the Winter Winds of Woden and the ship sank with all the Lost Things on it, I'm afraid. And yet now, Alvin has them all, which means we're in a bit of a hurry actually.'

'Why was I on a ship?', interrupted Hiccup, 'Who is Alvin? What is the Lost Things? Who are you? And more importantly, who am I?'

The Wodensfang blinked at him, 'Eh,I beg your pardon?'

'Who am I?', repeated Hiccup.

'You don't know who you are?', squeaked the Wodensfang in shock.

Hiccup shook his head dejectedly.

'Oh Dear, Oh Dear, Oh Dear, Oh Dear!', moaned the Wodensfang, 'Just when you think things can't get any worse they get worse. '

THE BOY HAS LOST HIS MEMORY!