randomz reality show 1
by lyze of keil
owltalon-host brown and cream
jayfeather-gray tom blind
lilypool-obssesd wit jay
axepting applications for reality show cats!
owltalon:this is about me torchering my reality cats!
jay:lilypool is stalking me!
lilly:yes turn let me take a photo...purrfect!stuffs her face full o' catnip
piano falls on lillypool.
owltalon:sorry!that was ment for jay!
jay:you little...peice of fox dung and mouse dung with death berries and my own...
(if you can guess what he was gonna say you get to be in the show!hint it comes from him and its speacal!wit out it he'd..)
owltalon:wow there jay dont swear you little bad kitty pooh
owl starts slapping jay repetatively.
lillypool:die mongrel!your a disgrase!kung-fu chops owls head off.
jay kisses lilly(if you want, you can be jayfeathers true love!)
jay:oopsy...
lily:OMG i gonna tweet all my twitter followers!
jay assasinates lilly.
jay goes on a date with lilly and makes out with her!
lilly:hehe my slave of love
owltalon:oh no she didant!she made him hipnotized to kiss her when she says!
jay still making out!:help me!(he needs your confesion of un dying love!)
lilly tweets all her friends again and leaves.
owltalon um... see ya next time on...randomz reality!
send those applications to get rich!
jayfeather:yes,send them in so i dont have to kiss that beast!
owltalon stuffs jay in the closet.
owl,jay,lilly:BYE!