Hello and welcome to Episode 1 ½ use the feather duster you shall. Now as you probably read this is a comedy now I request that you enjoy yourself and also I would like to ask you are you really reading this or are you just skipping over this just to get to the story? Are you, if you aren't its ok if you are thank you and now you may read the story enjoy everyone!

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"In a galaxy far away, a long long time ago,"

STAR WARS EPISODE 1 ½

USE THE FEATHER DUSTER YOU SHALL

It is a time of peace for the Galactic Senate and the rest of the universe but not for the Jedi. A disturbance in the temple which has angered many Jedi, some say it's the work of the sith others disagree. Yoda, a Jedi master, is out to find this disturbance and end it forever…

The day started just like any day Yoda got up before everyone but little did Anakin and Obi Wan know what they were in for. Yoda was getting complaints from everyone who had to walk by their room in the temple from a smell. Even the Jedi who did not have a nose smelled the stench. Master Windu who lived across the hall, he had a gas mask and put it on every time he had to walk in and out of his room. Yoda had only gone past Kenobi and Skywalker's room once before this disturbance showed up, Yoda was getting tired of the complaints. Now today was the perfect day for it was Saturday and there were no classes. Now usually on Saturday most Jedi and their Padawans cleaned up, did their laundry, and then meditated or played at the recreational part of the temple and at night usually went to a party or a dance the dances were monthly. When there was not a dance most Padawans hung out with one another or they did something with their Jedi mentor. Most Padawans did not go to the same party as their Jedi mentor usually there were two different dances but tonight it was just one big dance with all the Jedi. Now Kenobi and Skywalker tended to skip the cleaning part but did the laundry and then go straight to the gym, meditation room, and then the party. But change that would today for Master Yoda was enforcing their cleaning.

'What to bring, what to bring?' Yoda thought to himself, 'a mop I shall choose with cleaner and a vacuum too. The feather duster strong in cleanliness it is to come along too, it is its destiny. Been around Skywalker in the late afternoon I smell him I have bring deodorant I shall. Conquer the stench and clean the place we shall.'

Master Yoda was off to make and help Obi Wan and Anakin clean. Now usually most Jedi and Padawans woke up about 9, but today that would change for Kenobi and Skywalker. As Yoda went to knock on Kenobi and Skywalker's door before he bent over after getting a whiff of what Kenobi and Skywalker's smell.

'Go to Windu and get gas mask I shall,' thought Yoda.

Yoda went and knocked on the door, after a few minutes and a few more knocks Windu answered it.

"Shhhh shhhhh," Windu whispered to Yoda, "My padawan is trying to sleep and Yoda its 5:30 in the morning go back to bed," Windu said almost shutting the door before it was stopped by Yoda's cane.

"Need your gas mask I do, making Skywalker and Kenobi clean," whispered Yoda, "To conquer the stench and clean the place the gas mask I request."

"Thank you Yoda," whispered Mace Windu who got on the floor and started kissing his feet, "This will not be forgotten I'm bringing half cheese and half artichoke, spinach, and mushroom pizza on Monday."

"Gas mask, please Mace need it I do," whispered Yoda, "and problem there is none of for cleaning the place of Skywalker and Kenobi."

"Here you go," whispered Mace Windu as he handed the little green alien his gas mask which he fitted for him, knowing the size of Yoda's head.

Yoda went to knock on the door, which he had to do until 6:00.

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