Edward Cullen….in my house……why me?!
By: BirdieTitus16
*Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, I know most of you are like, "is my husband", or "is my true love", or like me "is a jerk warded little freakazord!" hehe…….so this story is about a girl, Paige Tohru Collins, a regular eighteen-year-old who's friends are over for a sleepover and gushing about Twilight and suddenly, here's Eddie! LOL! I've wanted to write something like this foreverz! So, here it is! R&R AND DON'T HATE JUST B/C U LOVE EDWARD, I'VE GOT AN OPINION TOO, YA KNOW! *-Robin
Twilight…..crazy ain't it?
"I-I just love Edward Anthony Mason Cullen!" My best friend, Allie squeals hugging the novel, "Breaking Dawn" to her chest.
"Yes Al, we know you just "love" Ed!" I snap grabbing my stereo remote and turning up Jake Owen's song "Yee Haw" over her screaming. *Love that song, listen to it*
"Oh shut up Paige!" Allie cries chunking a handful of popcorn at my face, "….you know you love Edward!"
"No Al, NO, NO, FOR THE A MILLIONTH TIME NO!"
"Lay off of her Paige!" My other friends, Izzy and Luna cry from the kitchen.
"Fine, whatever!"
"Sorry Alls," I whisper pouting at her apologetically turning off the stereo and turning on the DVD player, "...New Moon, anyone?"
Alls grins and attacks in a hug fest knocking the remote out of my hand and onto the floor roughly.
Later….
"I hate that ending! Allie cries out throwing her Edward pillow at the TV screen. *New Moon fans know
what I'm talkin' 'bout*
"So, anyone else drool over the RIGHT guy….. Jacob Black?!" I ask slyly as Alls suddenly grabs her
Bella/Edward blanket and throws it over herself.
I jump on top of my squealing blanketed friend as my other friends, Izzy and Luna giggles hysterically at
us on the couch.
"Oh, come Allie, you know I'm right"
Allie jerks up from the ground and knocks me to it and hog ties me with her blanket, crap!
"Says the girl with a middle name from an anime show!"
"Hey, I love that show and that character-," I cry out in rebuttal before a crash in the kitchen stops us.
"W-What was that?!" Luna whispers jumping off the couch and grabbing her light saber.
"Oh, sure a light saber will do you some real good!" I whisper with a giggle before grabbing my Louisville
Slugger from the side of the TV set, "….and this baseball bat is nothing compared!"
"Shut it you!" Luna snaps chunking my DVD remote at me.
"Ahh, she's so violent!" Izzy whispers cowering in fake fear on the couch.
"But, seriously who is in there... you retards?!"
I smirk confidently walking towards the kitchen until I hear a crash and… bolt in anger!
"HEY, THAT'S MY MOM BEST CHINA!"
"Oh my lands, Ed Cullen!" I cry out looking at my mom's favorite china plate in pieces on the floor with
that sparkly idiot standing over it in anger.
I hear screaming hysterics in the living room and Als appears immediately beside me in happy tears.
Luna and Izzy appears beside me then in shock and amusement at the thought of Ed and Als and me
under one roof.
"P-Paige…"
"Ugh…Here he comes to wreck the day!" I cry in sing song as Als cries continually in hysterics.
"Edward….you've come….FOR ME!"
"Als, NO!" Izzy, Luna and I scream holding her back as Ed looks up at in pure hatred.
"Wh-What I am doing here…where did you hide Bella?!" Ed cries out and in vampire speed is nose to
nose with me, "…and I think it's you who's got her!"
"Paige!" Als, Luna, and Izzy all cry in unison.
"You three, come look with me, I've got to find her!" Edward instructs Als, Luna, and Izzy and they all
three rush into the living room calling out her name.
"And you…."
I cringe at he's sour voice and before I could even explain, he takes me at vampire speed to the living
room and ties me up to the lazy boy with Als Ed and Bella blanket.
"If I don't find her, you're dead!"
Edward glares me down and at vampire speed runs back to my dumb best friends who are screaming
for Bella and Ed instructs them to look here, there, and yonder.
"Great…."
"Its guitars,cadillacs, hillbilly music"
Oh no, my new phone, and my fav ringtone!
"Who's phone is that?!"
Dang it you Dwight Yoakam ringtone….and who ever's calling!
T.B.C.
* Okay…I know some will hate this but don't hate in R&R's just grip at it for a few seconds and move on, don't review it if you hate it! And those who do love it, R&R! DEFINTELY! R&R! MORE TO COME, IDEAS OF MORE FUNNY STUFF ARE WELCOME! *AND DWIGHT YOAKAM'S SONG, "Guitars, Cadillacs" ROCKS!*-Robin