Hai der. I see your reading my story that I'm writing. I hope you loaf it, review it, and favorite it.

DISCLAIMER:

I do not own The Hunger Games or any of the characters. If i did Clove and Katniss or Clove and Cato would have won.

Katniss Everdeen's Profile

Name: Katniss Everdeen

Age: 16 years old

Relationship Status: Single.

Current Location: District 12

Status: Peeta! Stop throwing cheesebuns at me! I'm not hungry!

The young hunter runs from the bakery back to her home in Victor's Village. "Katniss! Come back!" The blonde haired baker yells, but Katnuss keeps running until she gets home. She plops down on the couch, gets out her laptop, and logs on to Facebook. One notification she reads.

-Peeta Mellark has commented on your status-

Peeta Mellark: But Katniss, I loaf you!

Gale sends the next comment.

Gale Hawthorne: Shut up, bread boy! Katniss loves me!

Peeta Mellark: Liar!

The hunter was tried of this and typed her comment angrily.

Katniss Everdeen: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FINNICK UP!

Katniss slaps herself. "Here comes Finnick," she mutters.

Finnick "sex god of Panem" Odair: Did someone say Finnick?

-Finnick's Fangirls like this-

Finnick's Fangirls: OH MY PANEM! FINNICK ODAIR! LET US LOVE YOU!

-Finnick "sex god of Panem" Odair likes this-

Katniss stares at her screen and looks at what she has started.

Annie Cresta: BACKOFF! Oh look, butterflies.

Finnick "sex god of Panem" Odair: Annie! 3

Gale Hawthorne: WTF

Primrose "Prim" Everdeen: Katniss, what does WTF mean?

Katniss runs upstairs and slams on her sister's door. "Prim!" she yells banging on the door. The tiny 12 year old opens the door. "Yes?" she says calmly. "GET OFF OF FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW! YOU ARE WAYYY TO YOUNG! I SWEAR WHEN MOM FINDS OUT SHE IS GOING TO FR-!" Prim slams the door in her sister's face and locks it. Katniss goes back down to her laptop and sees what has happened while she was gone.

Peeta Mellark: WTF means Where's the food?

Gale "the sexual whale" Hawthorne: Look! I did what Finnick did!

Katniss Everdeen: *facepalm*

Peeta "Pita" Mellark: lol! Katniss, your so funny! Loaf ya 3

Katniss Everdeen: .Now.

Cato The Sexual Pancake: OKAY!

Katniss Everdeen: Cato, SHUT THE HELL UP! YOUR NOT A SEXUAL PANCAKE YOUR DOG FOOD! GALE, YOU AREN'T A SEXUAL WHALE! PEETA, I LOVE CLOVE SO LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!

Clove The Sexy Knife Thrower: I always get the girl/boy.

The hunter hears Peeta's high pitched scream, smirks, and goes to stalk Clove's profile.

Ello there! I think you just read Chapter 1 or skipped to the bottom. Lovely. Well, anyway i ship Clovniss if you didn't notice.

Here come the angry Clato shippers..

Before they attack me I do ship Clato. I FINNICKIN LOAF IT! Oh crap, i said Finnick.

Finnick: Did someone call me?

Me: Finnick, please leave.

Finnick: Fine... Sadness.

Me: I still loaf you!

Anyway, I hung out with Peeta WAY too much. He's bread is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G! Well, I hope you all liked chapter 1 and want to read more.

Loaf, SoontobeMockingjay.

QUESTION FOR NEXT CHAPTER: What ship should happen? Clato or Clovniss?