Another one of those fics were I've changed the lyrics of a song (which I like!) to fit Mr. Ronald Weasley. Enjoy! :D
Theory Of A Deadman – Hate My Life
So sick of the Twins always mocking my life
I don't like how I gotta work and
They just joke around and get paid
I hate all of the people who can't drive their brooms
Dick, you better get outta the way
Before I start falling apart
I hate how Hermione's always up my ass
She always wants to do stupid homework
But I can't really be arsed
I hate the Weasleys, all of my rich friends
I hate Hogwarts to the bitter end
Nothing turns out right
There's no end in sight
I hate my life!
How come I never get laid? Gryffindors always lose
I think I might become a Slytherin death eater
They can always get laid
I still hate my family, Harry's a dick
I don't get nearly anything
To put up with all of his shit
I hate the Weasleys, all of my rich friends
I hate Hogwarts to the bitter end
Nothing turns out right
There's no end in sight
I hate my life!
I hate that I can't tell when a witch has got a boyfriend,
You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of witch,
Then her boyfriend curses my face
So if you're pissed like me
Wizards, here's what you gotta do
Put your wooden wands up in the air
Go on and say "Crucio!"
I hate the Weasleys, all of my rich friends
I hate Hogwarts to the bitter end
Nothing turns out right
There's no end in sight
I hate my life!
So much about The War, can't catch a break
I hate my life
No, it's nothing new here, it still sucks to be Ron
I fuckin' hate my life