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Robotics

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"No."

"Pepper -"

"No, Tony."

"Oh, come on, live a little!"

"The last time you brought welding equipment into the bedroom, I got a phone call from Jarvis at four o'clock in the morning asking me to bring bolt cutters and a hacksaw."

"I was drunk!"

"It took me three hours to get you out and your date threw up on my new shoes."

Tony winced, but waved it away. "That was years ago, Pep, and I don't even have a four poster bed anymore. It would be completely safe and -"

"Who would you have Jarvis call this time?"

"Rhodey," Tony said immediately.

Pepper gave him a hard look.

"All right, I see your point, but what if we just -"

"No."

" - I've been working on this really neat thing that will -"

"No."

" - and when you do this, it goes like this -"

"No!"

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