In honour of the very un-teamy moment at the end of 2001 - and with permission from atomicpagan - I present:
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The Repercussions
Janet took one step out of the infirmary before the unhurt members of SG1 descended on her.
"How is she?"
"She's going to be fine," Janet reassured. She started to leave, only to swing back around to face them. "But next time one of your team comes hurtling through the gate and fractures their arm, could you try and do something a little more proactive than just sauntering over and staring like she's a retarded moose?"
There was only silence, and wincing, as she fixed them individually with a glare, then pursed her lips in disapproval, whirled and was gone.