CHAPTER 1
"My wrinkles keep coming back. Especially on the sides of my nose!"
"Itachi, you were born that way" Kisame croaked. "Besides, I'm the one with the real problem. They don't even make shark tooth dentures. I'm all gummy."
Everybody else in the room also complained.
"My leaves are wilty!"
"My clay is dry!"
"My puppets are rusting!"
"The one good eye I have is going blind!"
Laughter came from the corner of the room. Hidan and Kakuzu snickered.
"Bwah ha ha! You guys are mortal and we are not! we haven't aged since the Shinobi World War arc!" Hidan happily said.
"hm" replied Deidara.
"Something is fishy about you guys" Kisame stated.
"I bet creepy Orochimaru looks the same" Itachi also said.
"Itachi, you're just mad he didn't want your body. Hmm" Deidara sneered.
"He did too want my body! However now my once sculpted abs are flabby and man-boobish!"
End of Chapter 1
Originally written 12/17/2012