By: TherealMrsPumpkinMegatron and TherealMrsErupanBlitzwing
It was a sunny day in swedentopa! The Decepticons were hiding inside their rooms, talking girly talk. Megatron sighed, blushing deeply, "Omg, you guys, so romantic!" Blitzwing had recived a loveletter from Erupan with two squares saying; do you want to go out with me? Yes. No? And he had answered. Yes.
"SO ROMANTIC. SIRE CHAN." Said Lugnut, he was wearing a wig, a ponytail wig for the occasion.. Megatron giggled, "It's soooooo nostalgic. I remember when I met Pumpkin! She broke my legs, shot me with an arrow then kidnapped me to her basement. Those were the days!" Swindle opened the door and came inside, everyone screamed "WE'RE NOT DECENT, GET OUT~" But Swindle stayed anyway. "Guys, get your thongs on, the bus is here to take us to the beach!"
The bus arrived, it was ugly and old and Soundwave was driving it. How horrible. The girls was waiting inside. THEY WERE SO SEXY AND ATTRACTIVE. The guys swooned and Starscream was so jealous! How could they like them more then HIM? Specially when he smelt like fishpoop! They began driving and hit Bumblebee several times- Soundwave thought it was a good day, and then they all sang "the bus driver".
They arrived at the beach, and everyone got naked and changed into their hot bikinis. Shockwave was suddenly there and he had the sexiest of them all, a star bikini. Erupan and Pumpkin was ALMOST JEALOUS.
They began playing kub, somehow lockdown was also there. He wasn't invited but he came anyway. And no one could throw the fucking stick. There was only one stick left, Lugnut reached down, grabbed it and took a heavy sigh through his vents. "MEGATRON SIR, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU, LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF THE STICK!" Then he threw it! It went higher and higher and higher; then straight down a few inches in front of him. Megatron was sleeping with Pumpkin on his head who was sunbathing.
Erupan and Blitzwing was talking german to eachother, Ich libe potatis. Erupan was completely covered, oh Blitzwing thought soooooo attractive when she was talking pretend german.
Then it was time for food, they ate the burned car. SO DELICIOUS. IF THEY ONLY KNEW THAT SOMETHING WAS INSIDE, SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL. THE WEDDING RINGS.
Then it was time. HILLBILLY WEDDING TIME. Swindle got the guns and Pumpkin helped Erupan into her TIGHT SEXY DRESS. They were SEXY AND SEXIER BY THE SECOND. They went up to the alter then suddenly Megatron and Blitzwing busted out. "THE RINGS!" They glared at Swindle, "SERIOUS SERIOUSLY, SWINDLE! WHERE ARE THE RINGS?" They finally found out. In the bus that they ate! "Put the wedding on hold, we'll be right back!" Blitzwing called and dragged Megatron over the hill. They went to a hotdogs kiosk and they bought some rings, BUT THEY WERE TO FUCKING SMALL. "WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS!" Blitzwing called, and began crying like a pussy.
meanwhile Pumpkin had grown bored, and called out, "LET'S GET MARRIED ANYWAY. LOCKDOWN. SWINDLE, YOU'RE OUR NEW HUSBANDS!" They were like "Oh no." And Sire, Uh, I mean, Oilslick was preist. He was smiling on the inside.
Shockwave took the train to Megatron and Blitzwing, screaming "DADDY, I TOOK THE TRAINS AND NOW I'M SAVING THE SITUATION. LOOK I GOT THESE RINGS." Made out of Blurr's corpse. "good work son!" Megatron said. Starscream was there too, saying, "BUT ME DAD?"
"fuck off, no one likes you!" Then they all ran back to stop the wedding. It was close but they made it! Lockdown had his ninjahat and Swindle was wearing his best cheapest tie. Megatron kicked in the door, gasping, putting his hands to his face then ninjakicked everyone. Blitzwing did it too, he was like "WOAH, SO HANDSOME." Then Erupan and Pumpkin TRANSFORMED INTO A REAL TRANSFORMER. That happens when you marry real transformers. Then we all danced the makarena.
THE END!