-Me- Hello my fellow fan fiction people this is my Thirty-sixth story. I strongly suggest that you read the other thirty in order before you read this one otherwise you will not get it. Here is the order. Cool Zim, The Stacker that came from the Stars, Zim and Gaz together at last, Zim's First Love, Zim's Future, Army Zim, Zim's Worst Nightmare, Zim and Fruit what a pair, Dib's New Alley, Amethyst's weird cruse of Doom, The Return of the Stalker that came from the Starts, Pool of Horrors, Talent show of Doom, Grand prize of RJ Doom, Halloween Terrors Combined, Annoying new job of Doom, New challenges, Maybe a New Alley for Dib, Kierra's Grand entrance, Jump in the line home alone dance party, A day with Amethyst, Thanksgiving interview, When Dance Dance Revolution and Waffles Meet, Zim's one little Slip, It'll be the end of the world invaderzimfannumber1and, Amethyst's 1st and Most Horrible Almost X-Mas Ever, Christmas Eve Shopping Spree, The Most Wonderful X-Mas Ever, Amethyst and Kierra's Worst Day Ever, End of the Year Sleep Over, Friday the 13th Valentine Stalker, Poison Bloody Pineapple, Hearts and Arrows, Bloody Sword Transfusion, First day back, Final Destination Iz style, Fourth of July Speech of Doom, First Date, Opposite Day, Neurotically Nice, Sonic Siren, Romance Blooming Deception, The Candy Zombie of Horror, Zombie Squeal, and Thanksgiving Turkey Surprise. I don't own Invader Zim. I wish I did, but I don't. ENJOY AND REVIEW!

Setting 1 Lunch

Dib and Will where sitting in the lunch room and they were about to eat their lunch when Jason walked up to them and sat down with his lunch.

-Jason- Hey guys. So I asked my father and he said "It was o.k."

-Dib- Said what was o.k.?

-Jason- He said "You guys could come over to my house."

-Dib- (He spat his drank out at Will.) ARE YOU CRAZY?

-Will- Are you Dib? Say it don't spray it. (He said washing the drink off of his face.)

-Dib- Sorry Will. Anyway Jason what are you thinking? You want us, two humans, to come over to a house with a vampire in it? No thanks I HAVE ALREADY BEEN AN ALIEN ONCE AND I DON'T WANNA BE A VAMPIRE TOO!

-Jason- Oh come on Dib you know my Father is cold turkey. He won't suck your blood.

-Dib- So you say, but what if he can't resist it or we get hurt and…

-Will- Dib get a hold of yourself. We're going.

-Dib- WHAT! WILL ARE YOU NUTTS?

-Will- O.k. fine Dib if you are that paranoid then you can bring along a garlic necklace. Right Jason?

-Jason- Oh man, but I wanted my Dad to bite you.

-Dib- See…

-Jason- Just kidding. Hahaha… Anyway sure you can bring some garlic along. Heck you can bring some for Will for all I care.

-Will- None for me thanks, because I actually trust my friends.

-Dib- It's not that I don't trust Jason. I'm just worried about his Father. Who need I remind him we have never met?

-Will- Well if he is anything like Jason then we are in for a funny night.

-Will and Jason- Hahahaha…

-Dib- Oh ha ha very funny.

-Will- Oh come on Dib it will be fun.

-Jason- Yah Dib please…

-Dib- Fine I'll go.

-Jason- Cool see you guys tonight.

-Dib- You owe me big.

-Will- Whatever.

Setting 2 That Night at Jason's House

Dib and Will arrived a Jason's house. It was a big mansion.

-Will- (He rang the door bell.) Wow would you look at this house? Why is it that all paranormal creatures love big houses?

-Dib- So they have a lot of places to hide the things they don't want us Paranormal Investigators to find.

-Will- Oh like what?

-Dib- Well…

-Jason- Hey guys.

-Dib- I am still not thrilled about this whole thing Jason.

-Jason- And yet you are still here.

-Dib- Yah, but I am prepared. (He said showing Jason the garlic necklace.)

-Will- Oh whatever Dib. Come let's go inside it is freezing out here.

-Jason- Sure. (They went in and inside everything looked very old western.)

-Dib- Wow when I think vampire this is not what I picture.

-Will- I know what you mean Dib. This place looks more like an old western movie. I mean even the kitchen looks like an old western bar. (He said as they went into the kitchen. Mrs. Fang was in the kitchen and she was dressed kind of old western too.) Howdy ma'am could you wrestle us up some grub?

-Mrs. Fang- Now don't yawl worry pizza's on the way and… AH GARLIC!

-Dib- Jason I thought you said "Your mom is human?"

-Jason- She is she's just worried about me and my Dad. Don't worry mom Dib is just being a paranoid big headed weirdo.

-Dib- Hey MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!

-Jason- Whatever…

-Mr. Fang- (He came into the room and he looked like a cowboy.) Howdy boys.

-Dib and Will- Wow.

-Jason- Everybody this is my Dad Elijah Blood Fang.

-Mr. Fang- Yawl can call me Blood or Mr. Fang whichever one you prefer. And you must be Jason's friends Will and Dib. Son I thought you had an alien friend too?

-Jason- I do, but he had some alien stuff he needed to do.

-Mr. Fang- Cool.

-Will- Ah Mr. Fang I have a question are you really a vampire, because you look like a cowboy to me?

-Mr. Fang- That's because I always loved my days as a cowboy. They used to call me The Blood Cowboy.

-Dib- So you were the undead during the old west.

-Mr. Fang- Son I became the undead during the old west. I was just mowing along during a cattle drive taking some Zs… with my brother by my side then. Something spooked the cows. Before i new what was going on a standpipe started. We rushed to the horses to try and calm the stares down. But nothing we did worked. One longhorn knocked me off my horse then my brother soon joined me. We were trampled by those crazy cows. Finally I got to see what had made the cows so spooked a cloaked figure stood their waiting to kill what was left of me and my brother. Then I heard a gun fired and the man turned into ash. I looked to were the gun had been shot and saw a women. She said do you two wish to live. I said yes please save my brother and me. She gave me her blood and then killed me. I woke up the next day with my brother by my side we both tried to leave the cave we were in only to realize the sun hurt. The women tossed us some rings and said we have a lot to talk about. Years later I met Jason's mom and we got married in secret and moved to Los Vegas and had Jason and the rest is history.

-Dib- So Mrs. Fang I have to ask "What made you want to marry a vampire?"

-Jason- Dib?

-Mrs. Fang- Oh it's o.k. son. Well I love cowboys and Jason's father was just so down to earth. Even when he told me what he really was. I still loved him. When somebody gives up everything they believe in for you. You have to give them yourself to return the favor. At least that is what I believe. Anyway don't you have vampire and alien friends?

-Dib- So.

-Mrs. Fang- Do you regret having them as your friends?

-Dib- No I don't, but sometimes I do miss the old life of saving the world from aliens.

-Will- Well look on the bright side Dib. Now you have tones of true friends and a great girl friend.

-Dib- Yah I guess you're right Will.

-Jason- (Then the door rang.) Well that is the pizza now let's get this party really started.

They had a great time. They watched Cowboys and Aliens. They ate pizza and played games. They had an awesome time.

Setting 3 Time For Bed

It was time for Bed and Mr. Fang was showing the boys the basement. Which is where he sleeps. When you think of a vampire's living area you know dungeon like. Imagine it Invader Zim style and that is what their basement looks like.

-Dib- Wow now this is what I picture when I think vampire.

-Jason- Yep this is my Dad's room and this is the door to my room. (Jason's room looked like a normal 14 year old boy room except he had a sowing machine on a table. He also had a coffin in his room, a T.V. and a couch. A few horror movie poster were everywhere.)

-Mr. Fang- And this is where you two will be sleeping. (He said pulling out a pull out bed from inside the couch.)

-Will- Cool a pull out bed.

-Mr. Fang- Yep it's for guests. Well goodnight kids.

-Jason- Wait Dad before you go can you tell us a story about the old west?

-Mr. Fang- O.k., but just one. (So Mr. Fang fillled the boys heads with tails of the west and as a result a certain big headed human got the idea stuck in his big head.)

-Jason- Awesome story Dad.

-Mr. Fang- Thank you son. Now I will see you guys in the morning or maybe tonight. Hahaha…

-Dib- I knew it.

-Mr. Fang- Just kidding. Hahaha…

-Will- Hahaha… I knew tonight would be funny. Hahaha…

-Dib- Whatever.

-Mr. Fang- Good night boys. (He turned out the lights and shut the door.)

-Will- Man Jason your Dad sure did have a cool life.

-Jason- Yep he sure did. (He yawned.)

-Dib- You said it Will. Man what a life. Yes the old west just as exciting as my old life. Those were the days. (He fell asleep.)

-Me- Yep you guys have to wait till the next chapter before the title makes since. In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny "Ante I a stinker?" Anyway send me plenty of reviews and I have new drawings up. So until next time as always I leave you all with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!