Hello all! well ive been meaning to do a series of one shots about ben being a idiot as usuall and this is based of a true story.
yes Today I spoted a brand new tooth paste tube and thought... hmmm wouldnt it be fun to have a tooth paste war? so I plain on doing this for my year 12 muck up day (hey it wont hurt to plain ahead).
I can imagine ben doing somthing stupid like this and his target as always is kevin. 8D
Disclaimer: I dont own ben10/man of action/Tvo (is that how you spell Tvo?)
enjoy!
'Just another day of being me, yep being awesome is a hard Job but hay someone s gotta do it.'
Ben liked to talk to himself sometimes as if he was narrating a movie staring himself. As he said it was a normal day but in the strange place that is Bens mind normal does not exist. Today he had three things to do:
1. Get a smoothy
2. Record sumo slammers marathon
3. Annoy/prank Kevin
Simple! Piece of cake but what would he do to Kevin? Maybe had any answers. Lucky his feet had brought him to the right place.
Casually he strolled up to the counter hand in pockets.
"Hey Ben" the man behind the counter greeted him. Every one knew Ben he was there best customer.
"hey, one coffee, steak and strawberry smoothy please" handing the man a $5 note he leaned up against he counter, while he was waiting he tried to think of the perfect annoying prank he could pull on Kevin.
"Here s your smoothy and change enjoy!" the over enthuastic man beamed.
"Thanks, say...if you were gonna pull the perfect prank what would you do?" taking a sip of his smoothy while the man thought
"Depends on who I'm prankin but id do something gross probably use whipped cream
"Oh thanks" walking out of the car park back to his house he still was stumped on what he could do to Kevin.
Finally at his house he ran up to his room to put reminders on his Tvo to record sumo slammers. Looking over his room he spotted something on his bed it had a note attached.
'Dear Ben Please put his away and clean your room
Love mum'
'Of course!' something snapped inside his head.
'This is perfect!' he couldn't believe that he didn't think of it before! Yes he was brilliant.
Kevin s place...
'CLUNK' 'BANG' tools where scattered all over the place as Kevin grumbled under his car.
"Hey kev"
"What you want Tennyson?"
"Nothing just checking up on my favourite friend"
"What do you want?"
"Nothing really"
"Good then maybe you can go away"
"Aww come on kev don't be like that"
"that's it Tennyson you got three seconds to scram or..." ...'SPLAT' Kevin pushed himself out from under his car only to get a face full of toothpaste.
Ben ran for it as fast as his feet could carry him as far away for Kevin as possible laughing like a madman all the way down the street.
Kevin sat on the floor of the garage. Slowly he brought a hand up to his face and wiped the white sludge away revealing a very unimpressed Expression.
Yes Ben was ingenious his prank had worked brilliantly but one small thing he didn't take into account...Kevin's revenge.
Fin
I think the next chapter will be "revenge of the toothpaste madman" any thoughts?
~Tea
