Ash's Third
It's a rainy, gloomy, and depressing day at Hell Cemetery in Pallet Town. A gathering of familiar faces crowd together within the confines in front of a casket and gravestone, dressed in black suits and dresses, hoisting up umbrellas over their heads to keep dry as they sulk.
Ash stands directly in front of the gravestone, holding hands with his mother, who holds hands with her husband, James. Their son, Dust stands close to his mother.
Tracy stands in between his wife, Duplica and his daughter, Phoebe. Tears strain down his cheeks as he mourns the loss.
Also feeling the pain are Max and Molly, who shed some tears of their own, with their daughter Monica in between them.
Misty and her daughter Ashley stand behind Ash. Misty has one hand on his shoulder and her other hands softly rubs his back to provide him physical comfort.
Todd stands by May and their son, Joey who fight back the tears. Huddled next to them are Gisele and her son Ross.
Roxanne comforts her husband Brock, who wipes a tear from his eye and puts an arm around his son, Chandler.
Jessie's hair is dyed black to fit the mood of the situation. She stands next to the Pallet Town mayor, Dawn and Rick Sure, who is documenting the funeral with his camera.
Gary Oak stands next to the casket, speaking about the deceased loved one. The gravestone behind him reads: Samuel Oak 1943-2030.
"He was an honest man. He was a giving man. He was a great man. And he was a Packers fan. But I…I was his biggest fan." Gary speaks to his friends "My grandpa lived a long and meaningful life of professionalism and family values up until last week…when he had a stroke while having sex with a prostitute at my brothel."
A combination of gasps, gagging, shudders, and "ew's" emits from the group.
"At least he died having fun…right?" Brock says aloud. Silence follows…
"I'd like to say a few words." Tracy steps forward.
"Okay, man." Gary shakes his hand and gives him a pat on the back.
Ash sighs, knowing how hard it must be on Tracy, who has spent more time with the professor than anyone else in the last 30 years, and was chosen over his own grandson to take over the lab.
"First of all I idolized the professor and his work when I was coming of age as a young teenager. And it happened by chance that I not only got to meet him, but got to work with him, and become family." he wipes a tear from his eye. "I wanna thank you, Ash."
Ash's eyes enlarge "Um?"
"If it weren't for you I never would have met the professor and had the time of my life. I wouldn't be here today. Sammy was sweet, and smart, and funny. And he had the best poems. And I'd like to read one right now." Tracy pulls out a small note card from his front pants pocket and proceeds to read. He clears his throat "Every day it's cake and tea. Just my poke'mon and…meee" he begins to sob. "I miss you, professor!"
Duplica rushes over and wraps her arms around him "There there, Trace." she kisses his forehead.
"Muk!" Ash's Muk crawls forward from the crowd and smothers Tracy in a display of love.
Everyone laughs, finding it to be a perfect setting as the casket is lowered into the Earth. The professor's funeral song of choice plays:
I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you live the role
Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train(Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne)
Proceeding the funeral, all but Dawn and Todd make their way to Ash's mansion to eat and mingle. This was the first time all these people were together in so many years. And unfortunately it took a funeral to reunite them. Ash realized this, as he stood in the background of the mix of people, gazing over the faces of his friends and family, reflecting on all the good times.
Time went by so fast, leaving behind cherished memories that he once took for granted. He smiles, and some tears strain down his cheeks as he reminisces. He once considered his sexual journeys to get laid as stress filled encounters, but now wished more than anything that he could re-live those moments rather than be stuck in a gym all day teaching young poke'mon trainers.
"I guess I should just accept that the crazy train has ended." he says allowed to himself.
"Who are you talking to, Ash?" his brother Dust shatters his nostalgia mind trip.
"Uh, Pikachu." he answers.
"Dude, Pikachu died years ago." Dust reminds him.
"Oh. Right." Ash frowns.
"Come on, bro. Let's hit the bar." Dust leads the way to the kitchen in front of a counter lined with numerous choices in alcohol.
"Ash, no." Delia steps in between him and the counter "You drink enough as it is."
"Come on, Mom. It's a celebration of life. Let the man have a drink." Dust tells her.
Delia sighs "Okay fine. But you're quitting tomorrow, mister." she walks away.
Ash proceeds to mix some drinks together.
"Are you okay?" Dust asks, concerned.
"Yeah. Thanks, Dust. Now go on. Go hit on some girls." Ash smiles.
"At a funeral party? If I can call it that…" Dust says.
"Like you said. It's a celebration of life. Go make life happen." Ash nudges his brother in the shoulder.
"All right, bro." Dust smiles and sets his eyes on a green haired girl with her hair in a pony tail drinking in front of the table. It's Tracy and Duplica's daughter, Phoebe. He walks towards her, but stops when Brock's son, Chandler confronts her.
"Hi I'm Chandler. What's your name, beautiful?"
"Phoebe." she smiles.
Dust sighs and walks away in search of someone else to talk to.
"Are you doing anything later?" Chandler asks.
"I don't think so." Phoebe replies.
"How'd you like to do me later?" Chandler winks.
"Ugh. No thanks." Phoebe walks away.
Ash walks up to him laughing "You have your dad's scent."
"What does that mean?" Chandler asks.
"Your scent drives the ladies away." Ash laughs and takes a drink.
"I'm just warming up, poke'fucker." Chandler also takes a drink.
"Hey." Ash frowns
"Don't you have a poke'mon to fuck?" Chandler walks away.
"At least I'm not a virgin." Ash says, stopping Chandler in his tracks.
Chandler turns around "What? What makes you think I'm a virgin?"
"Your dad told me. He tells me everything. Like how you got suspended from school for jerking off in math class." Ash laughs.
"It was Earth science!" Chandler storms into the living room and finds his dad talking to Misty. "Dad, a word please?"
"Sure. What's up son?" Brock walks over with a beer in hand.
"Why are you telling people shameful things about me?" Chandler asks, upset.
"Hey there's nothing shameful about having sex with sandwich meat…" Brock says "it's the putting it back in the fridge I didn't like."
"You told Ash I'm a virgin." Chandler crosses his arms.
"What do you care? That guy had sex with his mom and a poke'mon. You can't beat that." Brock laughs, clearly been drinking.
"You're supposed to be the only one who knows this crap about me. I don't think I can trust you anymore." Chandler storms off.
"What's wrong with Chandler?" Misty asks, walking up to Brock.
"Oh he's just mad because I told Ash he fucked a sandwich." Brock reveals.
Misty makes a look of disgust "Well I shouldn't be surprised. You used to do it with spam on our poke'mon adventure."
Brock laughs "Ah yes. I told you guys I had a date with a girl named Pam. And you guys bought it."
"Yeah until we caught you on your… "date"." Misty shudders at the memory.
Meanwhile Dust finds one of his best friends standing near the entrance of the kitchen. "What up man?" Dust fist bumps Ross.
"I'm watching this guy take some shots." Ross gestures to the bar where Chandler inhales some Tequila.
"Oh. My brother told me he got suspended once for jerking off in math class." Dust reveals.
"Damn. That takes balls." Ross says.
"So do you wanna play some Wii or what?" Dust asks.
"Dude, I'm thinking about fucking Monica tonight." Ross winks.
"Huh? You can't just decide you're gonna fuck her. It doesn't work like that." Dust tells him.
"I just have to turn on the charm." Ross rubs his hands together and licks his lips, while gazing at Monica on the couch with Phoebe.
"I don't think it's gonna be that easy." Dust looks away and puts a hand on his head.
"Come on. Your girl is there. Mine is there. Let's grow a pair and go hit on them." Ross makes his way over to the couch. Dust sighs and follows him.
Ash watches his younger brother or half-brother confront his crush. He smiles as he absorbs the scene from afar. He found it hard to believe that his baby brother was almost a legal adult now. Seeing this only made him yearn more for the past.
"How are you doing, Ash?" Rick asks him.
"I should beat the crap out of you." Ash replies.
"What for?" Rick asks, nervously.
"For photographing me that night…what the fuck else?" Ash reminds him.
"That was almost twenty years ago. And besides Todd exploited your other…bizarre encounter. Are you gonna beat him up?" Rick asks.
Ash opens his mouth to speak, but then closes it, having lost the will to fight and be angry. "I should. But I think I've actually moved past all that."
"Good. We were just doing our jobs you know. And maybe now you can finally find that real genuine girl you've been looking for." Rick says, and walks off with a camera in hand.
"Maybe he's right…" Ash thinks aloud.
Back to Ross and Dust making their moves on the girls on the couch. "So do you ladies wanna…play some 'wii" you know?" he makes a gesture with his hand like he's smoking.
"Yeah totally." Monica smiles and gets up.
"Well then let's go." Ross takes Monica's hand and leads the way to Dust's room with Phoebe and the bedroom owner close behind.
The kids/teens walk down the hall, which Gary treads down heading for the bathroom. He opens the door to find a completely nude Brock standing there. "Ahh!" he shrieks.
"What the hell are you doing?" Brock asks, covering his package with his hands 'because one hand isn't enough' he thinks.
"What are you doing? Why are you naked?" Gary asks, shielding his eyes. The traumatic memories from their encounter long ago slashes through their minds
"This is a mansion. There's like ten other bathrooms you can use." Brock reminds him.
Gary slams the door shut and sighs heavily. He walks over to the master bedroom bathroom and opens the door. There he's frozen at the sight of Brock's son, Chandler also completely naked, fucking a milk carton full of cooked macaroni. He was moaning softly.
"Oh dear god." Gary face palms.
"Dude what the fuck?" Chandler stops thrusting, but does not remove his penis from the carton.
"Are you talking to yourself cause what the fuck is right. What's wrong with you?" Gary crosses his arms and shakes his head in disappointment.
"I was horny okay and-and this is all I could find." Chandler sweat drops.
"You know there are girls your age here right?" Gary raises an eyebrow. "though I am impressed you were able to construct such a tool"
"They don't wanna have sex with me." Chandler frowns "now get out of here so I can finish."
"Okay." Gary turns around "just so you know, I run a brothel in town." he walks away.
Chandler's jaw drops "…a what?" he asks himself out loud, and then resumes fucking the milk carton.
Gary walks back into the hall just as Brock walks out of the bathroom. The two turn their heads and continue on their way. Gary enters the bathroom and Brock walks down the hall with an object in hand, and into the kitchen where Ash is eating.
"Hey super Ash bro." Brock greets his friend.
"Uh hey. What's that?" Ash asks, referring to the item in Brock's arms.
"This is the IntoxiTector." Brock holds it out with a grin.
"Why did you bring that?" Ash asks.
"I found it in the bath tub being used as a drain clog." Brock answers.
"Oh yeah."
"It's gonna help me find a piece of vulnerable ass." Brock winks.
"Brock you're fifty!" Ash rolls his eyes.
"I'm still in my forties, bro." Brock reminds him.
"Well…you're married. What about that?" Ash crosses his arms.
"Ugh. I'm tired of being married." Brock sticks his tongue out.
"But you love your wife." Ash says.
"Don't you dare say I love my wife, Ash!" Brock yells.
"Keep it down. How much have you been drinking?" Ash reads the meter on the IntoxiTector revealing he can be taken advantage of.
"I will not keep it down. I will keep it up as nature intended." Brock puts the detector on the table.
"Uhh…" Ash scratches his head.
"I am a horn-dog-type. That's who I am. That's why I've been training my son to stay on the sex freak path. That's why he fucked a sandwich and drank the rest of your milk and cooked macaroni. I encourage him to do those things. You can't just go right into pussy. You gotta train and it feels like a sandwich." Brock explains.
"I don't get the milk and macaroni thing but pussy does not feel like a sandwich." Ash raises an eyebrow at his drunk friend.
"Psh. What do you know? You only fucked your mom."
"And a Jynx…" Ash reminds him.
"What was that like anyways?" Brock asks, leaning in towards Ash.
"I'm not gonna tell you. You'll tell other people." Ash gently shoves his friend back.
"No I won't." Brock makes a pouty face.
"You told everyone that your son fucked a sandwich." Ash reminds him.
"That's different." Brock responds.
"How so?" Ash asks with his arms crossed.
"Because you're not my son. I care about you." Brock places a hand on Ash's shoulder.
"Aww…" Ash smiles "well if you must know…have you ever done it with a watermelon?"
"No but I think about trying it every summer." Brock rubs his chin.
"Well it's like that. You just drill a hole into it. Cock size of course and…" Ash stops talking when he notices Ashley standing in the entrance of the kitchen.
"I don't wanna know." she says, walking to the garbage can to throw something away.
"Hey Ashley come stand next to the IntoxiTector." Brock says.
She stares at him for a few seconds "Why?"
"I wanna know if you're drunk enough to fuck." Brock explains.
Ash face palms.
"No thanks, uncle Brock." she walks out of the kitchen.
"I'm not your real uncle!" Brock shouts.
"At least you aren't her god father." Ash sighs "that means I have zero chance."
In the living room Tracy, Duplica, Delia, Max, and Joey are watching television.
"This is Pallet Town News. I'm Gunther Frend." the anchor introduces himself.
"Remember when he was just a kid, making videos for class projects? He was so cute." Delia says.
"Yeah and then he got older and started making videos at my hotel." Max recalls.
"What kind of videos?" Delia asks.
"I don't know but room service complained about his messes all the time." Max replies.
"In other town news…" Gunther reports "today was the funeral for one of the most well human faces in poke'mon history. Professor Samuel Oak."
Tracy groans in disappointment "Since when is the news sad?"
"Here's the professor with his predecessor, Tracy Sketchit." Gunther reports, and a picture of the two pops up on the screen, making Tracy more depressed.
Tracy whimpers.
"This is boring." Joey says "I wanna watch my show."
"Joey, be respectful. Tracy wants to watch." Duplica shoots him a glare.
"No it's fine." Tracy wipes his eyes "I don't wanna watch it. Too many memories."
Joey changes the channel. "And now a new episode of 'Professor Poke' on HBO." the voice over says.
Tracy whimpers again.
A professor in a lab coat teaches a class room of students. "Who can tell me why a slowpoke evolves into a slowbro when a shelder bites its tail?" he asks while using a stick to point to pictures on the board behind him. Silence follows his question "How about you, nerd!" Professor Poke uses a long stick to poke a student in glasses in the third row.
"Ow what the hell? I'm trying to do an assignment you gave me." the student angrily responds.
"I'm sorry wrong answer." the professor jabs the student harder with the stick this time.
"Professor Bloke, put down that science pole." a girl pleads to him with tears. Her backlash is met with a forceful poke in the face from the Professor and his 'science pole.'
"Please, call me Professor Poke" the professor grins and the show's theme song plays: "Professor Poke, jabbing's his joke, probably because he does coke."
Tracy wipes another tear from his eye "This show is based on Sammy."
Back to the show, the professor is reading when the bell rings. He slams the book shut and cheers "Oh yeah. Class dismissed! Everybody get the fuck out and give me some skin on your way! Yeah!" he stands by the door and high fives his students as they walk out. "This is how we dooo it!" he sings and high fives. He pokes the 'nerd' in the back of the head with his pole though and points to someone else, establishing blame.
"It was a great lesson today, Professor Poke." a beautiful female student of his says with a smile. She's the last one in the class.
"Thank you. Maybe later tonight we could get together…and I could poke you in the vagina." he winks.
"You can poke me any time professor" the girl grabs his groin.
The professor grabs her ass and kisses her hard against the wall and then gives her ass a smack as she leaves, followed by a stiff poke of his science pole.
"Where is this school? ASU?" Delia rolls her eyes.
Later in the show, the 'nerd' student as the professor described, gets on to his face book page and notices he's been poked by his professor. "Noooooooo!" he exclaims.
Meanwhile outside on the patio, Jessie is talking with James, May, Gisele, and Roxanne.
James was in the middle of a story. "And then with a swipe of his claw, he defeated that Persian. But found that his true love valued that of the evolved form more."
"Aww what a sad story." Roxanne wipes a tear from her eye.
"I miss him." Jessie smiles, thinking about him.
"Yeah, but he's dead now." James says.
"Geez, James we know. You don't have to say it that way." she glares at him.
"He's dead?" May asked, surprised.
"He died along time ago, May." Gisele tells her.
"No one tells me things." May frowns, and receives a comforting hug from Gisele.
"So Roxanne…I have a question." Jessie speaks.
Roxanne gets nervous, having been asked many similar questions over the years "Okay. Go ahead."
"What was it like to have a penis?" Jessie asks, curious.
"Ugh." Roxanne rolls her eyes.
"Why don't you ask me?" James turns to Jessie "I still have one."
"I want to get feedback from a girl. In your experience which is better?" Jessie puts a finger to her lip.
Roxanne sighs "Well I gave it up didn't I?"
"I used to think about getting a sex change. Was it worth it?" James asks.
May and Gisele look at each other, freaked out.
"Are you really surprised?" Jessie asks them.
"Can we talk about something else? Those days are behind me." Roxanne asks, feeling uncomfortable.
"Well I also wanna know how it was possible for you to rear a child. I mean I don't get it." Jessie scratches her head.
"Well I don't get how you get your hair to look like you were in one of those Trojan vibrator commercials." Roxanne counters.
"Touché." Jessie responds.
Back inside, in Dust's room, he, Ross, Phoebe, and Monica(I keep picturing the Friends cast when I list these names. What was I thinking? anyways) they're all smoking weed.
"Have you guys ever stopped to think that maybe this is all a game?" Dust asks "maybe we're pawns in a game. A poke'mon game if you will…"
Ross and the girls laugh their asses off. "What about a sex game?" Monica giggles and rubs Ross' thigh.
"I think you're right." Ross places his hand over Monica's. The two lean in to kiss when a knock at the door interrupts them.
"Kids it's dinner time." Delia opens the door. "Why is it so smokey in here? And it smells funny."
"No reason mom." Dust says, nervously.
"Oh okay. Well come on down and eat." she walks out of the room.
"I can't believe she bought that. You didn't even give a reason. Quite the contrary." Phoebe laughs.
"Well she is my brother's mom." he laughs.
Phoebe also laughs "…whaaat?" she's confused.
So about half an hour later the entire house is seated at the table eating, and listening to Todd talk about his experience with the professor. "He basically put me on the map when he sent me to Poke'mon Island. After that I was making bank and banging hoes left and right. I owe me career to the professor."
"Do you think I'm a hoe, Todd?" Misty asks, angrily.
"Yeah, Todd. Do you think we're hoes?" May asks, sitting next to Misty, which makes her roll her eyes.
"No, May. We're exclusive now remember? Misty doesn't even live with us anymore. But if you ever wanted to hook up again I'm all for it." Todd gives her a wink.
"There are children at the table, asshole." Misty reminds him "Including your children."
"They're almost 18. They can handle it." Todd dismisses it.
Speaking of one of their children, Joey has a camera that he holds below the table, recording up skirt views of some of the girls wearing skirts like Monica and Gisele. "Oh yeah." he smiles as he zooms in on camel toe.
All the high kids at the table stuff them selves with food of all sorts. Ash notices his brother licking his plate "You got your big bro's appetite, Dusty." Ash smiles.
"Why is the room spinning?" Phoebe asks loudly.
"It's not. Are you feeling okay, honey?" Duplica asks.
Phoebe just laughs in response.
"What's in this food, Delia?" Duplica asks. "I think it's making the kids crazy."
"I didn't do anything. I didn't put any hallucinogens in it this time." Delia answers.
"Hey Ash I've been meaning to ask you something." Todd speaks.
"Sure what's up?" Ash takes a sip of his drink.
"Where's Jynx at?" Todd rests his chin on his palm.
Silence ensues through out the table. Not a sound is made until Ash breaks the silence.
"Her name is Nikki!" Ash stands up and knocks over his plate and glass, spilling his beverage, gets up and storms out of the kitchen to his bedroom.
Ross, Dust, Phoebe, and Monica all laugh hysterically, still being effected by the weed they smoked. The laughing becomes contagious and spreads to everyone else, causing a full out laugh riot. When it finally subsides, Delia is the first to speak.
"Okay so anyways. What happened is Mayor Dawn, along with the law makers in Pallet Town outlawed human/poke'mon marriage. So they had to divorce, and Jynx…Nikki hasn't been seen since." she explains.
"And their daughter?" Todd asks.
"Their daughter was ruled by the court to be a poke'mon and she was captured by a passing trainer when she was out playing one day…" Delia answers. "They took my grand daughter." she sniffles.
"This is so weird." Ashley says leaning into Dust.
"You gotta be high to understand. Trust me." Dust replies.
"I think we should form a search squad and find them." Ross says to his high friends.
"No, Ross. That's the weed talking." Monica says.
After dinner, the house was clearing out so everyone could go back to their homes except for people like Brock, Misty, etc who were visitors in town and would be sleeping at the Ketchum mansion for a week.
As everyone filed out, Jessie handed each person a little baggie. "And here's one for you. And for you." she hands one to Max and Molly "And you too" she hands one to Monica.
"What is this stuff, Jessie?" Molly examines the content of the bag.
"Poke'juana. Now move along. Go home and smoke this shit." she smiles warmly.
"What about us, Jessie?" Ash asks, finally re-emerging from his room.
"I haven't forgotten about you guys. I have enough for everyone." she dumps her back pack. Tons of bags of 'poke'juana' fall out.
"What do you say, babe?" James turns to Delia.
"Well okay. As long as it isn't marijuana." Delia picks up a bag as her son Dust rolls his eyes.
"Wait we have to do this responsibly." Misty says "I'll check and see if there's plenty of snacks in the kitchen." Misty walks away to find out.
"I also brought you each a bag of chips." Jessie passes out the bags.
Hours later, after their highs wore off, Jessie gets into her car and drives home while Ash waves to her. He smiles and turns around to an empty living room. "Well that was fun." he walks down the hall, passing one of the guests rooms. He hears noises coming from inside. He opens the door to see May on her hands and knees getting pounded by Todd.
Ash watches closely as Todd rams his cock in and out of May's pussy. He watches their facial reactions, expressing great pleasure. He listens to them moan. The scene turned him on, as well as making him sad, as he felt left out. He sighs and closes the door.
He continues his journey down the hall when his attention is grabbed by sounds coming from another room. He opens the door to see Brock fucking his wife, Roxanne, which frankly disgusted him knowing that Roxanne used to be Ritchie. He quickly closed the door.
Once more some moaning drew his attention to another room. When he opened the door, he was even more disgusted to see James and his mother having sex.
He watches his mother scratch James' back and wrap her legs around him as he penetrated her. "Your cock is so big!" she tells him.
Ash shuts the door and holds his hand to his stomach, feeling queasy. But despite being grossed out he couldn't help but feel a sense of jealousy and sadness for the fact he was without a sexual partner.
He continues on the path to his room with his head down and his hands in his pockets. He looks up to see at the end of the hall, Joey, standing there with a camera recording and his pants dropped while stroking his cock. Ash raises his eyebrow but decides to walk over and see why he's so excited.
He sneaks up behind him and realizes that he has the camera pointed into a room with the door partially opened, filming Ashley taking off her clothes. His jaw drops at the sight. Ashley slowly pushes her tight pants down her legs until she's left with just a bra and a thong on.
"Oh sweet." Ash smiles.
Joey shrieks quietly and turns around "I'm not doing anything I-"
"It's okay it's okay. I've seen worse. Carry on…and send me the link afterwards." Ash winks and walks back in the direction of his room.
He approaches Misty's room and stops 'I wonder if Misty would be willing to sleep with me…' he reaches out for the door knob and then pulls back "Nah. I wish." he continues on and walks into his room.
Inside her room, Misty lays on the bed naked, rubbing her vagina and moaning 'I'm so horny I'd have sex with the next guy I see' she thinks.
Ash takes off his shirt and tosses it in the dirty clothes hamper, followed by his pants. He opens the door to the bathroom and screams in shock and disgust at the sight of Chandler fucking the carton full of macaroni again.
"Get out I'm in here." Chandler tells him.
"My milk. I was wondering what happened to it. You bastard." Ash looks away, disturbed.
"I didn't know what else to use." Chandler explains.
"Get the hell out of my bathroom!" Ash yells.
Chandler walks out of the room and into the hall, holding the carton with his penis still inside.
Back in Misty's room, she continues to masturbate. The window above her bed slides open, and in crawls a burglar in all black, including a ski mask. He freezes at the sight of the naked woman touching herself.
Misty notices him "Well don't just stand there. Fuck me." she tells him.
The burglar shrugs his shoulders, lowers his pants and sticks his throbbing cock into Misty's vagina and proceeds to fuck her.
"Oh yeah, that's it. That's it…what's your name?" Misty asks and moans.
"Just call me Thief." he replies.
"Oh yeah, Thief. Fuck me." Misty moans.
You don't have to tell me. I know it was a strange beginning to the third installment of this franchise. But I'm trying to up the ante if I can. It's the third of the trilogy right? That means more crazy sex! and just crazy whack period. Leave your review please =)