PLP: Well! All the votes pointed to this chapter ladies and gents so the thirdchapter shall be written probably after the 13th chapter of The Day My World Came Crashing Down. It may be sooner, but i'm trying to get my ideas for the court case out.

BC: And I get to help!

PLP: Yes you do. Onto the chapter...read on fellow fans!

Chapter 1: Miroku's Plan

Miroku woke up to a little boy jumping up and down on his bed.

"Daddy, daddy! Wake up!"

"Alright, Alright Loriento, I'm up." Miroku grumbled and stretched. He sat up and grabbed Loriento by the waist and dragged him beside him and held him tight. He laid his head on Loriento's stomach. Loriento squirmed like a fish out of water.

"Come on Dad, let me go!"

"Nope, I'm comfortable."

"Miroku!" A woman's voice called from downstairs."

"Ut oh." Miroku looked at Loriento.

"Mommy's coming!"

"HIDE!"

They crawled underneath the covers. Miroku was trying to shush up the laughing Loriento. The woman put down the dish she was currently cleaning and walked up the stairs and to the left.

"Here I come," she announced as she turned the door knob to Miroku's bedroom.

"Well looky here, no one's in here." She put her hands on her hips, smiling wide. "I guess that my husband and son won't get any blueberry pancakes with honey on top."

"Blueberry pancakes!" Loriento cried as he sat up, uncovering himself.

"Uh huh, let's go downstairs."

"But what about daddy?"

"I guess he don't want any."

"You take care of him mommy!"

The woman laughed and jumped on the bed and uncovered Miroku. "Found you." She blew on his stomach so to tickle him. Miroku started to laugh.

"Me! Me! Blow Stomach farts on me mommy!" Loriento cried, climbing on the bed.

"Alright, alright." The woman laughed as she blew on Loriento's stomach.

"We don't have that much honey left, so the first one downstairs gets the last pancake with honey on top."

"ME!" Loriento cried and scrambled out from under his mom and ran downstairs.

Miroku laughed and kissed his wife on the cheek. "Morning, Sango."

"Morning, sweetie."

The two walked downstairs hand in hand and sat across from each other at the table. "Hey!" Sango jumped as Miroku felt her up with his leg. He got a very evil glare.

"What's the matter mommy?"

"I just realized that I didn't put syrup on my pancakes."

"I'll put some on for you."

"Okay."

Loriento started to pour the syrup on to Sango's pancakes when the lid came off.

"That's enough!" Sango laughed, looking at her drenched pancakes as Loriento put the bottle the right way on the table. "You did that on purpose, didn't you?"

"It was all daddy's idea."

"Hey now, don't point the finger at me."

Sango tickled Loriento's sides. "Come on, I know it was you!" The boy started to laugh and was kicking the table. Just than a young woman walked in.

"I've been beeping my horn for twenty minutes silly goose!" the young woman laughed.

"Oh, hey, Kagome. Sorry. Come sit down and eat, I'll go get ready."

"Alright."

Kagome sat down beside Loriento. Loriento gave her a hug than ran upstairs to meet his mom in the shower. (A/N: Loriento is only 4 as you will find out later)

"Kagome, can I put you on a blind date?"

"Miroku, you ask me this question every morning. You've been asking it for three months now, and what has my answer been?"

"Yes."

"Exactly," Kagome sipped some coffee before she realized what Miroku had said, "no, no. I always say no. Nice try Miroku."

"Come on. Just one date."

"No way. Besides, I'd rather know my date's name."

"Fine. Your date's name would be Inuyasha."

"It's still a no. I'm going out tonight with my friend Hojo anyways."

"You don't have to go out tonight."

Kagome slammed her coffee cup down, "I said no." Her face got all red and she stormed off to Sango's room and knocked on the door.

"Hold on a minute." Sango answered. She was getting Loriento dressed, but she herself was naked. "Come on Loriento, if you don't behave than dad will dress you. I have to go to work."

"You're always ten minutes early anyway mommy."

"And I'd like to keep it that way." Sango sighed and dropped Loriento's cloths. "Fine, you'll walk around the house naked than." She grabbed a black leather skirt that went down to her ankles and had a slit to slightly above her knees. She put on little black sandals and a black tank top with a black leather jacket with sleeves on it. She had her hair up in an upside down bun, her hair slightly curled. When Sango stepped out of the room, Kagome whistled.

"You make my kaki pants and long sleeved dressy white shirt look like shit compared to you. Look at you Sango, you sexy mama. You always dress so good."

"Into fashion is all. After all, you're the artist, I'm the fashion stylist."

"Alright fashion stylist, let's go, we are going to be late."

Sango grabbed her work briefcase and they walked downstairs to the door together. Miroku was showered and had on a suit and tie, ready for work as well.

"Well, don't you look sexy," Miroku kissed Sango's neck.

"Come on Miroku, we can't. Me and Kagome would be late."

"Awe." Miroku kissed her lips and picked up the naked Loriento.

"Get him dressed, okay?" Sango looked at Loriento, frowning.

"Yep. Hey Kagome, before you leave, what day can I tell Inuyasha that you'll meet him."

"The 7th at 7pm," Kagome joked. (A/N: a little Bruce Almighty there teehee.)

"I'll keep that in mind!" Miroku called after her.

"Dad, you're going to get her on that, aren't you?" Loriento asked as they walked up the stairs.

"Yep. You bet."

Miroku grabbed some of Loriento's cloths and set them on Loriento's bed.

"You need to listen to your mother, Loriento."

"I know daddy, I just thought she'd chase me around. I just wanted her to play with me."

"Well if you're a good boy, I'll get you McDonalds tomorrow."

"Why not today?"

"You didn't listen to your mom."

"You're just telling me about this though!"

"That's exactly why today doesn't count. But you better be nice for Kagura."

"I don't like her."

"You don't even know her, give her a chance."

"But dad. I get so bored when people baby-sit me."

"Well your going to have someone to play with because she's bringing her daughter Rin."

"Okay."

"Just try to be good and I'll give you McDonald's."

"Can I get McDonalds now?"

"No."

"Aw, why. You just told me about it."

"Because if you don't be good, you'll be punished."

"Yeah..right." Loriento rolled his eyes and laughed but shut up once he got 'the look' from Miroku. "Uh, you're going to be late dad."

"Yeah, I love you, and be good okay?"

"I'll try."

"You will."

Miroku hugged Loriento and walked outside. Just than a red Chevrolet truck pulled up and out stepped a woman. "That must be Kagura."

"You mean you've never meet her?"

"I'm sorry, but no I have not."

"How do you know she won't try to kidnap me?"

"Call 9-1-1."

"What if she tries to hurt me?"

"Call 9-1-1."

"DAAAAAD!"

Miroku jumped in his jaguar and drove off to his little office. There he painted a version of Kagome in a wedding dress, holding purple roses that were droopy and she was crying. Then he drew her hair down so you couldn't make out her face very well and he made the tears that flowed from her eyes more distinct. Well a customer walked in, "My painting?"

"Nice to see you again too, Inuyasha."

"So what's this 'plan' of yours anyway?"

"Be patient Inuyasha. My plan will come into play."

"Yes but what IS it?"

"Basically a way to get you and Kagome together."

"I like the sounds of this. I'll talk to you later."

The End

PLP: Good stuff, no?

QJP: No.

PLP: (eyes get red)

BC: Wait PLP! Chill out! Let the reviewers decide!

PLP: Alright. I'm going to continue with this story but it might take a while. Read on!