Harry and Voldie Season 1 Episode 2
All credits go to J.K Rowling
Episode 2: Chaos at the Coffery
(Camera shows the group sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast)
Tom: I can't believe I forgot about her.
Harry: Who?
Tom: Umm. No one.
Ginny: You can tell us. If it's a girl we won't laugh.
Tom: Quick question: What's your policy on pets?
Harry: Why?
Tom: Because *squints and waves his wand. Nagini appears on the table*
Harry and Ginny: AAAAHHHHH! *cue laugh track*
(Cheesy title sequence and Hedwig's Theme plays)
Harry: I thought Neville killed it years ago!
Tom: I resurrected it. And I defanged it. The Landlord was antsy about me bringing it up here so I had her defanged. *initiates baby talk* Ishn't dat right Nagini? *cue laugh track*
Ginny: What about the venom? It killed Snape for crying out loud!
Tom: It's non-venomous, so don't worry about being killed in your sleep or anything.
Harry: Alright. Prove it.
Tom: Fine. *sticks finger in Nagini's mouth* Ow! Ow! I have an owie! Okay. So I wasn't right about the de-fanging part but I have retracted all of her venom and destroyed her venom creating glands. I would de-fang her but I'm short on cash. I'm two weeks away from being able to cover the vet charge.
Harry: Fine. You have two weeks until she has to be de-fanged. Fix the problem or you're out of here.
Tom: No problem. I can do this. Could one of you help get her off of my finger? She's really clamping down. Ow!
(Harry and Ginny wrench Nagini off of Tom's finger.)
Tom: Thanks. *his phone rings* Hello?
Frank: You have to get down here! We've just released a new drink and there's a crowd outside! We haven't even opened yet!
Tom: Okay Frank. On my way! *hangs up* Money here I come! *runs out of the apartment*
Harry and Ginny: *shrug and continue eating*