Authors Note: This is our first fan-fic so be nice or we'll come kill ya(joking). Just so you know Lorelai and Luke are together and have been dating for months. Rory and Jess have a brother/sister thing going on. Rory and Dean are still together but their relationship is shaky and he thinks there's something going on between Rory and Jess but there isn't. And don't worry this will definitely be a Tristan/Rory.


Disclaimer: Don't own any of the Gilmore Girls associated characters but do own the plot and any other characters.


CHAPTER 1: WHAT?..........MILITARY SCHOOL!!!


~*~ Gilmore Home ~*~


Luke and Lorelai just finished watching a movie when there was a knock at the door. Lorelai answered the door to find Dean standing there with 2 cups of coffee in his hands.


Lor:  Hey Dean, what are you doing here? Where's Rory?

'What's Dean doing here? Isn't he supposed to be out with Rory? Omigod Rory's not with him, I hope nothing happened to Rory. Calm down Lorelai, calm down! Oh god I having a conversation with myself inside my head. What is wrong with me?'


Dean: I was just about to ask you the same thing.


Lor: Well she told me she was going out to the movies with you…


Dean: Yeah well that's what we were planning to do until she called me this afternoon and cancelled, she said she had lots of work to do. So I just came by to bring her coffee and to see if she wanted to take a brea- wait where's Rory?


Just then Luke walks up and interrupts them.

Luke: Hey Lor, the popcorn's ready.

He notices Dean and nods. 'God I hate that kid.'


Lor: Hey Luke did you see Rory this afternoon?


Luke: Yeah she was going to Hartford with Jess.


Dean and Lor: What?


Dean: I knew it!

Dean storms off and Lorelai slams the door shut and looks expectantly towards Luke.


Luke: ....What?


Lor: What the hell is Rory doing out with him?


Luke: How should I know and what do you mean him?


Lor: I mean what is she doing out with that good for nothing nephew of yours! God, she's supposed to be on a G rated date with her safe, sweet boyfriend who loves her.


Luke: Jeez Lorelai, we've already had this conversation, I thought you liked Jess?


Lor: I did like Jess, until he made my baby lie to me and her boyfriend, who might I add again, loves her!


Just then the phone starts to ring, but Lorelai doesn't even attempt to answer it.


Luke: Don't you think you should get that?


Lor: No! I want to have this out now, the machine will get it, that's what it's for!


Lorelai and Luke continue to argue and can hear the answering machine in the background.


Machine: Hello.............ha ha tricked ya, we're not here, coz we actually have a life and don't have time to talk to losers like you and- MOM!....fine fine, leave a message after the beep...but that's so boring, are you happy now? BEEP!
.....Ah, hello this is Sargent Lewis of the Hartford police and I was calling to-

Before he could speak another word Lorelai ran to the phone and picked it up.


Lor: Hello.....yes this is Lorelai Gilmore.....yep that's my daughter..........SHE WHAT? .....Yes!.....Yes!.....ok.....I'll be there in about 20 minutes.....ok bye!


Lorelai hung up the phone, grabbed her jacket and the keys to the jeep and walked out of the house slamming the door behind her and leaving a very confused Luke who had only heard one side of the conversation. So Luke followed Lorelai outside, and just as she was pulling out of the driveway Luke jumped in.


Luke: Hey Lor, what happened? Why did the police call? Are Rory and Jess ok?
'Oh god, I hope Jess didn't do anything stupid. I'm gonna kill him!'


On the way to the Police Station Lorelai told Luke what the Sargent had told her. And when they were about 5 minutes from the police station, Lorelai's cell phone started to ring.


Lor: Sorry can't talk right now, I've gotta go b-


Emily: Lorelai?


Lor: Um...hey mom, this really isn't a good time.


Emily: And when would be a good time for you Lorelai, hmmm....maybe when my only grand daughter gets sent off to prison because her mother allowed her to hang around with that boy. I knew he was trouble Lorelai, you told me so yourself but no you still allowed her to hang around with him and now look where she is! Lorelai your father is on the other phone and would like to speak to you also!


Richard: Lorelai?


Lor: Yes dad, just hang on a sec......ah ok take your shot.


Richard: Lorelai how could you let her go out with that boy after all the trouble Rory's been getting into lately. I knew that boy would be a bad influence on Rory! You always let her hang about with the wrong boys, first that Dean fellow and now him. I thought you'd have a little more sense than that Lorelai.


Lorelai was about to say something, but was interrupted by Emily.


Emily- Lorelai, your father and I, have something important to discuss with you!....Well we have been discussing this ever since Rory started to get into trouble and all the past times we have covered it up, however this is the last straw Lorelai we've had it! If we don't do something now we will never get the old Rory back, now I know you said that this was only a phase she was going through but Lorelai it has been going for quite some time now and-


Lor: Wait what do you mean by we mom? I told you that I'd handle this.


Emily: Yes Lorelai but-


Richard chose this moment to interrupt.


Richard: Lorelai, what your mother is trying to say is that we've enrolled Rory and Jess into Military School and-


Lor: YOU WHAT? You's had no right to-


Emily: Lorelai, just listen to your father for 2 minutes will you!


Lor: Fine!


Richard: As I was saying we've enrolled them both into Military School, it is exactly like Chilton however much more disciplined and we think that is what Rory and Jess need right now. I've heard from a business associate of mine that it is a very fine school with an extremely high academic standard, he sent his grandson (mmmmm wonder who his grandson is???) there not so long ago as he was getting into a lot of trouble and he now tells me that his grandson is doing very well and may still have a chance of getting into Yale. You still do want Rory to go to Harvard or Yale don't you Lorelai?


Lorelai knew her parent's were right, and she didn't know what to say.


Lor: Well.....um........yes......but....


Richard: Very well then Lorelai, their flight leaves in 2 days and don't worry about the money your mother and I will pay for it, and yes even for Jess. We love her dearly and only want the best for her, you do know that Lorelai, don't you?


Lor: Yes dad I know. It's just she's gonna hate me so much for this.


Emily: Well Lorelai it wasn't your idea now was it? It was ours!


Lor: Yeah I know....Just let me talk it over with Luke and I'll call you tomorrow morning ok?


Emily: Very well,  goodbye Lorelai.


Lor: By-, wait how did you know what happened to Rory.....let me guess you are secret spy agents for the FBI and-


Emily and Richard- Goodbye Lorelai.


Lor: Wait, mom, dad....thankyou.


Lorelai hung up her cell and pulled into the police station. She just sat there thinking about what just happened.


'Maybe this would be good for them. Oh god, mom and dad were right, jeez what is this world coming to.' Thought Lorelai.


~*~ Hartford Police Station ~*~


About ten minutes later


Lorelai, Luke, Jess, and Rory were walking out of the police station. Nobody had said a word. As soon as they stepped out the doors, Lorelai turned to Jess. She looked as though she was going to strangle him right there and then.


Lor: What the hell were you thinking dragging my daughter into all this shit? Huh?


Rory: Mom calm down, it wasn't Jess's faul-


Lor: Like hell it wasn't, don't tell me to calm down, and don't you even try to stick up for him Rory! I knew something like this would happen, and I knew I should have just kept you away from him, I never liked him but you were all "give Jess a chance mom, he's not a bad guy once you get to know him", I knew he was trouble ever since he moved to Stars Hollow, hell thats why he was sent here in the first place! Why'd you do it Rory tell me, why?


Jess chose this moment to interrupt, which wasn't a very smart idea.

Jess: It's not like we meant to get caug-


Lor: If you want to continue living Jess, I suggest you shut up, nothing you could possibly say right now could make me feel or even make this situation any better.


Jess: Fine! But just so you know I didn't drag Rory into this!


Luke: Everyone get in the jeep we'll finish this off when we get back.


Nobody said a word the entire ride home.


Once they arrived back to the Gilmore Home, Rory and Jess sat on the couch waiting for what was to come. However Luke dragged Lorelai into the kitchen to talk. Lorelai told Luke about her parent's idea. Luke agreed that they should be sent to Military School. So they walked back into the lounge room to inform Jess and Rory of their decision.


Luke: Pack your things, you're both leaving in 2 days.


Rory and Jess looked at Lorelai and Luke then at each other with a very confused look on their faces.



Lor: You're both going to Military School!


Rory and Jess: WHAT?



(A.N.- Hey every one hope you liked our first chapter, I don't know when we'll have time to type another, with school and all, but it may be sooner if you guys hit the little review button and review our chapter. PLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZ!!! And if you have any suggestions or idea's plz let us know. By the way the next chapter will be mostly about Rory, Jess and yes finally Tristan. This is gonna be a T/R. So cya.)