Disclaimer:I don't own any Anime's or Manga's in this fan fiction. Also, this was written by the The NotSoEvilRedBanana and The EvilBlueBanana.

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A day in the life of two girls At cross academy

Only those with excellent social standing of those from filthy rich family's are lucky enough to spend their time here At the elite private school Cross academy. The Cross host club is where young gentlemen (Not vampires, I swear) With to much time on their hands entertain young lady's who all so have way too much With to much time on their hands.

The host club.

Chapter 1

Charlotte hesitated as she opened the door to the Cross Academy's host club.

"Welcome." The host club said as thousands of rose petals came flying through the door.

"Are you trying to kill me?" Charlotte yelled as she sneezed and died.

"OH MY GOD, Its... the... wiggles..." Elisa said. "ITS A RAINBOW"

Tamaki was the yellow wiggle, Mori was the purple one, Kouya was the blue one and the twins were the red one. Honey was wags the dog, Haruhi was Dorothy the dinosaur. It was bat shit crazy in there. SURE, the host club had done crazy and stupid things before…But this was….new.

"CHARLOTTE!" Elisa yelled "ITS LIKE A RAINBOW!"

" ... " No answer?

"Charlotte?" Elisa saw Charlotte lying on the floor, dead.

Quickly Elisa snapped into action and stole Tamaki's coffee, instant coffee.

Then she pored it on Charlotte.

Charlotte jumped up and started running around, while having a spazz attack (which happened quite a lot). She then tried to steal someone else's coffee. Instead of her plan going well…. She ran into a wall and hit her head. She then fell to the floor and started to swim on the floor. "INSANT COFFEEEE!"

"NN! AHH!" It all went silent. "Not there Kaname! AHH!" Every one turned to see Zero held against the wall by a very horny Kaname.

Charlotte then started to cry. "WHY GOD? WHY?" she cried out in the silence.

"I don't see what's wrong with it." Elisa said, and every one nodded.

Charlotte then proceeded to curl up in a ball and cry

"Mhmmm Mori like yaoi." Mori said as he pulled out his camera and started taking pictures.

Elisa stated walking closer to them to have a better look.

"Oh hell no biach" Charlotte said looking at her and standing up.

Suddenly getting over Zero and Kaname.

"BUT.. but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but..." Elisa said, getting quieter at the end.

"SILENCE TRATIOR." Charlotte yelled in a extremely deep guy voice as she pointed at Elisa.

Charlotte then noticed something from the corner of her eye. "Hey Elisa," Charlotte said. "Have you noticed that Hunny-Sempai is really small and his eyes like…Cover his whole face."

"YEAH! Haruhi's the same have you noticed that shes a girl." Charlotte nodded at Elisa. The noticed the Silence.

Everybody was staring at Haruhi, then back the Charlotte and Elisa.

"Mommy…They found us out," Tamaki said looking at Kouya.

"Oh God." Kouya said.

"You called?" Charlotte said popping out of no where next to Kouya. Kouya rubbed is temples soon to have heart attack when Tamaki shredded his wiggle outfit and was in a batman outfit.

"MOMMY! To the bat-mobile!" Tamaki ran off, pulling Kouya with him.

Elisa just stood there in astonishment.

"Jim!" Charlotte yelled.

"What?" Elisa answered.

"What class do we have next?"

"Sex Ed."

"With who?"

"Mr. Soubi."