The Day Yellowfang Gave relationship advice!
One Day, back in the old forest, Sandstorm was gossiping with Cinderpelt.
"I just don't know what to do, I like Fireheart, but I don't know if he likes me. I don't even know If he's knows that I like him!" Sandstorm chattered on, but Cinderpelt could really care less.
"Well, you know, I almost died yesterday," Cinderpelt said, dying to change the topic. But Sandstorm just ignored her.
"What do I do Cinderpelt, wait why should I ask you? You have no life and you're a cripple!" Cinderpelt started bawling and Sandstorm walked away. She sat next to Brackenfur.
"Brackenfur, how do I tell Fireheart I like him without freaking him out?" Before Brackenfur could answer, Yellowfang came up behind her.
"Well, do you want to know how I told Raggedstar?"
"Who?" Sandstorm and Brackenfur asked. But Yellowfang ignored them.
"With a little bow chica wow-wow," She swayed her hips and tail. Sandstorm and Brackenfur started throwing up and choking. They were both scared for life.
THE END!
I know it's really short, but I thought it was really funny in my head!