The Remus Lupins Wrock... Enjoy!
Remus was first to hear the harsh tapping against their dormitory window. Groaning he got up from his warm bed and approached the window. Against it was flattering a big owl, tapping his beak against the windows pane and clutching a letter in his claws. Remus hurriedly pulled the window open and the owl flew in, landing on top of James's head.
"What the?!" James screamed and the owl screeched, as James sat up.
The commotion woke the other two marauders up.
Just then, the letter dropped from the owl's claw and let out a high pitched whistle.
They all froze.
"Shit" Sirius whispered, "howler."
All the last howlers they had seen had come from Sirius's mother. Good thing it was Christmas holidays and not many people were staying over.
"HELLO TO YOU WONDERFUL, INSPIRING, GODLY…" started one voice, with a heavy American accent.
"THEY DON'T NEED THEIR EGOS INFLATED MORE THAN THEY ARE!" another voice interrupted, speaking with an English accent.
"SOR-RY!" the American answered, not sounding really that sorry. "ANYWAY, WE HAVE GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU!"
"WE ARE GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO CHANGE THE FUTURE."
"BECAUSE THE FUTURE ISN'T ALL THAT PINK" English accent said.
The marauders all stared at the howler dumbfounded.
"MAYBE FOR REMUS IT IS BUT..."
"ERRIN!"
"SORRY"
"SO, HERE IS SOME BACKGROUND INFORMATION – THERE IS A MUGGLE BOOK SERIES CALLED HARRY POTTER. IT TALKS ABOUT YOUR FUTURE GENERATION…"
Just then Lily Evans entered the Gryffindor boy's dorm.
"What is?!" she started but the howler cut her off.
"HARRY POTTER IS JAMES AND LILY'S SON!"
"What?!" the teenagers in the room exclaimed, but the howler just kept going.
"SO YOU SHOULD CALL LILY FOR IT AS WELL."
"THE WAY THIS WILL BE DONE IS THAT YOU WILL BE PLAYED SONGS BY A MUGGLE BAND CALLED THE REMUS LUPINS, WHO WRITE SONGS BASED ON SAID BOOKS."
"FROM THIS YOU WILL HAVE TO INFER…"
"TO WHAT?"
"INFER, ERRIN, FIND OUT FROM IN BETWEEN THE LINES."
"AHH, OK."
"ANYWAY, YOU WILL HAVE TO INFER FROM THE SONGS THE FUTURE HAPPENINGS."
"THEN YOU CAN CHANGE THEM – OR NOT, DEPENDING ON WHAT YOU WANT."
"WE MUST WARN YOU, IT IS NOT ALL PLEASANT."
"MOST SONGS ARE FROM REMUS'S PRESPECTIVE. A FEW AREN'T. ALL OF THEM WILL BE OR HAVE BEEN OR ARE TRUE AT SOME POINT."
"GOOD LUCK!" Both voices chorused and the Howler disappeared.
In its place floated a line reading – teenage werewolf.
"Should we then?" James asked.
He looked around and saw that both Lily and peter had disappeared.
"I'll go get Lily, you guys find Peter." he said.
"Not a very good idea, James." Remus said, "I'll get her, you guys find Peter."
James nodded, realizing this was wisest.
Remus excited the room.
James was about to follow him when Sirius stopped him.
"Look at his bed." he told James.
On Peter's bed rested a note reading – believe us, you don't want Peter here now.
"What did you do to him?!" Sirius asked no one in particular.
The writing on the piece of paper changed – he is in paris, a family vacation…please! Trust us.
"You think we have a choice?"
Sirius shook his head.
They both sat down in silence. Finally, James said.
"I'm marrying Lily!"
Sirius just chucked a pillow at him.
Just then, Remus and Lily entered.
Remus looked calm as ever but Lily looked like she had been crying. James was about to ask her why but Remus silenced him with a look.
Remus walked towards the floating words and touched it with his wand. Four pieces of parchment with the lyrics of the song landed beneath it as music began to play.