DISCLAIMER: 'Arry Potteh doesn't belong to me and neither do his lovely
little friends!! But you know who is mine?? JOHNNY DEPP!! Mwahahahahaha!!
But really, any Harry Potter-ish stuff in here is not mine (except for the
commercials) and was created by J.K. Rowling. God bless that brilliant
woman!!

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Cheesy Announcer Guy: Do you like Harry Potter?
Random Teen-Witch: *nods* uh huh!!
CAG: Do you wish you could tie him to a chair and lock him in your basement
so you can keep him to yourself and nobody else?
RTW: *gasp* How did you know!?
CAG: Can you not seem to find the time to fulfill you're dream?
RTW: YES!! That's exactly it!!
CAG: Then I have just the think for you!! *flashes to a shot of a blowup
doll with Harry's face* INSTAHARRY!
RTW: *faints from delight*
CAG: Instaharry starts out as a little bean *little bean flashes across
screen* and then instantly turns into Harry!! *Says "POOF" and then shows a
shot of the blowup doll*
RTW: How does it work?
CAG: Just add water!
RTW: Wow! I want my Instaharry!
CAG: Most things like this would cost $50!! But you can have Instaharry for
just five easy payments of $9.99!! plus $6 S&H. Just send your money to:
*address flashes across screen*

Instaharry Productions
60402 SE Shubalu Road
Tucson, AZ 87654

Or call:
*number flashes across screen*

1-800-I-WANT-MY-HARRY

That's 1-800-I-WANT-MY-HARRY

And then you, can tie Harry to a chair.
*flashes to picture of Instaharry tied to a chair in a basement with a
crazy girl shouting "you're mine, Harry! All mine!"*
*fade to black*

A/N: You like? I'll write more if you want!! I want feedback!! And if this
is popular, I'll post some more commercials from the wonderful world of my
dearly beloved 'Arry Potteh!! Muah!!