I do not own twilight

Abby thinks that everyone deserves love. But after an accident that had happened a year ago she helps other girls gain the love of their lives back. But when her friend and colleague Bella swan turns to Abby with the problem of her three week long now ex-boyfriend Edward Cullen.

Abby really doesn't know what she has signed her self up for. As this man will test her boundaries and change her way of thinking.

All human

Meeting one of my many clients I took the small amount of money from the blond girl's hand, nodding my head knowing what I had to do. Later that night I got dressed into a pair of large dirty sweatpants and a lime green tank top that purported a few small hole from where my cat coco had used it as a toy. Looking myself over in the mirror I smirked adding some bright pink lipstick and red eye shadow. Checking my self over in the mirror I just couldn't decide what to do with my overly greasy hair.

"Hmm, up or down? After all I have to look perfect for my second date with a very yummy man" I left my hair down and walked into my closet looking over my few pairs of shoes I had when I decided on my warn muddy purple converse. Picking up my Gir wallet I walked down the stairs waiting for my taxi to come and pick me up.

I shrugged my shoulders as I glanced at the mirror I passed on my way to my living room.

"I think I look perfect after all this date might even get this guy a promotion with his boss" I muttered to myself picking at my fingernails. Hearing the taxi driver beep his horn telling me to hurry up I locked up my house and got in, I couldn't have him pick me up and see what I was wearing, now could I? It would ruin the fun.

Climbing out of the already paid for taxi by the curtsy of my date I walked into the overly posh looking restaurant and spotted my date at the bar waiting for me little a good boy. Walking over I slung my arms around his shoulders.

"Hey my monkey man" I whispered into his ear using the nickname my client had told me to use, I felt him freeze at the nick name. Smirking I sat down on the bar stool next to him.

"Err hey you look nice?" he asked turning slightly pale as he looked me over, I fake smiled kiss his cheek leaving a bright pink lipstick mark.

"I'm just going to the bathroom, the curry I had is fighting to get out" I whispered into his ear, I looked his face over to see him thinking over if he should just leave me and tell his boss I was very ill. I smirked pushing the toilet door open, pulling my phone out I flipped it open scanning down to the number I needed.

"Hello?"

"Hey Rosalie, you dressed in the in dress I gave you?" I asked into the phone once she answered on the second ring.

"Yes why?" she asked confused.

"Get down to the restaurant and get your man, he's going to tell his boss I'm very ill, when I told him I basically had the shits from a curry" I said trying to hold my laughter.

"Ew ok I'm outside now" I walked back to Emmett who was still at the bar, looking slightly worried.

"What's wrong my monkey man?" I purred running my finger down his arm.

"I'm sorry but I rang my ex and we are back together now, I'm sorry" he said trying to look sorry but I could tell that he wasn't, nodding my head I looked as sad as I could and walked over to the door with out looking back. Once I was outside I saw a nervous looking Rosalie.

"Go and get him girl" I said as she laughed at my outfit making me smile.

"Thank you so much Abby" I just nodded my head still smiling and gave her a hug and walked home.

Once home I kicked my shoes off flopping down on my sofa, flicking though all of the channels on my TV to stop at the cartoon network and watched chowder when my phone started to rang.

"Hello?"

"Hi Abby" I could recognises that hyper voice anywhere.

"Hey Alice, what's up?" I asked an ex client, now best friend and my new partner in my new hair and beauty shop I opened not long ago.

"You and jasper still strong?" I asked slightly worried that the stupid boy had dumped her again.

"Yep we're good and he proposed the other day" she squealed down the phone hurting my poor ears.

"That's great Alice, I'm really proud of you" I said smiling.

"So how was the date?" Alice asked.

"Eh it was ok, dumped me before he even bought me a drink" I said back with a pout.

"Abby, I get that you are helping other girls get the man they love back but you need to think about your self. Where do you see you're self in twenty years? Still making guys ran back to their ex girlfriends?" she asked getting annoyed as the rant of my love life carried on.

"Hmm, yup and the guys are stupid it's obvious that the guy loves the girl but he's too stupid to see it until he has me" I argued back with a small laugh at the end.

"Abby you really need to think about yourself or your just going to grow bitter" Alice said worried.

"Oh Alice you know I have a plan, and I'm sticking to my crazy cat lady one and I can't be a crazy cat lady with a man tying me down" I joked making her laugh.

"Anyway, I've got to get going I'll come over tomorrow" I said

"Ok bye" she said as we both hung up. Sighing lightly I got up and just decided to go to bed. Walking into my room I ran my fingers along the purple painted walls searching for the light switch. Finding it I covered my eyes, protecting them from the sudden change of lighting. Walking over to my bed I wiggled out of my grey sweat pants and walked into my attached bathroom taking my top off and throwing it to the floor along the way. Once I was in the bathroom I ran my fingers through my greasy hair and cringed, turning my shower on I slid out of my bra and panties to walk into my shower letting the warm water pelt my milky skin, cleaning me. When I was clean I walked back into my room wrapped up in one of my dark red towels, plopping down on my bed I leaned over to my draws and pulled out some blood red panties and bra, putting them on I walked across my room to get Gir pyjamas. Smiling I took a step back before running for my bed, jumping up I landed on my soft bed giggling.

I woke up in the morning with out the assistance of my phone or alarm clock. Rubbing my right eye, I groggily got out of bed carefully as not to trip or stumble over anything. Yawning I walked over to my closet pulling out a pair of black jeans and a dark red and purple corset, rubbing my hands over my face I changed quickly and walked down stairs trying not to fall while I tugged on my black converse. Entering the kitchen I grabbed a pop tart and started to eat, looking at the gothic clock on my dark themed kitchen wall I almost spat my food out seeing I was already half an hour late for work. Running my fingers through my silky hair I locked everything up climbing into my car.

ALICE'S POV

Looking down at my watch I huffed annoyed that Abby was once again late, I looked over to the beaming Rosalie, whom was giving a woman a perm.

"So you and Emmett back together?" I asked already knowing the answer.

"Yes thanks to Abby" her smile seemed to get bigger, nodding my head I did understand why Abby was doing what she did, but she really needs to think of her own love life not helping everyone else. But I am extremely thankful to Abby because with out her I wouldn't be engaged to my love. Hearing the bell above the door jingle I turned my attention over in that direction to see Abby standing at the door holding three hot drinks and some food. I smiled skipping over to her taking the drinks from her gaining a nod of thanks.

"About time" I said playfully smiling as I set the drinks on the desk.

"Still no sign of Bella?" she asked, I looked down to the empty reception chair shaking my head.

"Nope and this is the forth time this week, because she wants to spend time with my brother and when she is in work she is always daydreaming" I said making a face.