He Dude It

Samantha V.

Summary: The Winchester men sometimes have a limited vocabulary but they can still speak volumes. Parody of a Wincesty theme. Only sorta Wincest… your Granny could read it… she might not understand it, but she could read it…

A/N: There's an amazing amount of brilliant stories out there, a fair number of which are wincest, and it occurred to me that they seemed to pretty much follow the same pattern – 1. Both have had some longstanding passion for the other since they were kids and finally they discover it; 2. One has passion for the other and the other doesn't realize they feel it too until 'the moment'. I'm sure there's other variations, but that's what I've seen. I've also noticed that the use of the word 'dude' is used a lot, in both gen and wincest fics (just like in the show :) ). So, anyway, this is my parody of 'the moment', for the 2nd scenario where in the real world (if I can say that) if the situation arose, this is a more likely result. I guess that would actually make it a 3rd scenario… huh… lol! You can pick which 'dude' is which :) Thanks so much to Becky for convincing me to post this *big hugs*

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(Kissing sound) SMACK!

Steps back, "Dude!" Eyes wide.

Blushes, "Dude?"

Glare switching to worry, "Dude?"

Laughs awkwardly, "Duuuude." Laughs again.

Eyes narrowed, frowns, "Dude!" short and abrupt.

Snorts, "Dude."

Eyebrow quirks, "Dude?" Intense questioning gaze.

"Dude!" Snorts again and punches him lightly on the shoulder.

Nods and laughs, if a bit strained, "Dude." Punches him back on the shoulder, picks up jacket and moves to door, cocks his head in question towards the outside, "Dude?"

Shakes his head still laughing and waves him away, "Dude."

Walks out the door and closes it behind him.

Sits down on bed and rests his head on his hands and gives a sad sigh, "Dude."

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Wow, that was meant to be funny, don't know where the ending came from! Good god now that I look at it again, what the hell was I thinking lol! Why yes, I am totally weird...

Please, please, please review! I am so totally not above begging….