A/N: Crackfic for obvious reasons, this is not meant to make sense in anyway, and I'm welcome to *most* suggestions for me to write about, in this parody of the Thievius Raccoonus. Most entries/chapters will be very short 100-2K words depending on what I feel like.
Disclaimer: Don't own Sly Cooper, his family heirloom and any other characters from the franchise, he belongs to Sucker Punch.
The Devious Buffoonus: A Dummy's Guide to Thievery
Preface:
Thief, a well-known word in the world today,( if you're reading this, you are most likely a member of the long line of Coopers, if you're not, then you obviously shouldn't be reading it so get the heck out of the book nosy. Now then, let's focus our attention back to the thief.) We come from a long line of thieves, many of us are now passed on and are having fun trying to steal the granite tombstones by our graves, except for Slytopus, and he was buried at sea. The very first crime we ever committed was by Slystone, he stole candy from a baby (it was an evil little booger so don't judge). Ever since then, we have been taking what was rightfully ours back from the people who got their paws on it through devious means. Throughout the course of this book, we will be giving you all of our secret tips and tricks to help you, a future master thief, gain the skills necessary to becoming one. So, are you ready? Then we'll begin…
A/N: Yeah yeah, short, told you so, it's the beginning, I'm going to add more entries and stuff once I get the time, so shoot me some ideas, but don't shoot me. Oh and there will be some characters appearing in this also; don't worry, our favorite ball of fur is going to have a role too.