AN: Sooooo I just wactched the Dr Who 10th aniversary special and I was like omg cold this have actualy been any more lame?! Like wtf is galifry thats not even canon who cares. And why was rose piper so totally aspie in it? (I hate her)
neways bitchez, heres my own verscion of how I think it should have been.
diclaimer i dont own any of the dr who characters (lol I wish I owned matt smith) except for Destiny Smith who is my OC.
Chapter 1
Destiny pouted at the camera and struck a pose with her hand on one hip
"come on baby, the camera loves you" said the cameraman. She had a reputaton in London for being the sassiest, hottest model on the scene with her long ebony hair, tiny waist and trademark pouty lips.
"yeah I bloody know" she replied sassily in her hot brittish accent.
The secretarty for the modelling shoot came in, she had on big hipster glasses and a long stripey scarf even thoguh it was summer. Destiny privately though that she looked like a retard but she didn't say it ebcause she was too profesional.
"Ecxsuse me, Miss Smith..." she said timdly
"It's MS actually" said Destiny and the cameraman smriked.
"Sorry um Ms Smith but your doctor is on the phone" said hipster-face.
"Oh my god are you sick?" asked the cameraman
"No" said Destiny and winked" But that doesn't mean I don't need a doctor sometimes". She smiled mysteriously and went to take the call.
"Hello sweetie" she breathed into the phone...
Twenty minutes later Destiny was speeding through the streets of London in her open top Lamburini. It was scarlet red to match her lipstick (she had one for each color because modelling paid pretty well).
She drove to Stonehenge which was a five minute drive from her shoot in Mabel Arch in London and got out of the car, her long black hair blowing in the wind.
Dr Who was there adjusting his bow tie.
"I like your bow tie" she said in a sultry voice.
"Bow ties are cool" he said. They both laughed because it was their in-joke together. "But not as cool as you". They snogged.
"Hey wanna go bang on the tardes console?" she asked with a wink. Dr Who laughed because he liked how she was always really direct and sassy.
They went into the tardes and Dr Who got out his sonic screwdriver. "You're a naughty boy" she said with a wink.
"I'm not a boy I'm a timelord."
"So? she giggled
"So i've learned a few tricks what with being alive for 400 years". He waved his sonic screwdriver and her clothes fell off.
"Oh sweetie" she said breathingly.
"Doint call me swetie," he said with a concerned frown in his chiseled features
"Why?"
"Because thats what my whore ex wife used to call me"
Destiny stood there in her underwear, striking a modelling pose with one hand on her hip. "You never told me why you guys split up"
His face darkened "Because she was an old fat whore" he said eventually, pain in his voice.
"Oh she sounds like a bitch"
"Also she killed me but it turned out I was a robot" he said and then to lighten the mood he smiled and adjusted his dickie bow. "Robots are cool."
He waved his sonic screwdriver again and her underwear came off. "Now lets get down to business before we save the world..."
They were banging on the tardes console when suddenly the room began to shake (and not from all the banging if you know what I mean XD). Destiny put her dress on and looked outside the window and saw that they were at least 100 feet up in the air.
Dr Who looked too. "What the FUCK?" he shouted. "Theres a fucking rope on my fucking tardes and were being pulled up in a helicopter"
"Never a dull moment" said Destiny and Dr Who smiled at her because she could always cracka joke even in terrible times.
"But seriosly" said Dr Who, "Who the fuck is trying to steal my tardes!"
He climed out of the tardes door still in his underwear and slipped.
"oh my bloody god!" shouted destiny but it was fine, he was hanging on by his fingertips.
The helicopter landed and Dr Who jumped out of the tardes. They were at st pauls museum in london and there were loads of soldiers there. Some tourist were also taking photos.
"Bloody tourists" said Destiny and the soldiers laughed even while they tried to keep a serious face. She was pretty sure she saw most of them checking out her ass (though she'd managed to change back into her dress that Dr Who had taken off with his sonic screwdriver).
Then everyone wentr quiet and a woman stepped out from behind the soldiers. She had frizzy blonde hair that was going grey and she was pretty chubby (to put it nicel) She also had a ton of wrinkles and Destiny thought she was probably at least fifty years old.
"Hello sweetie" said the old lady.
Destiny looked at Dr Who. "I thought you said only your ex wife called you that?" she asked him gasping. He looked embarassed.
"Um this is my ex wife" he said.
"What the FUCK?" ecxlaimed destiny.
"Hi Im River Song" said the old woman smirking.
"Oh shit" said Dr Who. "Awkward!" He said it in a sarcastic voice and made jaz hands.
AN: CLIFFHANGER! R&R plz