Once upon a time there was this guy who had something cool. Everyone wanted it so they could feel as special as that guy did. The guy was tall and his name was Tyson. Tyson didn't like to share so no one was allowed to have that cool thing. 2 months pass and Tyson is happy while everyone is jealous. Tyson was cooking breakfast at 3 pm in the afternoon when he was shot in the head for not sharing. The guy who shot him in the head was named Ellis. Now Ellis has the cool thing. But Ellis was put in prison for murder so he didn't get to keep the cool thing that he wanted so badly. The police man people confiscated it and now they owned the very cool thing. Moral of the story is to remember SHARE or you'll die. Don't kill anyone cause you'll go to prison and cops are selfish faggots.
