It was a warm but cold sunny but rainy day in the field cannon in the world of SORWD ART ONLNIE. Kirito was having his afternoon btha when asuna abd a blavk man came into his bathroom.

kirito jUMPed up. "ASNUA AND bLaCK MAN MY LOVERS."

"I LUV YOU," The man cried.

"I JUST WANT UBTO B HAPPY, KIKITO," asnuea also cried.

suddenly Vash from Trigun appears.

"hey baby."

alarmed by the sultry voice of his lover, kiroto leaps onto him. the strip quickly and make sweet sweet love with penieses.