Had the sudden desire to write a sex scene. Don't judge me. And what's better than some slash? Nothing. I say this as a straight girl. I wonder if any guys read my stories. Oooo… let me know if you're a guy that reads my stories. That would make me feel all scandalous. I'm such a loser. Enjoy.

"Wh-what are you doing?" Puck stutters as he watches Kurt pull a scarf from his top drawer. Puck was ready to go when Kurt first handcuffed his hands to the bed post. Now he's pulling out a scarf? Kurt crawls across the bed until he's straddling Puck.

"I'm gonna blindfold you. Silly Noah," Kurt whispers in Puck's ear.

"Aw, but then I can't see you in my football jersey and those thigh high socks," Puck whines, sticking out his bottom lip to pout. Kurt giggles and gives it a kiss. He ties the scarf on anyway.

"You're gonna like this, I promise," Kurt says seductively, licking Puck's ear. He pulls off Puck's boxers with his teeth, allowing them to drop to the ground. Kurt notices Puck's growing arousal and simply places a kiss just above his hot spot.

Kurt gets off the bed and returns with the desired objects. He takes a paint brush a dips it in the chocolate body paint. He starts at Puck's navel. It gives him goosesbumps all down his back. Lathering it on his stomach, he straddles his hips so the body parts in question press firmly against each other.

"I want to fuck you so hard Noah," Kurt whispers huskily in Puck's ear. Puck whimpers as his erection throbs.

Kurt paints a heart on Puck's chest then writes FUCK ME over it. He writes other "dirty words" on Puck's arms and legs. He lingers on his inner thighs. Moving the chocolate body paint off the bed, Kurt grabs the feather duster he purchased specifically for this occasion. He dips it in honey dust. He dusts Puck's entire body with the sweet powder, paying special attention to his pulsating cock. Puck's arms flail, while he wishes he could grab the sheets in his hands. He could feel the anticipation building. Kurt proceeds to lick his stomach clean.

"You were right," Puck splutters as Kurt licks his nipples. He takes a playful bite at his nipple and Puck involuntarily whimpers.

"I'm always right." Kurt licks his chocolate and honey biceps, trailing down now wishing he'd put a little less chocolate and a little more honey. The chocolate doesn't taste as great as you might think. He does his best to ignore it and focus on the sounds Puck makes as he teases his hips with his lips.

He lets out a breathy moan as Kurt slips a hand between his already buzzing thighs. Kurt begins to part them and Puck gladly obliges. Kurt leaves butterfly kisses on his inner thighs. Puck bites his lip and bucks his hips.

"J-just g-g-go," Puck pleads. Kurt licks his cock from tip to base before taking it in his mouth. Puck moans in pleasure, his breathing becoming choppy. His back arches and it pushes him deeper into Kurt's mouth. It's just like the first time. Exploring him. "Kurt!" Puck screams as his tongue swirls around the tip of his cock. Kurt decides to take off Puck's blindfold before he reaches his climax. "Fuck," Puck moans, feeling his orgasm building. Kurt's thumbs are pressing violently against his hip bones as he bucks them upwards. Puck cums, fireworks exploding in his eyes. Kurt hears plastic snap. He swallows the majority of Puck's juices, licking his cock clean. Leaving his cock with a kiss, he sits up.

"What was that noise?" Kurt asks in a daze.

"I broke the handcuffs," Puck breathes, his chest heaving.

"You did? You know I had to go in a sex shop and get all these awkward stares when I bought the chocolate and the honey dust and the handcuffs. Then the chocolate doesn't taste any good and you go and break the handcuffs." Kurt groans and flops forward onto Puck's body.

"What about the honey dust?" Puck asks, running his fingers through Kurt's hair.

"Totally worth it."

"Really? Can I test it out?"

"Sure," Kurt says, getting off him. He slides the container across the bed to Puck. Puck sticks a finger in and then licks it.

"Hm, not bad," Puck murmurs, pushing Kurt into a lying position. He sits on his hips and pulls off the jersey. He sprinkles the honey dust on his chest and licks it off. Puck lowers himself down his body. He sprinkles the dust on Kurt's cock, before running a hand down his body and playing with the bow on Kurt's thigh high socks. He smirks at Kurt. "My turn."

Okay, so I hope you enjoyed my little piece of porn type lit. I think it's pretty intense. The first scene of oral sex that I've ever written. Reviews would be nice. Love, sex, and bendy straws 3