His manhood was there, before everyone. And sure, yeah, so the everyone in this case was a horde of ravenous zombies who couldnt tell the difference between ungodly sexy and free food, whatever. He was still mostly naked and his dick was still peeking out from under his shirt, all proud and erect and aroused. And yeah, maybe it pissed Columbus off just a bit. Maybe he didnt like the everyone group of zombies to see something that, while he may not have much of a claim to, he still considered his. Maybe he preferred horny turned on Tallahassee to be something only he got to see.

Columbus clenched his teeth, reached for his gun and took aim at the closest zombie, a blonde woman who had probably once been very, very hot and probably Tallahassees type. They had all probably been Tallahassees type. That was the problem with LA, even the zombies were still beautiful. If you could get past the blood and gaping, open wounds.

The horde had begun running, moans and shrieks of hunger-fueled delight filling the air. Columbus cocked his gun and opened fire. Five zombies later the gun had run out of ammo and hed taken to using it like a club, beating the undead and whipping out a pistol to pull several double taps. There was a shovel, god only knows why it was inside the hotel room (Probably Tallahassees latest zombie killing weapon), and Columbus grabbed it without really thinking and began hacking into a little red head who looked a little like Sarah Polley. There was a moan and a lumbering behind him and he turned, shovel cutting through the air and cleanly knocking a large man to the ground. He was tan and wearing a tight pair of jeans and had probably once been a model. Columbus severed his head then bashed his skull in. Three more, all with broken legs, were crawling towards him. He lifted his pistol and shot one, then beat the other two until their brains were smeared on the carpet.

A loud whistle broke through the gore, and Tallahassee was chuckling. Columbus glared at the older man, shovel in hand.

Whatsa matter Ohio? Dont like sharing your daddy?

Columbus growled and Tallahassees eyebrows shot up.

The shovel dropping and the door slamming was the last thing Tallahassee heard before he felt his body being slammed into the wall and Columbus kissing him like he was some dirty bitch. It kinda turned him on. Then his hair was being pulled and Columbus was whispering something obscene and actually calling him a dirty bitch, and hell if that wasnt even hotter. Then his neck was being bitten and licked and Columbus was sucking so hard there would definitely be a very large, angry looking hickey in a few moments.

He tried to say something, tell him that he didnt want to advertise this to everyone (Wichita and Little Rock) but as he opened his mouth to speak he felt the kids hands moving from his hair and scraping down towards his erection, leaving pink trails and raised skin. He didnt think it would take long, not when Columbus dropped to his knees and took him all in, sucking so hard there was a pop when he moved down his shaft. Then he was licking his balls and pawing at his dick and Tallahassee was swearing so loud the girls probably heard him upstairs.

Ohio you fucking tease. he moaned as his thighs were licked and hands wandered towards his ass. Tallahassee tangled his fingers in brown curls and tried to direct the kids head somewhere more productive, only to have him suddenly stand and roughly flip him over, effectively shoving his face into a hard wall. Hed have to pay the little spit fuck back for that later.

Columbus was growling again and Tallahassee tried to turn and see what he was getting so frustrated with, but his face was shoved back into the wall and there were fingers holding him firmly by the neck. He was stronger, but his strength had fled the second the boys lips had met his and he didnt think it would be coming back any time soon. There was a zip, some fumbling, and Tallahassee was now pretty sure that Columbus was just as naked as he was, and didnt that just even the playing field. The fingers left his neck and he stayed perfectly still, waiting expectantly. Hed never really let the kid top before, always kind of wanted to but never had the balls to say so. He was a man. Men dont bottom.

You need some help back there spit fuck. He goaded, a little impatient and a little curious about how sex fiend Columbus would respond. There was a well lubed finger that went straight up his ass and made him flinch. At least he fucking warned the kid when he did that. But the finger found that spot and everything hazed for a second, then there were two, and three and god he must look ridiculous riding some skinny awkward nerds hand. But Jesus fuck almighty did it feel good, and now he felt a little cheated. All this time and Columbus had kept this to himself, not even offering to return the favor. Greedy little bitch.

And then the fingers were gone and Tallahassee whimpered a little, missing the contact even if he knew it was only for a moment. He felt wet fingers on his ass, stretching him open, and a dick hed held and sucked but never been fucked by. His mind blistered in some haze of bliss and pain and damn he felt so full, and then Columbus started moving and he couldnt think anymore, just blindly grope the wall and search for some way to keep himself standing.

Shitfuckgodfuckuh!

It was two minutes before he realized that he was laying down with Columbus beside him, panting and flushed.

Well, that was fun. Tallahassee smirked at the younger man. Columbus eyes widened and his mild flush rapidly became a full beet blush.

Shut up.

Columbus averted his gaze as he pulled on his pants. There was brain matter and cum on his face (and Tallahassee really had no idea how that happened) and he was covered in zombie blood. His mind flashed to Columbus bashing in skulls then fucking him senseless and he decided that he had never been more attracted to anyone.

Authors Note:

So, Ive decided I need to learn how to write porny things, and this is my very first attempt. It was so, so, so hard. I have a new respect for all erotica authors, because 1080 words took me about two hours and I almost gave up several times. I think I said dick too many times, but there is no way Im writing his throbbing, pre-cum covered organ.

Actually that was kind of fun to write.

ANYWAY, thank you for reading, and seriously, I need feedback. First PWP ever in my life. Tell me how I did, offer me constructive (or death wishing hate filled) criticism. Or just tell me you need new panties now. ;D