Ok wonderful people this is your story! I haven't figured out the pairings yet cause I only have a rough draft on how I'm going to do this… So mostly I'm making this up as I go! Isn't it great?

Things you need to know. Kagome will change her hair color. I will not explain the process but she will. So when it says 'she came onto stage with red hair flying all about her' than you will know she dyed her hair. Otherwise she will have dark brown hair. That's all you really need to know… I don't have anything to say besides the disclaimer, which will only be stated once. So here is the disclaimer and story.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Inuyasha or the songs written in this fan fiction. You cannot sue me because I did as told. Muhahaha… Please excuse me.

Part 1: The Act of Nothingness

Beep, Beep, Beep…

'What in the world was making that infuriating racket?'

Beep, Beep, Beep…

'If it doesn't shut the hell up in five seconds I'll...'

Beep, Beep… Silence.

'Oh it stopped, maybe today would be an ok…'

"AHHHH!"

A bucket of icy cold water with the ICE was poured onto the happily warm girl buried under three layers of covers. Soaking her bed, pillows, her, and her fluffy little Easter bunny rabbit to the bone. Well she was soaked to the bone; all the pillows and rabbit had was stuffing… Evil little harmless things that couldn't feel the freezing liquid. Damn them!

Ugh! She was mad. How dare that little twerp of a brother wake her up, and after she had gotten him such a nice birthday present too. Oh well this meant war! She was going to pulverize that little jerk till he cried. She pushed back her covers - intent on ripping out some ones organs – now if. Only. She. Could. Get. Free. Finally tearing herself from her cocoon, she glared at her brother… When had her brother grown so tall, oh for that matter have such a fine sculpted chest? Wow maybe eating dog food when you were little did make you grow up strong.

"Having fun Maya?" (Pronounced May-a) Well that wasn't her brother.

"Who let you in my room pervert." Not a question, it was to early for that.

"Now, Now, I only came by to wish you good luck." The perv... I mean Miroku said.

"Why would I need good luck?" Ah damn a question; I'm waking up. Why when I was having such a good sleep? I don't want to get up. 'Well hell wants ice water but they aren't getting it' Darn Shippo, he was now in her head too. Which lead to a minute of ignoring the talking Miroku and to start thinking about the drummer, who was full of sarcastic remarks and mischief.

Miroku was a little peeved that Kagome had spaced out, when he went to all that trouble coming over here and waking her up. So stealthy he walked out of the bedroom, down the steps, through the living room, and into the kitchen. Getting what he came for he crept back up stairs and slithered along the wall and into Kagome's room. Standing right in front of her, though she didn't notice him cause she was still zoned out and looking somewhat evil, he again dumped ice water all over her.

'Hahaha you won't ignore me now!' The triumphant Miroku thought.

Oh she wouldn't ignore him but maybe that isn't such a good thing.

Kagome had been thinking about Shippo and the many tricks he had pulled on her. Most of them were harmless but some were just plan out cruel! Like the time where he bleached her hair before a show, it wasn't like anyone could see her when she was behind the screen, but that wasn't the point! It was still bad that he had done it and she never did pay that little weasel back. Oh she was going to get him.

'I think black would be really nice on Shippo. Sure he may have wonderful auburn hair but he really should get a color change. And I think he needs a new hair do, hmm I could always do it for him. Also I think his clothes are too large for him. I must trim them till they fit! Muhahaha This is what you get when you mess with…'

"Meeeee!"

Ah so cold again! And no covers to take the blunt of the attack. Oh woe is me! This is going to be a horrible day. Well maybe I can make it a bit better.

Turning an evil glare Miroku's way she got out of bed and walked towards her closet.

'Maybe she won't do anything… Heh maybe women will drop out of the sky naked.' 15 seconds later. 'Well no naked women, sigh and I was so looking forward to it. I wonder if I'll die.'

Kagome dug through her endless black hole known to many as a closet, looking for her perfect torture device… Now where was it? Spying a black shiny something out of the corner of her eye, she grabbed it up and hide it behind her back as she turned around to face Miroku.

"Miro-kun! Look what I have!" Pulling the small object out from behind her back she showed him what her evil torture was. It was a black square Polaroid taken during a 16th birthday party two summers back. At this birthday party they were given alcohol from some random persons sister. They all had drunk some but no one could match how much Miroku swallowed. So finding a camera they pushed and pulled Miroku into different positions, some of which included a naked Barbie doll.

Well Kagome, being the excellent best friend that she was, decided to take a few home with her. To keep them from prying eyes of course.

And now she could finally pay him back! Yes!

Miroku paled when he saw the incriminating photo in her hand. He could think of all the things she could do with a picture like that. She was evil, not just the silly evil! The really, really evilness that started when little kids laughed at the dying ants after you sprayed bug poison all over them. Oh god his life was over.

Laughing like a crazy clown in her mind, she walked over to her computer desk. Sticking the photo onto the scanner she sent it in a e-mail to her best buddy Shippo. (Which she wasn't just thinking about torturing him a couple seconds ago… No must have been someone else.)

"Muhaha! My revenge is complete!" Laughing so hard she fell over. Still laughing she rolled on the floor back and forth back and forth. Deciding that she had laughed enough, she jumped off the floor and looked at her alarm that was sitting on her bedside table.

Yelping in alarm when she saw she only had 15 minutes to get to school. Looking down at her attire she blushed as she realized she had only slept in a large white T-shirt with underwear on… and the pervert was in the room. And she was wet, and the pervert was still in the room. Now why was the pervert in her room? Something about luck…

"Miroku, why did you want to wish me good luck?"

"Oh that! Well the big math test is today and I know you don't like tests and what not. So I came by today to wake you up and give you some of my luck and to get you started on your day."

"Oh Miroku that was so sweet of you!" Throwing her arms around his neck she tip toed up and kissed him on the cheek. "Now you have to get out so I can change."

"Do I have to?" Miroku whined, pulling her closer to him by wrapping his arm around her waist. Come on! It's not every day that he gets a beautiful woman to willingly hug him, let alone kiss him on the cheek.

Laughing lightly at her cute friend she allowed herself to snuggle up to him a bit, and no it wasn't to get him all wet too… That would be just plain mean. "Yes Miroku you have to get out."

"Oh fine." He looked rather dejected to her. Poor thing.

Just as she was about to give him another kiss she felt something warm rubbing her behind. That's where his other hand went too. She should have foreseen this! She started to twitch. 'Dumb pervert ruining a perfectly good mood.'

Unwrapping her arms from around his neck she slapped him across the left cheek. "Damn it Miroku why can't you keep your hands to yourself!"

"I'm sorry Kagome, but you looked so cold I just had to warm you up."

"And whose fault is it that I'm wet and cold? Hmm… I would love to here thereason behind it."

"Well you see it all started when you met me, you were cold and tired and I warmed you up. So I thought that it would be a great idea to reenact the day we first met." He smiled charmingly; no one could resist it when he smiled like that.

"Gah! Out, Out, Out!" Or maybe they could.

Picking up a random object she threw it at where his head was supposed to be, only to find him practically flying out the door.

'Sigh.' '

So much for good days.' Trudging to the bathroom connected to her room, she resigned herself to a crappy day.

A.N.Hahaha Hope you liked it! Review people review! I demand it from you! Ok not really demand... just asking nicely.

My friend says he was at a party once and there were pictures taken with him and a naked Barbie, but he won't get them from his friend that has them. So I only have my over active imagination to help me out.

Also the band name Submarines and Pixie sticks is mine! If I ever start a band that is what it shall be called. But since I can't play an instrument I doubt that will happen.