What Alice Is NOT Allowed To Do:
Spend over 100,000 per month
Spend over 100 per month on Bella
Draw on any wall that isn't in her room
Paint on any wall that isn't in her room
Dye Edward's hair pink/green/orange/purple
Dye Rosalie's hair pink/green/orange/purple
Dye Jasper's hair Pink/green/orange/purple
Dye Emmett's hair pink/green/orange/purple (he'd like it waaay too much)
Dye Esme's hair pink/green/orange/purple
Dye Carlisle's hair pink/green/orange/purple
Dye Bella's hair pink/green/orange/purple
Feel excited around other guys to make Jasper jealous.
Convince Emmett to feel excited around Jasper to creep him out.
Think about how great Mike and Bella look together when she is near Edward
Paint Bella's house
Buy Bella an entire new wardrobe
Including shoes.
Play Truth or Dare with humans.
Pretend to have extreme mood swings to annoy Jasper
Convince Jessica that Edward thinks she's hot
Then tell Jessica to ask Edward out
Have a sleepover party with Bella or any other human (god knows what would happen there)
Buy the same pair of shoes twice.
Or three times
Most definitely not four.
Act like she's drunk.
Act like she's drunk in public.
Get overly excited about anything.
Buy a dress over 5000 for a dance marked informal
Buy shoes over 5000 for anything
Trash Rosalie's car just so she can buy her another one for Christmas
Or her birthday
Or Halloween
Renovate the Cullen's house without Esme's permission
Renovate the Cullen's house with Esme's permission