Gandalf
Somewhere in Middle-Earth
Phone: 555-STAFF
Objectives:
Defeat Sauron and/or Destroy the Ring.
Education:
It is I who will teach you something!
Experience:
Job title: Gandalf the Grey-Keeper of the Flame of Anor
Job description: Defeat Sauron and/or Destroy the Ring.
Job title: Gandalf the White-Keeper of the Flame of Anor
Job description: Defeat Sauron and/or Destroy the Ring. (Am I detecting a pattern?)
Skills:
Keeping the Flame of Anor
Riding Eagles
Creating Fireworks
Kicking Balrog Butt!
Rocking Beards
Waving my Staff
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!