The Big List of Why
By:KitsuneArasi
Don't own it!
And before I get flamed, no I don't hate Inu Yasha! In fact, I like the guy.
Let's just say I couldn't help myself. -
It's a warm summer day in Japan. Birds are singing, children are playing, and Kagome Higurashi is up in her room, making a list to help her rationalize her growing feelings for a certain wolf prince.
The list is as follows:
Inu Yasha
Good Points
Occasionally sort of nice
Strong
Good-looking
Jumps really high
Bad Points
Cocky
Stubborn
Rude
Mean
Unfaithful
Possessive
Immature
Foolish
Violent
Short-tempered
Impatient
Overzealous
Annoying
Childish
Selfish
No manners (Chew with your mouth CLOSED!)
Giveaways:
Ears
Tendency to attack anything that moves.
'Oh I can just see it now: "Ahh! No! That's a POLICE OFFICER!" And then the orange jumpsuit. I'd just love to explain to the government how someone who doesn't exist managed to assault (and possibly maim) a police officer. But then…Kouga…'
Kouga
Good Points
Nice
Strong
Good-looking
Runs really fast
Caring
Sweet
Protective
Attentive
Loyal
Possessive (in that attractive, makes-you-feel-safe way, not that: Your-friends-can-burn-in-h.ll-if-they-come-close way)
Polite to anyone that deserves it.
Bad Points
Arrogant
Stubborn
Giveaways
Tail (Easily concealed)
Winner:
Kouga
'Thought so.'
A few days later…
As the prince of wolves came to his mate-to-be in her group's campsite he was pleasantly surprised when she swung her bag onto one shoulder, took the kitsune up in her arms, jumped into his and said determinedly, "Take me, I'm yours."
On the other hand, the spurned inu hanyou was scared shitless that he'd gone insane when, as the wolf prince began to walk off, ignoring his insults, Kagome responded not by screaming 'Sit boy!' but by kissing the wolf soundly and flipping the hanyou off over his shoulder.
Sango and Miroku grinned and clapped, happy for their friend and…
Kirara meowed and scratched at a flea.