A/N: Yep I published a new story. Yep it's T rated just to be sure. Will probably change to M though I'm not sure. And yes, again it's an age gap story.

I didn't own Magical girl lyrical Nanoha (unfortunately).

See the end of the chapter for more author notes.

"One… two… three…" I was looking out the window from inside our family car. I sighed maybe it's time for me to surrender and just accept my destiny. But I refuse! I totally refuse! I want to open this damn door and jump out of the car! But I can't do it because I could die; we are on the highway…

"What are you counting honey?" My mother asked me turning back to look at me.

"I'm just counting all the times you both tricked me to do something I don't want to do!" I shouted back at her. Believe me I don't like to scream to my mom but honestly she at least could have said something instead of going with this fuckin nonsense.

"Don't shout to your mother Nanoha! You know this is for the best!" My father was now shouting at me. Goddamnit! I hate all of this!

"How can I not shout to her or to you when you guys decided that I have to get married?" I really lose my composure right now "And to a stranger!"

"Hold it right there little Nanoha" My father says calmly "It's not a stranger, you guys met when you were ten years old".

"I don't remember! Besides I'm older than this mysterious person for like what… five years?! Ugh! This is so stupid, my friends will call me 'cradle robber' this is unfair!"

"Goddamnit… this'll be a long, long trip…" I hear my mom curse under her breath. Wait! My mom curses? I've never heard her curse before.

Whatever I picked up my earphones and select my favorite album from Nana Mizuki as I close my eyes hoping we'll never get to our destiny.

Well I guess I'll have to explain a few things. Turns out that, ever since I was five I've been told that I have to marry a strange person because of bussines, I mean who the hell would throw her little child like this… wait… now that I think about it my brother Kyouya and my sister Miyuki were in the same situation, the only difference it's that they knew who they were going to marry, unlike me who I don't know shit about this person. Sorry if I'm cursing too much but I'm really pissed.

Anyway what was I saying? Oh right! Well to make this simple I have to marry this stranger for money, you know the business. At least I'm getting married at the age of twenty one unlike my older siblings who got married too youngers. I'm the youngest of my family by the way. I've been informed that the person who I have to marry is a girl named Fate Testarossa a totally stranger and she is five years younger than me. Can you believe that?! I'll be a pedophile the rest of my life! My life is ruined forever!

'No wait Nanoha, look the bright side of this' I thought to myself 'You can control this Testarossa girl because she's younger than you so she must obey you' Oh right I'll be the one in control in this arranged relationship I guess it's not that bad after all.

I sighed. Well I hope at least she is beautiful or something like that, I really don't concern about the fact she's a girl. If any, I'm glad she's a girl because we'll never consummate the marriage. 'What a relief…'

"We're almost there Nanoha" My father announces.

"Yay! I'm so fuckin exited!" I said with clearly sarcasm.

"Language honey, I'm sure you don't want Fate to think bad about you" My mom speaks this time.

"Like I give a sh-" I was about to respond but my mom throw me a death glare and when she does that it's better to shut up.

You know… this whole thing could have been avoided if my best childhood friend Yunno-kun just said he wants to marry me. I mean come on we've been friends forever so I don't worry about marry him it's better than have to marry someone younger than you and being called 'pedo'. But no, Yunno-kun quailed. To make it worse he said to me this morning 'I'm so sorry Nanoha, I wish you luck' I mean what the f…

My train of thoughts was cut when I saw the giant mansion in front of us.

"We're here honey" My mother announces.

My mouth is wide open I've never seen a mansion that big before. Fate must be really wealthy, well her family must be.

"Wow! The Testarossa family gained even more money if it's possible to gain even more" I heard my dad saying to my mom, she only nods.

There's a valet at the entrance, my dad hands him the keys of our car to park it. We are dressing formal for this situation. My dad is using a grey tuxedo, my mom a formal white dress and her hair is hanging lose, as for me I'm using a blue formal dress and my usual side ponytail, though I was required to use it. I prefer to use my sneaker, my short jeans and a strap blouse. But no… my mom said I have to give a good impression. I mean who cares I'm going to marry this girl anyway so it doesn't matters.

We enter this enormous mansion I think if I scream there would be an echo. We are greeted by a really beautiful woman with short hair and dressing like a butler I wonder why.

"Good evening I'm Linith the house keeper of the Testarossa family and also Fate's tutor as a way to speak" She giggles a little. "So tell me… who is the person that is going to take away my precious Fate?" She looks at me and registers me from head to toes.

"Umm…" I raise my hand "It's me I'm Nanoha Takamachi, it's a pleasure to meet you" I said sheepishly.

"Oh sweetheart do not worry about being so formal with me, save it for when you meet Precia-sama, the Harlaown family and the Yagami family" She just says so casual that I… wait what?! There will be more people?! Nobody told me about it.

"We thought this was an arrangement between the Testarossa family and us" My father tells Linith-san.

"Indeed it is between the two families, but the Yagami's and Harlaown's wanted to meet the person who will try to tame Fate"

Okay… now I'm a bit nervous about meeting Fate…

"I see… well then let's not keep them waiting anymore" My mom cheerily says.

"Sure, follow me" Linith-san said and started to walk, we followed her. I want to take a good look to this huge mansion but I can't, I want to explore it but I can't, this is so frustrating…

We walk in the long corridors; I take a look to the paintings hanging in the walls. I noticed that there is no pictures around, unlike in my house.

"Here we are" Linith-san announces as we are now standing in front of a big wooden door.

She opens the door and we made our way in. Inside the room there are four persons. I can see an old man with grey hair, a tall beautiful woman with umm… well I don't know how to describe her hair is like green but no so I'll just say that woman is pretty damn beautiful she's dressing with a military-like suit just like the old man. On the other hand I catch another tall woman with purple hair dressing with a formal black dress and finally I see a young blonde woman dressed with a black suit, it consists in a black skirt, black jacket, high heels that make her look even taller than I'm guessing she is, black stockings, and to complete the combo she's dressing a white shirt with a tiny yellow tie-like thing and her hair is tied into a low bow. Damn… she's so damn gorgeous I bet that's Fate, at least I hope she is.

"Finally you arrived" The purple haired woman speaks "We were waiting for you for about an hour" She scolds us.

"Yeah sorry… there was traffic" My father says apologetically while scratching the back of her neck.

"Precia don't talk like that to them, after all little Nanoha is going to be your daughter in law" The military-like woman tells her. Damn she's so beautiful and looks really kind.

The purple haired woman rolls her eyes and says "Being punctual it's really important in this family I hope it doesn't repeats again" She says looking at us.

"Right" We said in unison.

"Anyways let's introduce ourselves shall we? I'm Precia Testarossa" The woman says simply and clean. Oh my god she must be the mother of my future wife.

"I'm Lindy Harlaown a family friend" Finally I know the name of the beautiful woman.

"My name is Gil Graham; I'm here in representation of the Yagami family. You can say I'm their tutor" The old man says smiling at us.

I see the young blonde looking at us, more precisely at me, she still hasn't introduced herself.

"W-Well I guess you guys already know us" My dad said to them… wait… My dad just stuttered?! Well come to think about it I'll stutter too if everyone in the room were looking at me like if I were a freak… wait… actually they ARE really looking at us, but focusing more on me. Jesus I need to talk and stop diverting my glances between the blonde and the rest of the crew.

"I'm Nanoha Takamachi it's a pleasure to meet you" I bowed after introducing myself.

"Aww isn't she cute? She is just so perfect for Fate" Says Lindy-san.

"Of course she must be, otherwise she wouldn't be selected to marry my child" Precia responds to Lindy-san.

"Now, now Precia-san don't scare the poor girl and let your daughter introduce herself" The old man says. I kinda like this old man I bet he's like those grandpa's who likes to tell stories about war and stuff sitting in front of the chimney.

Finally the young blonde rises from her spot in the couch and approaches me. God she is so gorgeous I catch her eyes, they're burgundy but they look a bit sad. From this moment I swear to myself I'll make those eyes bright with joy.

She extends her hand in front of me as she says "I'm Fate Testarossa"

So this is Fate, my Fate, with her high heels she looks a lot taller than me. I took her hand in mine and we shake our hands. I know that I can love this girl; she looks so confident, so graceful and so kind. All I can think is that she must be an angel, looking so pure nothing evil.

"It's a pleasure to meet you Fate I hope we could get alo-" I couldn't finish my sentence because she interrupted me.

"You're way too old, more than I expected" She says dry and simple.

"What?"

"See my point, you're so old that you're going deft" She says now smirking.

"Excuse me what did you say?" I ask her. Everyone and I mean EVERYONE looks like they want to laugh, except for my parents and Precia who looks like she wants to murder Fate.

"I say you are too old to be compromised to someone like me" I can feel a vein popping out from my brow.

"I think I'm pretty young, the problem here it's that you're even more younger than me" I tell her trying to calm the things a little.

"No, I'm okay. The problem here it's that you're too old for me. Go and get someone your age cradle robber" She says in a monotone. I reached my limit I'm supposed to get married to this rude girl? Hell no I'm not marrying her.

"And I'm supposed to marry a child like you? Go and ask someone to change your diapers you little baby!" I replied to her, but I immediately regret it. I can see my father looking at me with a death glare, I don't know if my mother wants to laugh, cry or scream at me and Precia-san looks like she wants to kill me and Fate.

"Aww didn't I told you Precia?" Lindy-san intervenes "This girl is just so perfect for Fate" Lindy-san now laughs a little.

"Younger people this days… honestly it's a good thing I didn't bring Hayate with me, otherwise she and Fate will be teasing poor Nanoha-san no end" Gil-san says.

All of this happened while I was still in the staring contest with Fate. Suddenly she approaches more to me and whispers in my ear "I don't want to marry you and I swear I'll make your life miserably if we get married" She says with a cold tone.

"I said the same to you; I refuse to marry someone so odious like you. I'll definitely not marry you" I respond to her and we continued the staring contest.

Damn this engagement, damn my parents and Fate's parents to arrange all of this, damn this ridiculous huge mansion and damn this Fate Testarossa.

But the worst part is I think I've already fall for Fate, though she has such a shitty personality I think I fall for her. Despite her rude manners, despite everything I think I'm in love. And a small part of my head wants to marry her…

Fuck.

A/N: And I know some of the people who are reading this will want to kill me or something because I published a new story instead of publishing a new chapter of "Does it really matters?" and the worst part it's that I will update this one irregulary just like the other story :D

Something I want to clarify it's that I'm not that good with humor because my humor is black, I'm not confident about writing comedy actually but I'll try my best, if this turns out not being funny I'll kill myself or maybe change the thing (I think that's a better option).

By the way this story will be translated.

That's all, any kind of review are welcome, english it's not my main language. Take care and good luck.

Creepy soul.