For those of you that know, I was planning on a parody of Romeo and Juliet. However, I scrapped the idea. Nevertheless, I honestly hope, on this day of love, that you may enjoy this story. It will be quite long.

May all of you find true love amidst false gold.

　In the middle of the desert, in the middle of Smash Planet, in the middle of the universe, in the very middle of all universes, there was a mansion. It was a large, golden mansion, housing 35 of the finest, most famous fighters in all of all the universes.

This kind of desert was a temperate desert, meaning that it had a massive oasis on the side, and every so often, the water would burst out of it, due to a geyser underneath. The water blew into the desert, sprouting a nice green garden all around the oasis. It was indeed a beautiful place.

"WHAT?!" Captain Falcon cried in anger and disbelief. "You're dumping me?!" He was on the phone in his personal room. He was talking to his girlfriend, Samus. They had been together for about a month, and everyone knew about it.

"Yes, I am," Samus replied calmly. "You are a jerk, and a conniving scumbag." Her words stung Captain Falcon. Captain Falcon had a large reputation, large muscles, and an even larger ego. He treated Samus terribly, often referring to her as "woman" and not doing anything a proper boyfriend should.

"Come on baby…" Captain Falcon implored. "Give me one more chance!" His plead was met with silence. At first, he just thought she was being silent. "Samus?" He asked. However, he then heard the dial tone. "You hung up on me?" Captain Falcon became enraged, and he slammed the phone onto the button, hanging up as well.

"Stupid woman," Captain Falcon muttered in disgust. "YOU'LL REGRET THIS SAMUS!" He exhaled sharply, and got off his bed, stomping on the ground in pure anger. His face, though he might not have known, was turning bright red.

Samus, on the other hand, was truly relieved. She wanted to break up with him, but he wouldn't ever give him the chance. Samus believed Captain Falcon talked so fast so he could preserve his ego.

"OH SAMUS!" Master Hand called, his voice ringing into her room like an oversized alarm clock. Samus and Master Hand were very close. Samus was the very first smasher whom Master Hand liked. Master Hand was like an older brother to Samus. His big heart was exceeded only by his crazy, exotic accent that sounded like a mixture of Lithuanian, French, and Italian.

"What's up?" Samus asked when she saw him through the doorway. Master Hand just floated there.

"I need a favor buddy…a big favor," Master Hand said. "I messed up, and we were getting an experienced fighter here…" he began to blush at his mistake. Samus was simply puzzled, now playing with a strand of long, blond hair.

"What's wrong?" Samus queried, now concerned.

"Okay…" Master Hand continued. "See, like I said, we were gonna get an experienced fighter here, but I really messed up, and we're getting some guy from Popstar, the place where Kirby is from. He has a sword, and, well, can you train him please? I'm so busy!" Samus smiled.

"Yeah, no problem," she chuckled. "What's his name?"

"He'll be coming really soon, actually. I think he's here now. His name is Meta Knight. Now, be nice. He's…not your average smasher. I don't know much," Master Hand babbled. He flew out of Samus's room as fast as he could, so he could greet the new smasher. He probably left that fast so Samus couldn't say no. She wouldn't though.

"I wonder what he'll be like…" Samus wondered. She got a picture in her mind of something like Kirby mixed in with Mario. She just let her imagination run wild of all sorts of things. She pictured Meta Knight as a real knight in shining armor, his blade whizzing skillfully all around. She pictured him as a large dragon, blowing fire everywhere and making fighters like Bowser seemingly unimpressive.

Samus, now relaxed, and pushing people like Captain Falcon out of her mind, closed her blue eyes and fell asleep on her nice, warm, soft bed.

Now, yes, this was short, but well, you'll get the picture. It'll be updated along with The Coup, so fans of both, keep an eye out. Now, may I say, happy Valentines Day. May your happiness be exceeded only by love.