Oh and on the 4kids forums I'm known as Cortana60/
Angst Queen. This pretty much explains why I'm always so... brutal... to my favorate characters.))
Silent like the wind in a summer field...
Calm like a kitten next to a mild, warm fireplace...
Intimidating like a lion to a gazzele.
This was one of the wonders of the Realm, one of the
strangest and wildest of all beasts. Scaly skin and
deep, blue eyes, a long serpent neck and a waving tail.
Two large wings streached out over the back of the beast.
The Dragon was once thought to be an untamable creature
of power beyond limitations.
Not only that, but they stunk like sweaty old gymsocks.
But that was besides the point.
Almost.
"I don't believe we hae to clean the stables AGAIN"
Prince Sky grumbled, standing next to the door that
led inside, watching a dragon with the evil eye.
"Weren't we grounded like a week ago? And now we have
to clen those stables again!" Brandon said,
angrily facing the door. "Well, it could be worse"
Timmy pointed out. Suddenly the clouds came over and
it started raining- except it only rained on the boys'
heads and around them it was sun-shining and beautiful.
"Way to go, Timmy, now we have our own personal
rainclouds." Riven grumbled. "Do you think we should
call the girls and ask them for help?" Asked Brandon.
"We don't need any help from those stupid girls."
Said Riven, "besides, they've probably got their own issues to
take care of"
"Get it away! Get it away!" Stella screamed, hugging
a tree trunk, trying to stay as far off the ground as
possible. She looked like a cat who had been chased up
a tree by a dog. Except she was chased up it by a newcomer
to the school, who had a large grin on her face. She was
holding up a snake-rat by its tail. "Oh, don't worry,
Miss Solaria, it doesn't bite too hard." Said the
newcomer, grinning wider.
"You may be new and all, but don't you think you're being, oh, I don't know, mean?" Tecna said from behind the new girl.
The new one was a goth- well, at least she dressed like
one. But she was really a crazy, abstract girl who
did the wierdest things- like chase people up trees with
snake-rats. Her name was besides the point, possibly Sasha,
but otherwise known as...
dun, dun, dun
THE ANGST QUEEN!
"Do you want this snake-rat? He looks like he needs
someone to hug." Sasha said, turning to Tecna.
Tecna's eyes widened with terror and stepped backwards.
"Uh... I think there's... a... um... food... in the
oven, so..." She stepped back. "Bye!" She turned and
ran into Alfea.
Sasha smiled, putting the Snake-Rat in her pocket and
zipping it in. "Well, that was fun." She said and walked
away, immediatly taking out a drawing pad and sketching
a tuba- a musical instrument. "What the-" Stella said,
sliding back down the tree.
"Why are you drawing a tuba?"
"Because it looks like cheese," replied Sasha.
"Oh... kay..." Stella said in her you-must-be-dumb
voice. "Anyway, you're new here, so you might wanna go
see Miss Faragonda, I could show you the way, just.
don't use that Snake-Rat on anyone." Sasha nodded.
"Don't worry, I'm already going to use it on that pink-
haired girl anyway."
Stella gasped. "Why would you wanna use that on Tecna"
"Because she's got pink hair! I mean, how girly can you
get?" Sasha replied, then smiled. "Besides, its kinda
fun making people hurl."
Stella twitched. "You're crazy..."
"Yup," Sasha replied. "And stupid too. Actually I think Tecna would be my best friend. She's cool."
"WHY would you wanna make her puke then? I mean, how stupid!" Sasha groaned. "I told you I'm stupid! I have, like, a mental disorder!"
They kept walking until Stella led Sasha to Miss
Faragonda's office. Unluckily and very ironically,
Sasha ended up in the Winx Club's dorm since everyone's
OC characters are supposed to end up with all the main
characters because its like, tradition.
How ironic.
Anyway, let's check on the boys' progress.
"AAAGHHHH!" Riven screamed at the top of his lungs,
running out of the stable, with crap in his hair, followed
by the rest of the boys, who all were covered in crap,
screaming. They finally stopped a good ten yards away,
breathing hard.
Suddenly a huge wave of crap plummeted out of the stables. "Good thing Timmy heard those Dragons' stomachs rumbling..." Brandon said, wiping all the crap out of his hair.
Timmy spit out a mouthfull of crap. "I never knew crap tasted so horrible..." He said and coughed. "Thanks a lot, Riven!" Riven laughed. "Man, I knew someone would swallow crap in that crap-fight in the crap stables. Looks like I won."
Prince Sky groaned. "I really don't think we should have another crap-fight, that was really nasty." Riven nodded. "Yeah, but it was fun! I mean, was it a great idea to have a food fight with crap or 'what'?"
"I'd say its 'What'," Brandon said, ignoring Timmy,
who was suddenly gagging. "And it looks like you're
gonna have to suffer a bunch of bullets in your butt
too after Timmy's done with you,"
Riven looked over at the poor nerd, who had taken his blaster out of his pocket and aimed it at Riven's butt.
"YOW"
"I still can't believe you did that to Tecna!" Bloom
scolded to the Angst Queen, who had somehow slipped a
snake-rat under Tecna's chair that she usually sat in
to type on the computer. "Well, she had it coming!
Everyone knows that she rocks so much its pathetic,
despite that she's a geek." Sasha replied, listening
with pride at Tecna's constant gagging from in the
bathroom.
"But why Tecna? I mean, how stupid!" Musa said. "Everyone
knows that Bloom's everyone's favorate character""Not mine! I'm the Underdog!" Sasha said, smiling.
"I mean, look! 4kids forums clearly state that Tecna
only has 11 favorate character votes when Bloom has like, 203 votes."
"But why would you wanna make your favorate character suffer? I mean, isn't that angst?"
Sahsa smiled. "Yes, my friend, yes it is."
(To be continued. Figure out why Sasha is so out of control and what happens to the boys in the stables.
Sasha is me- and she acts just like me. Stupid, annoying, and angst.)