Guess who is finally back yes it is me back with part two of this epic Now I know the first one was weird but this gets even more intense then the last and also…
Naraku-would you fing hurry up I have other fan fictions to get to as well you know
geez sorry who knew that you would be as bad on set than writing a story about you
Naraku- what was that?
Oh uhh uhh nothing
Orochimaru- Excuse me why the hell do I have to be the gay one I mean that is just so sick and wrong!
I know your just so good at it though its not as if Im doing it on purpose I mean you are an awesome character and…
Naraku- eehhhm talk much
Whatever I guess Ill start now
Disclaimer- I don't own any of these characters at all though that would be fing awesome
So let the story continue
Naraku finally gets back to his lair and goes to a corner and starts rocking back and forth then Kagura sees him and walks over to him
Kagura- Hey Naraku me and Kohaku got a few more sacred jewel shards from that idiot Kagomeshe is so stupid……. Naraku…hello are you even listening
Naraku-……………………………
Kagura- NARAKU hello?
Naraku-……………………………
Kagura-NARAKU WHY ARENT YOU LISTENING TO ME!!!
Naraku- shut up you cant you see I have been emotionally scared
Kagura- oh that's why your in the fetal position…but wait how were you emotionally scared
Naraku- from the one who calls himself Orochimaru
Kagura- wow sounds like a real gay wad
Naraku- Now leave me alone so I can wonder through my mind and think of happy thoughts
Kanna enters the room and goes over to Naraku
Naraku- Kanna what do you want……Why cant you people see that I want to be left alone
Kanna-oh I thought you might want to know that Seshomaru is out walking in the KibitchySloganhimer forest
Naraku- you know what thanks Kanna I needed that it will make me feel so much better for that you can tell Kagura what to do from now on
Kanna- but I thought I could already do that
Kagura-HEY!!!! .
Naraku- good point uhh well how about an ice cream cone
Kanna- whats an ice cream cone
Naraku- Im not really sure myself but it sound like something really delicious the next random person I meet Ill tell him to invent it Ok Kanna
Kanna- uhh yeah ok whatever
Naraku- well Im off Kanna your In charge
Kagura- Hey how come Im not in charge Im older than her
Naraku- yeah but I trust Kanna that I would trust you with my life toodles
Naraku leaves
Kanna- Kagura…
Kagura-yeah
Kanna- CLEAN MY ROOM YOU WHORE!!!!
Kagura- Im not a whore and Im not going to clean your room
Kanna- eeehm ohhh Nara..
Kagura- fine Kohaku clean Kanna and my room got it get it good
Kanna- works for me
Kagura- want to go and kill a couple random people
Kanna- Ok
Kanna and Kagura leave
Kohaku- why me!?
Naraku gets to KibitchySloganhimer forest and is chatting with Seshomaru
Naraku- hahahahahahaha I killed Inuyasha I killed Inuyasha nanananana
Seshomaru-shut up
Naraku- hahahaha I laugh at you because gloating about how much better and hotter than I am of you
Seshomaru-hey you are not hotter than me
Naraku-Prove it take off your top half of you kimono thingy and show me you pex
Seshomaru-fine and when I do show you up you'll ….???….. wait a minute this is another scheme to get my body isn't it?
Naraku- uhhhh no its nooot
Orochimaru enters with sasuke
Orochimaru- If Naraku doenst want your body Ill take it its sooo hot
Naraku-No not you again
Seshomaru-…… who the hell is this guy another one of your insidious creations
Naraku- No its this guy I think named Orochimaru from a different anime show called NaruTo or something like that
Seshomaru- oh I see…..he sounds gay
Orochimaru- You never know I guess till you ask
Seshomaru- Ok then are you gay
Orochimaru-oh well….uhhh. you I don't really even know myself
Seshomaru- That sucks doenst it oh well I don't even care anyways
Orochimaru- Well I mean if you aren't doing anything tonight we could hang out and stuff
Naraku-OK then Im out of here
Orochimaru- No don't leave me Narakypoo
Naraku- ???? Ok now Im definitely out of here now
Naraku runs away
Orochimaru- I would love to stay but Im going after that sexy hunk
Seshomaru- you do know that hes not gay right
Naraku- Oh I know I just love staring at his incredibly sexy body No offence or anything but you like need to work out more or something bye bye now
Orochimaru runs after Naraku
Seshomaru- my…. my body its… its…its not perfect in evry way possible ahhhhh that's it Im taking out my rage on this emo kid here
Sasuke- IM NOT EMO DAMN IT MY BROTHER IS YOU WWILL DIE DAMN IT!!!!!!!
Orochimaru reaches Naraku's lair with him
Naraku- will you just leave me alone you homo
Orochimaru- but why your so cute
Naraku- if you try to touch me with those nasty hands I will slice your head of in two shakes of one of my demons tails
Orochimaru- oh what have we here a little child wearing a pink apron doing laundry
Naraku- oh that Kohaku my kid that I killed revived kidnapped and brain washed
Orochimaru- oooo I see can I have him
Naraku- No get your own
Orochimaru- yeah I have one mine is just depressing and retarded.
Naraku- you mean emo
Orochimaru- yeah basically but never call him that in front of his face he will get mad
Naraku-I see Now get lost
Orochimaru-why don't you like me
Naraku- No no I just want you at least 500 feet away from me or my show
kurplunk thud bang
Orochimaru-what was that
Naraku- its coming from the other room
Orochimaru-hold me I scared
Naraku- you touch me your dead
Naraku opens the door to the other room slowly and sees
Naraku-WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE YOU FING DOING KAGURA AND STRAGE GUY
Orochimaru- KABUTO
Well you have to find out next time to see what happens but thanks for reading see you next time on the Naraku/ Orochimaru epic part 3
I am sorry if I offended anyone really I love all these people I just like making fun of them well cya guys and gals of fan fiction toodles