Invasion of the Doomed
I...we...do not own invader zim.
and by WE I mean me and my imaginary friend Allyphobia (gets punched)
(A/N The three girls arn't really surprised about a certain person's arrival because they're weird and at least half of them think it's a hoax...or poisoned animal crackers.)
ANYWAYZ here's chapter 1 enjoy!
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"Want some animal crackers?" Evi asked holding out the bag for her friend.
"I DOOOO! I like guessing what they are then biting off their heads as punishment if I can't."
Evi's eye twitched "NEAT!"
She handed the bag to Rie as the teacher entered the room.
"Class." Said the teacher who's name is Really Hard to Pronounce. "We have a new student."
Every one looked into the hallway at the boy clouded in darkness with scythe shaped hair , the only light shining off his huge circle shaped glasses.
He stepped in looking quizzically at where he had just come from. "Some one really needs to turn the light on in that hallway." he said thinking loudly to himself.
As soon as he had fully entered the room Rie ran up and started poking his head. "WOW! Your head is REAL big!" she said happily poking it. The teacher then quietly excused himself.
"Hey stop that! Get away." Dib said attempting to shield himself from the girl.
"I don't wanna!!"
"Rie." said Evi acting like her favorite IZ character. "Stop poking the filthy human."
Rei immediately sat down "Okay!"
"Wait…did you just say 'Filthy human'?" asked Dib
"Yes have you the brain worms?" asked Evi holding her hands in front of her dramatically.
"You are an alien!" the boy replied pointing accusingly
"I'm a what?!"
Dib crept forward holding a pair of black and grayish handcuffs
"AWW man! I'm about to get tackled aren't I?"
Dib lunged forward knocking Evi right out of her seat. He held the handcuffs over his head savoring the moment that he thought would prove aliens existed.
"GET OFF OF ME! YOU SMELL LIKE HUMAN!" Evi said waving the only arm that wasn't pinned.
"OW!" Dib cried dropping his handcuffs and looking behind himself to see Rie biting his leg. "Do you have problems or something?!"
Rie's distraction gave Evi enough time to slither out from underneath Dib and give him a taste of his own medicine. Rie let go as Evi knocked Dib over and sat on him.
"Meeeoww." said Rie with as robotic of a voice as she could get. She held out her hand for her reward.
"Yes thank you Rie." Said Evi depositing a hand full of animal crackers into Rie's hand.
Dib taking the opportunity knocked Evi off of him and a fight started…a sad pathetic one, but one none the less.
Eiko walked in, her eyes opened in shock at the scene
"GEE! I leave for one minute and ALL hello kitty brakes loose!"
Dib and Evi stopped fighting and separated themselves from each other.
"But Eiko! You've been gone for three hours!" Said Rie, also pointing out the soda that lay in Eiko's hand
The teacher then returned from the bathroom.
"Alright! Everyone to their seats!"
Everyone scrambled from the board, from around the room, and dropped off the lights on the ceiling to their seats.
Everyone pulled out paper and pencils, except Dib, who was studying something on his lap top.
"Okay class, today we're doing the most unnecessary and complicated math you will ever learn." Said the teacher. "135 plus pi squared plus a quarter of a fish times - 1234823!" the teacher hesitated "Every one got the answer?"
The hands of Evi, Eiko, and Rie rose into the air after not understanding how to do the math problem. They where surprised to hear a different voice acknowledge them.
"Yes you three?"
They all looked up from their papers speechless.
Eiko was the first to say something "Ms. Bitters?!"
"We're all animated!" Evi said looking over her hands
Rie looked around "I think there was something weird in those animal crackers Evi."
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Thanks for reading!