"Gary, we're going to miss the plane." Miranda cried, "Yeah, well we shouldn't have stopped at Burger King." Gary replied, slightly out of breath. Miranda shot him a look. "The Gate's closed." Miranda breathed. "Oh Miranda. I'm sorry." Gary replied, putting his hand on her shoulder. "We can rebook." Miranda leaned into his chest, still out of breath from running.
"We missed the flight to Sweden, but we could always go to the next best thing." Gary said. "What?" Miranda looked up at him. "IKEA." "Yes, I could do with a new bookcase." Miranda replied. "And I can look at the kitchen stuff while we're there." Gary said excitedly.
They arrived at IKEA about half an hour later. "Wow, it's quieter than usual." Gary exclaimed, spotting the homeware floor and letting go of Miranda's hand.
"Gary! Where are you going? I'll get lost in here!" Miranda exclaimed, feeling quite desperate as he ran off to look at yet more saucepans. "Sorry." Gary blushed slightly. "Right well that's my exercise done for the week." Miranda sighed.
"Do you like this one?" Gary asked as he held up a frying pan. "Ooh I love it, is it ergonomic?" Miranda asked sarcastically. "Yes!" Gary's whole face lit up, "Can we buy it?" Miranda shook her head in despair, refusing to share Gary's enthusiasm for a frying pan.
"Okay." Gary sighed, reluctantly putting it back on the shelf and instead heading over to the cutlery. "No Gary! This is boorrriinng!" Miranda moaned, rolling her eyes. "What do you want to look at then?" He questioned. "I don't know, maybe the bedroom decor? All ours is just hand me downs from mum which she loves to remind me about." Miranda puts on her mother's wannabe posh accent, "Your father and I have had a lot of fun on this chair, such fun!"
Miranda shuddered. Gary grinned, watching her with amusement in his eyes as she switched back to her normal awkward self.
"We could have a spontaneous look at the beds?" Gary suggested. "Okay." Miranda shrugged. They walked through the shop and came across a display bedroom, it was quite glamorous. It was dark, grey and sparkly. "I really like this Gary." Miranda said as she glanced around at the decor.
"If you wanted to be spontaneous we could er..." Gary raised his eyebrows suggestively. It took Miranda a while to realise what he meant. A flicker of realisation dawned across her face. "No way Gary! What if someone sees us?" She exclaimed. "There's a wall in the way of the bed. And you're not so innocent, I know all your dirty secrets." Gary said mischievously.
Before Miranda could reply, Gary picked her up, her long legs wrapped around his waist and carried her to the bed. "Gary!" she laughed. "You want to right?" Gary checked, his expression serious as he studies her face. Miranda kissed him and He knew that it was her way of saying yes. Cupping her face in his hands, Gary kissed her lips.
They undressed each other quickly. "You're so beautiful." Gary whispered, pulling her closer towards him. Their naked bodies pressed together, a sense of urgency building. Miranda blushed, her cheeks pink with happiness. "You're just saying that so I'll sleep with you." She said cheekily. Gary grinned, fondling her breasts slightly. His expert tongue tracing her nipples.
Miranda gasped as he moved into her, her back arching as a moan escaped her lips. "Gary..." She pleaded as he sped up, the bed shaking rhythmically. She cried out, Gary covered her mouth with a kiss as she shook beneath him.
They could hear people nearby so they quickly sorted themselves out. "Gary!" Miranda exclaimed as she tripped over a cushion that they'd left on the floor. "Miranda? Whoa! Are you alright?" Gary caught her and helped her up gently, laughing slightly as her cheeks flushed even pinker.
"That was so good." Gary grinned, his brown eyes shining with happiness as he looked at Miranda. "Yes, now we can say we've had (mouthes) *sex in IKEA." Miranda laughed, "Come on, let's go and get some food." She grabbed his hand. "I wonder why you're so hungry?" Gary raised his eyebrows innocently. "Gary Preston! I think you know why." Miranda whispered cheekily as she dragged him to the cafè.