It's 1972 and Keith 'Two-Bit' Matthews gets hi, hi, hi with the music on.
Song fic to Hi Hi Hi by Paul McCartney & Wings
WARNING: SEXUAL CONTENT
Well, when I met you at the station,
You were standing with a bootleg in your hand.
I took you back to my little place,
For a taste of a multicoloured band.
I met her at the station 'round eleven o' five and she was lookin' fine. I aint never seen a body like that before and I could already tell tonight was gonna be crazy. She handed me the album she had and already had her hand way up my leg before she stuck her tongue down my throat. Never met such a crazy woman.
So I took her back to my place. She gave me some sort of smirk. Her fur jacket was the first to hit the floor.
We're gonna get hi, hi, hi.
The night is young.
Put you in my pocket, little mama,
Gonna rock it and we've only just begun.
She was rummaging her little fingers in the front pocket of my jeans, lookin' for the goods. Said she wanted to cut to chase and so I put her album on and brought out the grass. She was ready to jump my bone before I even got to take one drag.
We're gonna get hi, hi, hi,
With the music on.
Wont say bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye,
Till the night is done.
I'm gonna do it to ya, gonna do ya sweet banana,
You'll never give up.
We're gettin' hi, hi, hi in the midday sun.
We went at it like rabbits to Led Zeppelin or somethin' and she just wouldn't stop. Gettin' with her was like rolling blunts in hundred dollar bills but she had the stamina of a cheetah and she took it like it really meant somethin' to her. Couldn't think of much while we were goin' at it, just how great she'd look the next morning in my boxers.
Well, well, take off your face.
Recover from the trip you've been on.
I want you to lie on the bed,
Get ready for my polygon.
I'm gonna to it to ya, do ya sweet banana,
Like you've never been done.
Yes, I go like a rabbit, gonna grab it,
Gonna do it till the night is done.
Soon, her high wore off and she just laid there on the bed, beggin' for another. I stood over her and dangled it over her like bait while she did anything for it.
She got me off again so I let her have it. When she got up there again, I gave it to her against the door and just hoped that my neighbours could hear her screamin'.
We're gonna get hi, hi, hi,
With the music on.
Wont say bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye,
Till the night is done.
I'm gonna do it to ya, gonna do ya sweet banana,
You'll never give up.
We're gettin' hi, hi, hi in the midday sun.
Her album was still goin' and I wondered, how come? Didn't matter anyhow, she was like a machine, using her toes to count her roll of quarters. She was a nice little lady, probably the best to grace my bed sheets. When I saw her for the first time, I knew I'd be buyin' her breakfast.
The sun cracked over the horizon and, like an alarm clock, she took off with my money and my boxers and her fur coat. I thanked her for the night and she gave a simple nod.
As usual, she left her drawers on the floor and her album in the record player. She knew she'd be back soon.
So…probably the most racy thing I've posted on Fan Fiction xD no hate please.