Lemme tell you something: Nick Wilde hates his father. I mean hates him. Nick wants his old man to die. We don't ever talk about John Wilde and we never ask what he did to Nick. When he told me he was going bowling with his dad I almost pissed myself!
See, old John Wilde had this bowling tournament he's been in every year since Nick was a kid. Now that he's sick and dying, this year's his only chance to win this tournament and get some stupid trophy he's been trying to win for ages. I figured Nick still loved his dad somewhere inside and I had to see this shit so I rented a table two lanes away from John and his team.
Nick didn't show up. Eventually they started the game without him. Me and Hopps sat at my table with a couple mean mammals o' mine watchin the game. She found out Nick was gonna help his dad win before he died and she wanted to see it. Duke was here too, only cause Hopps was here. "I like the kind of woman that can kick my ass!" he says. F'real though he's got it bad for this bunny. That's a whole other story though.
Nick finally shows up piss-drunk, ready to play. John just laughs and figures his boy was just out having a good time and was runnin' late but me and Duke both knew better. I told Hopps to go outside. Duke told her to go because she was not ready to see what was about to happen. He almost begged. Of course she won't listen cause Nick's her friend and she wants to be here for him. Her choice.
John gives Nick the last turn. They're so close to winning and I can see just how happy John is, bowling with his son, laughing with his friends. I knew some shit was about to go down though.
Boy did it.
Nick threw the game. I know damn well he meant to do it cause Nick can fuckin bowl. His dad lost. Drunk-ass Nick stumbles up to his dad and gets right in his face, muzzle to muzzle. He stares John right in the eyes and he says:
"No dad. Fuck your dreams."
He didn't say anything else. He didn't need to. Just walked away, left his dad behind. John was hurt, man. Never seen that much pain in a mammal's eyes. Duke was frozen in place, starin' dead eyes at John, who's on the floor crying. Judy was speechless. She has never seen him like this but lemme tell you that Nick can be the meanest motherfucker you ever met. She was gettin ready to cry, poor bunny didn't know what to think.
We watched Nick leave without a word.
I'm tell you again, man: Nick Wilde hates his father.